March 3, 2011
12 Amazing Surreal Photo Manipulations
It's a little bit Salvador Dali and little bit Captain Planet.
CDC Sex Chart
The Centers For Disease Control released their findings from a 2006-2008 study of the sexual behavior of 15-to-24-year-olds in the United States, aka The Percentage of People Who Are Winning, Duh. Not much has changed since their last survey in 2002. Although you'll notice that twice as many women report same sex relations as men. Super Winning, Duh.
Pictures Of Cats Winning
Alternative title: cats pwning dogs. Obviously cats always win. Duh! They are in the family "felidae," so they've got tiger blood inside!
The Red Skull Revealed
We've seen the blurry screen grab from the teaser trailer, but Entertainment Weekly has the first bona fide look at Hugo Weaving as The Red Skull from "Captain America: The First Avenger." Jesse James wishes he could look this good in Nazi leather.
Listen To Britney Spears' New Single "Till The World Ends"
OH MY DEAR LEGENDARY GODNEY. THE NEW BRITNEY SINGLE HAS LEAKED. IT'S BETTER THAN "HOLD IT AGAINST ME."
Matchstick Hogwarts School
Oh God, no one cast Confringo! From the gentleman that brought you Matchstick Minas Tirith, Patrick Acton proves once again to have superhero levels of patience.
Ken Jennings In An Epic Battle With Watson
Reddit user Guantes asked Ken Jennings to sign his book, Brainiac, with an illustration of Jennings "locked in mortal combat with Watson."
Nothing but a bunch of cats being scanned. Just, please, do not try and fax your cat. Very messy. Not winning.
Engineering artist Batsly Adams modded a Nintendo Entertainment System into an 8-bit breathalyzer. Just blow in the cartridge.
25 Examples Of #NotWinning
The very best of the #notwinning hashtag on Twitter. Not being Charlie Sheen really sucks.
Suck it, Hipster Disney Princesses. These ladies are so obscure, I didn't even know who some of them were. Thanks, Comics Alliance!
Alec Baldwin And Olivia Wilde Recreate 'Snow White'
The latest installment of Annie Leibovitz's Disney Dream series, with Olivia Wilde as the Evil Queen and Alec Baldwin as the Magic Mirror. Imagine seeing that Alec Baldwin face peering through your window at night.
Anthem Of A Generation
I'd like to give a shout-out to 300 channels but I'm watching a Snuggie infomercial because I can't reach the remote.
'My Strange Addiction' Craigslist Casting Calls
They're basically looking for people who will snort ANYTHING and people who shower with their clothes on.
The Best Of Terminal
Say hello to the man known as Terminal, a living American folk hero who enjoys wearing corsets and cutoff shorts through airport security. The Dirty has been following him for months now, but he recently turned up after a brief hiatus at the Salt Lake City International Airport. If the TSA asked him to stop wearing tank tops and high heels, then the terrorists win.
The Elephant Disguises Of War
Silly horse, you are not an elephant. You don't even have a trunk...oh.
Ashton Kutcher's Twitter Hacked
Ashton Kutcher's Twitter was hacked while he attended the TED Conference. Someone posted a tweet saying Kutcher had been "punk'd" and asked, "Dude, where's my SSL?" Then there was a follow up referencing "protesters around the world." Seems like a missed opportunity for a "Butterfly Effect" reference.
The Official Charlie Sheen Aging Timeline
With all of this winning going on we figured an aging timeline would only be appropriate. We now present to you the official winning timeline. Winning and beyond.
Lysol Is An Effective Douche
Is your husband avoiding romantic intimacy? You must be neglecting proper feminine hygiene. Try douching with Lysol.