July 26, 2012
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We might never get our flying cars but what about our replicators? And what happens to an economy when scarcity of goods is no longer an issue?
After the success of our first Sports On TV column (Saved By The Bell's 20 Greatest Sports Moments) I thought to myself, How do I follow up? The
What not to do if you're accusing someone of forced prostitution: list your job title as "head pimptress in charge."
These photos seem to indicate yes.
The Olympics are a hotbed for emotional and chilling stories. Here are some of the best, told in GIFs.
Spoilers abound, so don't read this if you don't want to know what those nine live geese and other livestock that have been cast for this momentous affair get up to.
Warning: Most of these contain adorable cats and/or rainbows!
Because with 12,000 Olympians competing over 17 days, you're going to need a little help.
Are they everything you imagined and more?
Some people think America's only marsupials are no more than overgrown rats, but by the looks of this guy's adorable nom-ing, this stance needs to be re-evaluated... Pretty darn cute.
Perhaps the biggest risk to Horizon going into tomorrow's FDA approval decision is the stock's run from $4 to $7.50 over the past six weeks. That's a big move ahead of a major catalyst and can often lead to a significant sell off once Rayos' approva…
Most people are impressed when they can get a kite off the ground and keep it in the air for 5 minutes without tangling the line. These guys put us all to shame.
You're not Bond anymore. And you never should have been Bond. Oh, it's a commercial for an Italian online casino (lame).
Next step: filling plastic baggies with poop.
"Objectively awful couple Ross Bird and Jessica Black want their upcoming wedding to be a true reflection of who they are as human beings," The Onion reports. "Sources claim that a reading of Walt Whitman's poetry, a bunch of candles and f*cking mason jars, and an Instagram photo booth will truly capture the essence of the insufferable pair."
They refer to themselves as peasants and revere the recently-lorded as a god. Here's proof.
Twitter broke down this morning and then turned lots of avatars into eggs. And people had Feelings.
"I hear there's a guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know whether we are ready," London Mayor Boris Johnson said. "Are we ready? Yes we are!"
At the height of their prime these people would have at least a million twitter followers each. Now? Not so much.
Watch as the two compete in the 25 meter doggy paddle.
I don't think anyone is having as much fun at the London 2012 Olympics as Princess Kate.
For the first time in 11 years the Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued a stop-sale order. Plus, bats are gross looking and Nielsen Ratings are officially useless.
She updated her twitter avatar to a photo of her boobs, basically. All grown up!
Bravo, whoever in Redditor svenonpaulus's office did this. Bravo.
Well, what else would you expect Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders to do when handed a bottle of bubbly?
Mitt's lack of enthusiasm for the U.K. predates his recent kerfuffle with David Cameron. Here's a choice quote from Romney's 2010 book, No Apologies.
Guess what, everyone: Tom Brady's the President, his offensive linemen are the Secret Service, and we're all going to die.
Chick-fil-A makes a great chicken sandwich — and I used to like getting one, with their amazing lemonade — whenever I was in the South. Chick-fil-A’s are as numerous there as Starbucks on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. In fact, before I knew more…
Like pageants, elections are carefully orchestrated displays of candidates' poise and ability to connect with audiences. I think we can all agree that what this country's most important politicians are truly missing more than anything is the dramatic styling and beautiful makeup the glitz pageant competitors (as seen on such fine programming as Toddlers & Tiaras) have perfected over the years. Thanks to the power of retouching we can imagine how that would look.
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At a press briefing today White House press secretary Jay Carney refused to comment on the two FBI investigations into national security leaks. Carney said it was "an insult and preposterous to suggest that the White House would leak classified information for political gain."
These fluffy little cubs were born at the Parque Loro Zoo in Puebla. They are only one-week old and they're already breakin' hearts with their fluffiness.
Sadly, you won't be seeing these in London.
Hundreds of clowns descended upon Guatemala City and terrorized the local citizenry. Brings chilling literalism to the phrase, "Those clowns in Congress."
Oh the difference four days can make. Wait, what? Four DAYS? Scientists are scrambling to figure out the implications of such a rapid increase in melt.
The world's top athletes undergo a variety of unusual grooming rituals so they can perform and look their best on-camera during the Games. More men shave for these things than you might think.
Saving the world, one acorn at a time.
Better than some experimental jazz bands (*snapping fingers*).
This goes to show that even Dr. Dre can't handle too much Eminem.
NBC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Underdogs the UAE took the lead first, but medal-favorites Uruguay struck back with a tremendous free-kick score.
The glass-bottomed deep end of the Holiday Inn Shanghai's pool extends outward from the main body of the building... 24 stories above ground. Yikes.
From Meeting The Parents To Hitting A Red Carpet, A New Breed Of One Direction Fan Girls Create Outfits For Every Occasion
You’ve heard of One Direction, right? The British boy band composed of five “lads” between the ages of 18 and 20 (which makes crushing on them totally legal, just sayin’) was formed two years ago on the British version of the X-Factor after being re…
New research shows that college students who drink Red Bull or other caffeinated drinks with their alcohol are more likely to engage in dangerous sexual behavior than those who don't mix their booze with caffeine.
Just in case the photos of the writers room weren't enough to convince you it was happening.
Last weekend, police officers shot and killed two men in the heavily Latino city that's also home to the Happiest Place on Earth. There have now been five officer-related civilian deaths in Anaheim since the year began, and residents are fighting back.
These people win at life.
The ultimate dog hack.
As head of the Salt Lake Olympics Mitt Romney became the first Olympic executive to approve a series of commemorative pins in his likeness. (They're in the news right now because they were made in China, but their mere existence is its own indictment of Romney's judgment.)
The One Direction-er was out parting until 3:30 AM in London, which is totally legal for him. But someone call the derp police, we've got a face over here!
The former Chelsea player and manager seemed to be having a heart-to-heart with Joelle, 16, as they cooled off in the sea.
City bites back after Cameron disses their Olympic Games. "Happy to send a map so he doesn't run into any trouble locating the middle of nowhere."
Hello Kitty could be making a fortune here. They aren't even real (yet) and already I'm throwing my money at my monitor.
Dizzee Rascal's "Scream" rocks pretty hard, and will get you pumped up. Isn't that what an Olympic theme is all about?
We get it. You don't like gay people. Sheesh.
Cats seem to really be afforded the respect and adoration they deserve over in Japan. NyaRan is the big name star behind these advertisements for Jalan, a travel booking company.
The Olympics start this Friday, and one of the best parts of any Olympics (besides ogling the male divers–admit that you do this) is getting to know the athletes and learning their stories as they progress through the games. We already met the women…
Cenk wouldn’t have voted for Rep. Ron Paul for president, but he can agree with Paul’s advocacy for Federal Reserve transparency. “On this issue, you go get ‘em, Dr. Paul,” Cenk says. “He’s actually a rare Republican with principle — whether you agr…
Cameron is mad at Romney for musing that London isn't prepared for the Olympics. It's a diplomatic flap to kick off the candidate's foreign trip.
Last Night Zach Galifianakis Interviewed Jimmy Fallon As Jimmy Fallon (Jimmy got to play Zach.) Spot on.
Ladies, let's return to the halcyon days of napkins and belts and clasps. Illustrated by Jon Whitcomb.
In the wake of the Aurora shooting, Romney says he doesn't support tighter gun control. Changing the law won't "make all the bad things go away."
The Republican Presidential candidate met with former and current British leaders Thursday during his visit to London.
The results of AskMen's Great Male Survey are in. Here's what men think of politics and the economy in 2012.
Trying to find the right size bag with the right number of pockets for trips gets so frustrating, especially when style is of concern. It's pretty much impossible to feel like a fabulous jetsetter when you're carrying 30 pounds of crap and standing in a long, miserable line — but investing in one of these cute bags might ease your pain somewhat.
Says player April Ross, "We've tried as hard as we can to get in touch with Prince Harry. We've Tweeted him, we've stalked him Facebook. We thought because he was so into volleyball he would have got back to us. But no luck so far."
Day two of the Veepstakes, and the veep contenders are out and about today.
We looked at the Great Male Survey results to understand a little more about how tech influences your sex life.
According to a spokesperson, this September’s Lady Gaga-covered Vogue will have 658 ad pages, which marks a nearly 14% growth from last year–that’s double digit growth on top of double digit growth for the last two years, thank you very much Anna Wi…
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Moon dust is Icing Sugar - Daniel Sannwald for Pop Magazine Check out this amazing tutorial Daniel Sannwald shot for Pop magazine. I've been decorating my house all over the top candy colors so i'm really feeling these photos right now. I've been on…
So, uh… I wasn’t planning to write about this whole Kristen Cheated on Rob! story, but that was before the people involved started issuing official statements about it. A 22-year-old broad cheated on her boyfriend? STOP THE PRESSES! What’s next, her…
"You're competing against young people in Beijing and Bangalore," the President said in his address to the National Urban League tonight. "You know they're not hanging out. They're not getting over. They're not playing video games. They're not watching 'Real Housewives.' I'm just saying, it's a two-way street."
President Obama gave some advice to American students about competing with kids in other countries for success in the global economy.
Jenn Gibbons, 27, Charity Rower, Sexually Assaulted By Man Who 'Tracked Her Down From Her Blog' To Rape Her
On Sunday, she told the world that a man boarded her boat in Mueller Township in Schoolcraft County and assaulted her - and she's hoping that by reaching out about the ordeal, she can find her attacker and bring him to justice.
It’s easy to look at our media industrial complex and forget that its members were once young and hungry, that they had to hustle, grease sources and report stories within an inch of life. One can imagine these scrappers delirious just to see a byli…
It’s a bit of a slow news day, but hella phatty props (sorry, I get tired of typing “kudos”) to Funny or Die for creating this mash-up trailer for Every 3D Movie Ever.
The back and forth between Chick Fil-A and The Jim Henson Company continues this week, after Henson CEO Lisa Henson announced she was pulling Muppets toys from Chick Fil-A in response to Chick Fil-A President Dan Cathy’s comments in support of “the …