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July 10, 2012

Dolls Gone Creepy Photo - Buzznet

Tim Walker Gian Dolls editorial for Italian Vogue I love Tim Walker so much. He always finds ways to create settings that are straight out of a little girls dream. He also seems to have a passion for dolls cause I've found a couple of his editorials…

Sticky Wikis?

BuzzFeed's Andrew Kaczynski joins Michael Smerconish on MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews to talk about his report out'ing embarrassing Congressional Wikipedia edits. Also, Ron Reagan!

Tetrapak Heir Arrested After American Wife Found Dead At London Home In Suspected Drugs Overdose

Hours after Hans Kristian Rausing was arrested on suspicion of possessing drugs, his wife Eva’s body was found in a bedroom at their £70million London home.

Look Like An Olympian For $1,000

Ralph Lauren has released the designs for Team USA's Olympics opening ceremony outfits. You can buy most of the set online. (World-class athlete figure not included.)

Meet Oven Mitt Romney

You're sure to win your next cookie bake-off with one of these guys on your hand.

Daniel Tosh Has Been Making Rape Jokes For Years

The comedian came under fire today for allegations that he made a rape joke at a female audience member's expense. But this kind of derogatory humor has been the basis of his shtick for ages.

A 9/11 Lighter?

Yes. A 9/11 lighter. Why the hell not.

Nicole Kidman Is Staying Quiet About Tom And Katie's Divorce

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have reportedly agreed to keep the details about their divorce confidential, but one person who has remained conspicuously silent is Nicole Kidman.

Biden To La Raza: Romney, "Wants You To Show Your Papers, But He Won't Show Us His"

The Veep serves up the zinger of the day while addressing the National Council of La Raza annual conference in Las Vegas.

Leonardo DiCaprio And Tobey Maguire Went Snorkeling Together

The best buddies vacationed in Hawaii and had some fun looking at the fish. But um, Leo — what's with the facial hair?

Match.com For Animals

The computer programs (and human yentas) that help America's zoo animals find love. Or at least make babies.

Bat-Stache Cat

This is pretty major.

Newborn Baby Panda Cuddling With Its Mom

I can't deal with pictures of mother/child panda pictures. They're just too much.

Martha Stewart Eats Kittens

Just kidding — she's only biting them so that they know she's her mother, as she does "with all her pets". No, seriously.

What Your Social Web Use Says About Your Politics In One Chart

The Republican digital consultancy EngageDC analyzed Facebook likes to find that eBayers are highly-engaged Romney-backers, while Redditors are tuned-out but like Obama. Also, BuzzFeed readers are apparently a bunch of very engaged liberals. And nobody cares less about politics than the people of Pinterest.

Can Pole Dancing Get Recognized As An Olympic Sport?

Pole dancers want to shred the strip club connotations and go for the gold.

15 Things That Are Just A Little Too Happy

There's nothing wrong with being happy. There's just something wrong with being too happy.

Meet Jesse Eisenberg's New Creepstache

Jesse Eisenberg, the voice of the parrot in Rio, made a PSA for the Humane Society about the dark side of the exotic bird trade. While this is a serious and noble cause, I can't stop staring at his teenage dirtbag facial hair.

Why Congress Will Vote For The 33rd Time To Repeal Obamacare

For most members of both parties, it's an easy call. "This really works for both sides," says a Republican leadership aide.

How To Dress For The Airport, By Lady Gaga

It's summer, so you might be going on vacation soon. Don't look like a fool at the airport, follow Lady Gaga's rules and you'll look perfect for flying.

Bask In The Beauty Of The Human Form: The ESPN Body Issue

ESPN's annual issue dedicated to artistic nude photos of top athletes is here again.

The New Twitter Follower Emails Look Like Memorials

Something had been bugging me about these things since they changed. Then it hit me.

Comic-Con Fan Killed When Hit By Oncoming Car

This is a somber way to kick off the biggest weekend in nerd culture. The 53-year-old woman was struck while trying to cross the street to secure her place in line for the Twilight panel.

Embroidered Issues Of The New York Times

Is it news or is it art? You can check out more of the artist's work here. (via mymodernmet.com).

18 Easy Ways To Spruce Up Your Sunglasses

Transform your summer frames with these DIY projects. Who doesn't love a pair of $5 shades that look just like a high-end designer's $114 (or $390) version?

The 27 Best "Breaking Bad" Memes

Sunday can't come soon enough.

Michael Ian Black: Trip With McCain Got My Head Around The Conservative Worldview

Comedian and co-author of “America, You Sexy Bitch” Michael Ian Black joins Jennifer Granholm in “The War Room” to talk about his cross-country road trip with Meghan McCain and how their trip together changed his view of politics. “I’m more reluctan…

The 11 Strangest Edits By Congressional Staff To Wikipedia

The Wikpedians using the House of Representatives' IP address weren't just buffing their employers' reputations. The best thing Congress has done in years.

The Strongest Girl In The World Is An Orthodox Jewish Girl From New Jersey

Naomi Kutin, a soon-to-be sixth-grader in Paramus, can lift more than twice her own weight at 99 pounds.

Pay Phones Turned Into Creepy Art And Other Links

Now that we all have cell phones, the city has to do something with all those phone booths. Also, Jane Fonda talks old people lovin' and NYC apartments are getting comically small.

Watch Chevy Chase Fight A Couple Of Punks In 1984

What set Chevy off? Being asked, "Is it true that you like guys?" while on stage.

This Is The Craziest Ladybug You Will Ever See

Reddit has even given this little daredevil a name. Internet, meet Peter.

Reminder: Brody Jenner Is Really Hot

In case you forgot, since we haven't seen him in a while. Here are photos of him running on the beach.

Kourtney Kardashian Cute Family Photos

The wait is over! On July 8, Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick welcomed a baby girl named Penelope Scotland Disick. "Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are re…

Cover Story: How Comics Shaped Games From 1UP.com

As comics gradually became the one art form America could call its own, echoes of the medium could be seen resonating throughout popular culture. From radio dramas to television shows to summer blockbusters, we've rarely been able to keep our love o…

The 40-Year-Old Reversion

Once a month I get together with half a dozen moms from Park Slope and Carroll Gardens. We call ourselves Hookers, Sluts and Drug Addicts. They dubbed me a Hooker because I wear tight clothes and smile a lot. Sally, a stay-at-home mom of boys, is a …

Where Corporate Buzzwords Go To Die

Innovation meets Walgreens.

Fabulous Villainess Heels You Can Print At Home

Assuming you have a 3D printer. Anyone know if the liquid resin used would be able to support a human's weight?

Live Discussion: Michael Jai White

On Friday, I gave you all the heads up that we’d be joined by none other than Mr. Black Dynamite himself, Michael Jai White, for a live discussion today. I trust that you all did your homework and are prepared with some excellent questions for our n…

Is This Hot Guy Scarlett Johansson's Boyfriend Or Bodyguard?

The tucked-in polo shirt and bulging muscles suggest he's the hired help but the teeny bathing suit, eyes fixated on her behind, and close proximity provoke some speculation. Considering how the mystery dude spent a day on a yacht with ScarJo in a bikini I guess he wins either way.

Teens To Stage Demonstration Outside "Teen Vogue" Headquarters

This follows the magazine's denial that they photoshop models to unrealistic proportions — something the teens have been protesting in the hope of turning "real girls" into "the new standard of beauty."

Is It Time To Just Give Up On Having A "True Center"?

Brook Lopez, the main piece in the Brooklyn Nets' proposed trade package, isn't as good as Dwight Howard. But he's tall, and that's apparently enough for the Magic.

The Women Of Spider-Man

What con would be complete without cheesecake? Peter Parker is a lucky man.

21 Animal Accessories That You Urgently Need In Your Life

If you are wearing anything that is not these things, you may not be living your best life right now. (With thanks to Peggy, who is essentially the world's expert on this important topic).

Jose Canseco Made Ads For Old Milwaukee Beer

"Here's to not cheating, Kansas City. Sometimes last place is first place."

Kristen Wiig On Leaving SNL And Loving Rain

She also says a bunch of other things in an interview with Marie Claire, for which she graces the cover of the July issue.

Here's A Clam Eating Potato Chips

So you've seen a clam eating salt. Now it's time to take it to the NEXT LEVEL.

12 No-Cook Meals To Feast On In The Summer Heat

When it feels so hot out that you could crack an egg — almost anywhere — and watch it quickly fry to a nice over-easy, who really wants to cook with a stove? No one! Here are a few delicious, easy recipes that don't require any heat whatsoever.

Watch Bryan Cranston Become Walter White Right Before Your Eyes

Add Walt Jr. and some breakfast and you're basically watching a brand new episode.

22 Super Short YouTube Clips For Every Kind Of Bad Mood

Why get angry when there's a YouTube clip that's under 30 seconds that can do it for you?!

Nancy Pelosi Dancing

The House Minority Leader is getting down to "Sharp Dressed Man" at Barney Frank's wedding reception.

A Flowchart To Help You Decide If You Should Lock The Door Or Not

This guy kept accidentally locking the door on his wife outside, so she made a flow chart to help him decide if the door needed to be locked or not.

The 30 Unhappiest Etsy Pug Models

You all look beautiful to me.

Finally! An Internet Cat Video Film Festival

Forget Sundance or Cannes. The most important event in cinema will be at the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis, which is holding the first Internet Cat Video Film Festival.

Celebrity Facemath

You know how Macaulay Culkin kind of looks like the spawn of Ryan Gosling and Steve Buscemi? Facemath is a site that makes other "math" equations with other Hollywood types.

One Look At These Ads And You May Never Eat Meat Again

Stomach-churning campaign, via Thailand.

Dancing Army Men Will Make Your Day

This was choreographed by SpongeBob Squarepants and Action League Now! staff writer David Fain. Now I'll be looking for my old army men all day.

Do You Read Your Man's Emails? Go Through His Phone?

Samantha Brick, the Daily Mail writer everyone loves to hate, does! She's back with another shameless rant about why she feels she must monitor her husband's every electronic message.

Two Russian Women Arguing About Dog Poop

One woman breaks the social contract. Another woman takes exception. Angry Russian words are exchanged. Shit happens.

Kanye West Makes His TV Debut As Kim Kardashian's Boyfriend

It wasn't nearly as annoying as I expected it to be! Cute, even.

Tyson Chandler Does His Best Magic Mike

Is there a more subtle way of saying, "Knicks star shows his ass on a magazine cover"?

Tori Spelling's Sexy Pregnancy Tops The Morning Links

Proving you can eat for two and still rock skimpy clothes. Plus, can we all agree to let cursive die and is it normal for planes to melt into the tarmac?

Dozens Of Celebrities Paid Tribute To Nora Ephron At Her Memorial Service

It goes to show how beloved she was in the Hollywood community and of course, to all her fans.

Mother Hen Dominates Puppy

WHO ELSE WANTS SOME? ANYONE? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Chumbawamba Calls It Quits

The band got knocked down and they will NOT be getting back up again.

Illusionist Rushed To Hospital After ¿hook From The Eye¿ Trick Goes Hideously Wrong

Russian magician Ilya Safronov was filming for a Ukrainian television channel when he accidentally swallowed the razor sharp hook.

Watch Frank Ocean's Awesome Performance On "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon"

R&B singer Frank Ocean, who recently came out as bisexual, made a stunning television debut last night performing "Bad Religion" off his new album Channel Orange (out July 17) on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. His album is now streaming on his Tumblr.

"Social Network" Producers To Make "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Movie

Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti, who produced 2010's The Social Network, have beat out other hopefuls to produce the BDSM bestseller (along with author E.L. James). De Luca also produced Moneyball.

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Reach Divorce Settlement

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a productive weekend! With their lawyers working around the clock, the superstar couple has reached a divorce settlement -- just 10 days after Holmes filed for divorce from her husband of five years.

Dwyane Wade Apparently Paints His Toenails

Far be it for me to judge another man, or specifically a man with millions of dollars, a smoking hot model/actress girlfriend, and two NBA championships, but I couldn’t help but at least slightly raise my eyebrow when Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade pos…

The Top 10 Most Questionable Trends At Berlin Fashion Week

The fact that we weren’t in attendance at this past week’s Mercedes-Benz Berlin Fashion Week may be one of our biggest regrets so far, ever. Honestly, the images that have cropped up on the Internet of the fashiony goings-on in the EU are surely wor…

Clam Stealing Salt From A Table

Can't trust a clam farther than you can throw it, especially when salt is concerned, apparently. Actually, I'm not sure if thi

Chris Brahney: Body Of Stone Roses Fan Who Went Missing After Reunion Gig Found In Canal

Christopher Brahney, 22, went missing after attending the band's first reunion gig in Manchester two weeks ago. His body was found today, five miles away

Domo Inspired Fashion On Jasminevillegas' Blog

I came across this outfit that a fan sent me that is completely Domo inspired and I knew you would all love it! in jasminevillegas' Journal

First Look: Yayoi Kusama X Louis Vuitton, The Complete Collection

The collection is set to hit Louis Vuitton’s Fifth Avenue Maison in New York as well as a pop-up Soho Kusama concept store on July 10 in advance of the Kasuma retrospective opening at the Whitney two days later. Seven dedicated shops featuring the c…

Every Game Is Batman From 1UP.com

n accurate portrayal of Batman was something of an enigma until Rocksteady's Batman: Arkham Asylum in 2009. Many companies had tried, ranging from Sunsoft and Konami in the '90s to Ubisoft and EA in the 2000s, but no one really captured the idea of …

33 Embarrassing Congressional Edits To Members' Wikipedia Pages

A search through the House of Representatives IP address on Wikipedia shows which pages have been edited by Congressional staff. The IP address, shared by all Congressional offices offers a glimpse at who decided to do a bit of historical airbrushing.

Hot Or Not Miley Cyrus's Pink Hair Photo Katy Bambie's Photos

I found this photo on Tumblr where Miley Cyrus has pink hair. Of course, this picture edited in Photoshop, but still it gives us the opportunity to provide Miley with pink hair. Thoughts? What do you think it Hot or Not? - Hot or Not? Miley Cyrus's …

American Idol: Is Adam Lambert Going To Be A Judge?

Adam Lambert may not have won his season of American Idol, but the season 8 runner-up is reportedly in talks to join the show as a judge. It's still unk

Why Celebrities Wearing Couture Isn’t Always A Good Thing (According To Karl Lagerfeld)

In an interesting piece in yesterday’s New York Times, Cathy Horyn looks back on the latest couture collections and tries to determine what separates couture from ready to wear, what makes it special–questions that seemed especially difficult to ans…

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Divorce: Couple's Last Supper Less Than 2 Weeks Before Split Announced

And in newly released pictures which show the happy couple out in public for the last time together, it's easy to see why Tom felt blindsided.

The Politics Of McCarren Park Pool

On June 28th, public officials, neighborhood civic leaders, parents and their eager toddlers, poured under the iconic vaulted archway of the McCarren Park Pool.

People Protest New York City Soda Ban With 7-Eleven Big Gulps

Earlier this evening a group of people in lower Manhattan took part in the 'Million Big Gulp March'. If you didn't already know, the Mayor of New York City has attempted to ban all sugary drinks over 16 ounces. God Bless America.

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