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March 3, 2011

CDC Sex Chart

The Centers For Disease Control released their findings from a 2006-2008 study of the sexual behavior of 15-to-24-year-olds in the United States, aka The Percentage of People Who Are Winning, Duh. Not much has changed since their last survey in 2002. Although you'll notice that twice as many women report same sex relations as men. Super Winning, Duh.

Pictures Of Cats Winning

Alternative title: cats pwning dogs. Obviously cats always win. Duh! They are in the family "felidae," so they've got tiger blood inside!

The Red Skull Revealed

We've seen the blurry screen grab from the teaser trailer, but Entertainment Weekly has the first bona fide look at Hugo Weaving as The Red Skull from "Captain America: The First Avenger." Jesse James wishes he could look this good in Nazi leather.

Cat Scans

Nothing but a bunch of cats being scanned. Just, please, do not try and fax your cat. Very messy. Not winning.

DrunkenNES

Engineering artist Batsly Adams modded a Nintendo Entertainment System into an 8-bit breathalyzer. Just blow in the cartridge.

Anthem Of A Generation

I'd like to give a shout-out to 300 channels but I'm watching a Snuggie infomercial because I can't reach the remote.

The Best Of Terminal

Say hello to the man known as Terminal, a living American folk hero who enjoys wearing corsets and cutoff shorts through airport security. The Dirty has been following him for months now, but he recently turned up after a brief hiatus at the Salt Lake City International Airport. If the TSA asked him to stop wearing tank tops and high heels, then the terrorists win.

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