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July 18, 2012

PICTURE: Three-Boobed Hooker From Total Recall

One of the biggest controversies surrounding Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake was whether it would include the three-boobed hooker like the original (yes, this is considered a controversy in the movie blog world. accept it and move on). Wiseman pro…

Publisher Adding Explicit Sex Scenes To Classic Literature

Clandestine Classics is making all the implied sex in such classics as Jane Eyre, Pride & Prejudice and, yes, Sherlock Holmes explicit. The publisher touts: “The old-fashioned pleasantries and timidity have all been stripped away, quite literally.…

Dress Yourself Up As Lana Del Rey

The controversial singer has become a fashion star, landing a British Vogue cover and an H&M spokeswoman deal mere months after releasing her first album. Upload a photo of yourself to try on a few of her now-iconic looks (and pose with a few BuzzFeed-approved props).

MMA Fighter Popek Rak Has Eye Tattoos, Facial Scarification

If you aren’t familiar with the works of Popek Rak, he’s a Polish rapper (or “raper”) turned MMA fighter with a career record of 2-1, a desire to mutilate his body in one way or another and nobody telling him to stop being such a dumb idiot.

Me And My Adult Stroller

Many of my friends initially scoffed at the notion of an adult stroller, and not a few even doubted my sincerity. After all, I am a healthy, active 46-year-old man, married, with a wife and two children both of whom are grown or at least in school a…

Christopher Nolan On Why He Didn't Shoot Dark Knight In 3D

Studios love 3D because they can charge more for it, but with the exception of a few who truly love it (James Cameron, Peter Jackson, Martin Scorsese of late), most filmmakers seem like they just sort of go along with it as a compromise. “Eh, sure, …

24 Things I Want To Have All Of

The Atlantic was right when they said women "can't have it all." I want all of these things and I'm pretty sure even if I try really hard, I'll only be able to have a few of them.

Olympics Documents, Intro Described Romney As Bain CEO

Mitt Romney has spent much of the last week arguing that, despite some public records, he was effectively gone from Bain Capital in February 1999. But in February 2000, Romney was introduced as the "founder and CEO of Capital" at the National Press Club during an appearance about the Olympics, and Romney's biography on the Olympic's website listed him as Bain Capital "founder and CEO."

BEAT THE BLUES - My Favorite Tips For Getting Over Depression Photo

I'm noticing that quite a few of my friends are battling depression right now, not to mention some of my moon babies 3. Being a huge believer in organically digesting and dealing with whatever comes up - we got too little time on earth to let negati…

Meet Michelle Jenneke, The Hottest Hurdler Ever.

Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke won heat 2 of the Women’s 100 metres hurdles at the 14th IAAF World Junior Championships in Barcelona over the weekend, and if you watch the following video closely you’ll take away three major observations:

A Baby Hedgehog Has A Yawn

This is truth in advertising: just exactly what is described above is about to transpire. Nothing more, nothing less. Enough cute to power you through the rest of your day.

A Day In The Life Of A Mexican Furry

Meet Yote and other lobos locos (crazy wolves) of Furros Nuevo Leon, a group of approximately 71 furries living in Monterrey, Mexico.

Mr. Wizard Is A Dick

I laughed pretty hard at this video of Mr. Wizard being kinda jerky to the kids on his show. (via ★interesting)

10 DIY Projects For Your New Home

Summer is the height of home buying season. Here are 10 DIY projects to get new owners off and running with improving their new home.

The 50 Cutest Things That Ever Happened

Since the concept of "Cute" was first dreamed up some time around the invention of cats in 30 B.C., a great many cute things have happened. But these were the very cutest of all.

A Tattoo Ban On Capitol Hill

Just for the cops: The chief will be "the final authority as to the appropriateness of any tattoos." Breast augmentation remains licit.

Shell Social Ad "Let's Go" A Greenpeace Hoax

Environmental activists Greenpeace conducted an elaborate online hoax to draw attention to the the oil company Shell's push to drill in protected Arctic lands. Users were invited to submit suggestions for the "Arctic ready" ad campaign through a moc…

Batman: The Animated Series Rises

Well played, Hub. What do you get when you splice footage of the classic 90s cartoon Batman with the audio from The Dark Knight Rises trailer? Awesomeness.

New Romney Video Omits Passage Apparently Agreeing With Obama

The Romney campaign came out with a new video today highlighting Mitt Romney's attack yesterday in Irwin, PA on President Obama for saying "if you've got a business you didn't build that, someone else made that happen." But the Romney video edits a a portion of Romney's speech in which he seems to agree with the broader context of the Obama's remarks, saying people didn't make it on their own.

The Adorable Knight Rises: Baby Bats!

These little guys aren't even a little bit scary or vampiric. "If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal... you become something else entirely: SUPER-CUTE, Mr. Wayne. Like, way cute."

Look At Kim Kardashian's Face

Yeah, this was taken mid-way through a roller coaster ride. Still, it's pretty funny — especially in comparison to Kanye's gleeful expression.

Marissa Mayer On Yahoo: LOL

Back in January, the new Yahoo! CEO was asked to list search engines from the past that are still around. Guess which one she couldn't recall?

Natasha Poly Is Missing An Arm On The Cover Of Vogue Russia

It looks like Vogue China isn’t the only magazine taking a few limb-liberties lately. Check out the August cover of Vogue Russia starring a beautiful and armless Natasha Poly. Or, if there is a right arm present, we certainly can’t find it and it’…

6-Foot Lizard Loose In Colorado

WOODLAND PARK, Colo., July 17 (UPI) -- A six-foot-long Nile monitor lizard escaped its enclosure and was on the loose in Teller County, Colo., police said Tuesday.

A Q&A With Editta Sherman, Celebrity Photographer, Age 100

Looking at Editta Sherman's celebrity portraits, you wonder: Who will be this era's Tyrone Power? Which current movie star will be the one hardly anyone recalls seventy years from now? Bale? Brody? Bloom? Whose name will draw blank stares from the …

The Essential 100, No. 92: Secret Of Mana From

Secret of Mana links together a number of ideas that other people had explored separately, combining them in an unexpected but wholly logical way. Its predecessor, localized in the U.S. under the name Final Fantasy Adventure, began life as a spin-of…

50 Shades Of Angela Merkel

The German Chancellor has worn every color in the rainbow during her term. She is a Pantone chart. Check it out.

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