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July 27, 2012

The Most Epic Shoes Ever Photo - Buzznet

Not much else I need to say 3 No one loves shoes more than I do and I'm lucky there are so many amazing designers making them up. You guys know I've made a bunch of shoes myself as well but I wanna go to a design school and learn how to properly mak…

Lady Gaga Tweets Naked Picture Of Herself Reclining On An Armchair

The singer also posted a supportive message to embattled stars Kirsten Stewart and Robert Pattinson

See J.K. Rowling Read From "Peter Pan" At The London Olympics

Fifteen years ago, Rowling was a single mom living in poverty. Now she's an international symbol of the wonder of children's literature.

Athletes' Sexual Exploits At The Olympics Are 'Good, Clean Fun,' Says ESPN Writer

Cenk talks to Sam Alipour about his article in ESPN The Magazine about Olympic athletes who are having a surprising amount of sex before and after their big showdowns.

Police Are Starting To Adapt To Pro Sports DUIs

At some point the law had to evolve. It had to get better. And now it has.

RIP Tape Delay

While NBC is streaming most of the Olympics this year, they opted, strangely, for tape-delayed opening ceremonies. But did they tell their social media team, who is live-tweeting it?

The Olympics Bring Michelle Obama, The Queen, And Kate Middleton Together Again

Are the Olympics the best or are they the best? (Answer: the best!)

40 Photos From The Insanely British Olympics Opening Ceremony

Queen Elizabeth II jumped out of a helicopter and Mr. Bean played a synthesizer. Happy Olympics!

The 15 Best Historical Photo Collections You Should Be Following On Flickr

Flickr is still the best place to discover amazing and historic images from library and historical society collections. If you're a history buff, prepare to lose hours pouring through these accounts.

How To Make Frank's Hot Sauce Soup

Don't have any plans for dinner tonight? Here, I've got you covered.

Target's New Gay Wedding Registry Ad

Remember when Target was anti-gay? I guess things have changed. Welcome to the good side!

A First Look At "Childrens Hospital" Season 4

A very, very bloody look at season 4. I can't wait.

The Olympic Opening Ceremony In GIFs

A guide to Danny Boyle's fantastical opening ceremony in 15 GIFs.

Teva The Sea Lion Pup Is Born In Memphis

This sassy little thing is the first ever successful sea lion birth at the Memphis Zoo! Dat face, dat belly.

A Dramatic Reading Of A Yelp Review

Chris Kipiniak from The Good Wife and Law & Order uses his talents in the best way possible.

The Most Fun Way To Get Wasted During The Olympics Opening Ceremony

Drinking in front of your TV to the Opening Ceremony of the London Games? Get plastered with purpose by following this drinking game. (The ceremony starts at 7:30 p.m. ET on NBC!)

The Best Movies From "The Dark Knight Rises" Cast On Netflix

Here are some lesser-known films featuring Dark Knight Rises personnel that would be worth your time from the comfort of your own home.

If You Instagram Anything, It Better Be Adorable

Here is what should be instagrammed.

5 Huge Stocks Ready To Slingshot Higher

Everyone’s favorite index has been hemming and hawing since it bottomed in early June -- and quietly building an orderly 8% rally in the process. Yesterday, The S&P closed lower. This morning, it’s pointed higher. And it’s all essentially been for “…

James Bond Meets The Queen Of England, Queen Of England Jumps Out Of Helicopter

From today's, shall we say, slightly over the top opening ceremony to the London Olympics. Yes, that's really Daniel Craig and, also yes, that's really the freaking queen of England.

33 Totally Do-Able D.I.Y. Projects For Your Pets

It's definitely woof it to take a look at these easy projects and find the purrfect fit for your animal family. Most of these do-it-yourself ideas require minimal special skills or tools, and are a great way to show your pets how much you love them!

A Woman's Life, As Told Through Scientific Studies

Every week brings a slew of research aiming to shed light on how women can live their healithiest, most fulfilling lives. String some recent studies together and you get a life that looks something like this.

Sherlock Gets London Pumped Up For The Olympics

Benedict Cumberbatch will get you psyched.

Horror Hospital: The Most Shocking Photos And Testimony From The Dawood Military Hospital Scandal

If you look at only one story about the Afghan War this year, make it this one. An explosive Congressional investigation revealed horrific new details this week about a U.S. funded military hospital in Afghanistan that kept patients in "Auschwitz-like" conditions. Warning: Graphic images.

Video Game Grandpa Meme And Other Weekend Links

He's trying to relate to you. Also, the future of writing using only your eyes and athletes have some weird hobbies.

Will Arnett Has A "Boy's Minute"

The (awesome) counterpoint to Amy Poehler's Smart Girls At The Party videos.

16 Delightfully Naughty Censor Bar GIFs To Brighten Your Day

Here's a bunch of wonderfully frustrating gifs (meaning they're Safe For Work) from BPA's "Toe Jam" video.

Nebraska Cornhuskers Get New 'Captain N' Inspired Uniforms

Adidas posted a video to YouTube this morning to debut their new alternate uniforms for the Nebraska Cornhuskers, a bright red number with decorative knee-socks, those stupid gloves that make a pattern when you hold your palms out that everyone love…

The Best One-Line Email Jeff Bezos Ever Sent

A former employee of Amazon sent a message to its founder on Sunday, asking him to donate to a Washington state same-sex marriage referendum. She hadn't worked there since 2001. Two days later, Bezos pledged $2.5 million.

If Gotham Hosted The Olympics And Other Links

Let the games...begin. Plus the greatest training montages in film history and China is cracking down on Internet "criminals."

The Aperol Americano: Easy Drinking That Won't Turn You Into A Mess

It's strong enough to take the edge off yet not too strong to drink on an empty stomach. Better yet, it's incredibly simple to make.

Men Throwing Rocks With The Other Hand

There's nothing more emasculating to alpha males than this.

Abortion Ban Vote Steps On GOP Message

“Obama raising taxes is supposed to be the message of the week … not this,” a conservative Republican argued of Majority Leader Eric Cantor's scheduling decision. On Tuesday, the House is set to vote on a bill banning abortions in Washington, DC.

5 Epic Battles Between Fictional Brits For The Olympic Opening Ceremony

The Olympic Opening Ceremony might feature Voldemort fighting an army of Mary Poppins.Great concept, but there are so many more British characters that deserve a chance to duel.

13 Yelp Reviews Of Unexpectedly Haunted Places

Yelpers find ghosts in drugstores, tattoo parlors and toy stores.

Breaking With '08 Rhetoric, Jay Carney Won't Call Jerusalem Capital Of Israel

In a video that had gone viral on YouTube, White House press secretary Jay Carney refused to identify the capital of Israel to White House reporters. The statement by Carney is a far cry from 2008 when Obama was unequivocally stating Jerusalem would be the capital of Israel. The White House's official policy on the capitol of the country, however, remains consistent with previous administrations.

Obama-Snubbing Goaltender Tim Thomas Says He Supports Chick-Fil-A, God's Wrath

"I stand with Chick-Fil-A." Dude, they make sandwiches. You sound like you're going to war.

Rapper Immortal Tech On Occupy, Rush Limbaugh Vs. Ice-T And How The World Bank Is The Biggest Gangster Of Them All

Cenk interviews rapper Immortal Technique about his experiences with the Occupy movement, why Rush Limbaugh is a “douche,” and who are the real thugs and gangsters on the world stage. “A real gangster says, ‘Here you go, here’s $50 million from the …

Sleepy Kitten Falls Asleep In His Food Bowl

We've all been there, little buddy.

Liberal Group: "Romney's Trip Isn't Working"

Taking a page from the Romney campaign playbook, American Bridge makes Margaret Thatcher's 1978 campaign slogan — "Labour isn't working" — its own. A slam on Romney's rocky foreign trip.

Why French Fans Booed Madonna Offstage

They camped out for days, only for the expensive concert to last less than an hour. Some reports say that fans yelled that Madonna was a "slut."

What The 2012 New York Olympics Would Have Looked Like

Had things gone differently, the world would be eagerly awaiting the start of the 2012 New York Olympics tonight. The official bid video for the games gives us an idea what Mayor Bloomberg and company had planned.

Craigslist Ad Of The Week

Via Phoenix. It involves Chewbacca—what the hell else do you need?

A Legally Blind Archer Just Broke The First World Record Of The 2012 Olympics

South Korea's Im Dong Hyun is legally blind and a world-class archer. Oh, and he just broke a world record.

BREAKING: CNN Chief Jim Walton Resigns, Memo Here

Walton announced Friday that he will be stepping down as president of CNN, saying that the news organization needs "new thinking" and "a different perspective."

Dane Cook Cracks Jokes About Aurora Shooting

Hear the clip from his performance last night at the Laugh Factory. Always keepin' it classy, Dane.

Cloned Dog Fathers Eight Puppies

A Florida couple had their beloved dog, Sir Lancelot, cloned after he passed away in 2009. Lancelot Encore, clone of the OG Lancelot, is now the father of eight puppies who were born on July 4th: Star, Victory, Glory, Patriot, America, Independence, Allegiance and Liberty.

30 Reasons Why The World Might Actually End In 2012

The signs are all around us. We're doomed.

Cat Pushing A Small Cart

The world would be a better place if there were feline supermarkets where cats politely pushed shopping carts through aisles of fish and catnip.

Sheryl Crow Records Theme Song To Katie Couric's New Talk Show

Absurdly infections. And I mean that in the worst way possible.

Dane Cook Jokes About The Aurora Shootings

Just when you thought Dane Cook couldn't get any worse, he goes and does this. It's like he's on a mission to be the most hated comedian in America.

Young Adult Novel Uses Blackface To Drive The Plot

Save the Pearls wants to be the next Hunger Games. I...don't think that's going to happen.

Tom Hardy Raps With A Baby

Impressive rap skills, Tom Hardy! Bonus points for the baby.

House GOP Leader Refuses To Condemn Bachmann's Anti-Muslim Crusade

"I think that her concern was about the security of the country,” GOP Leader Eric Cantor said Friday

Antoine Dodson Weighs In On Chik-Fil-A

In a surprising twist of the Chik-Fil-A gay marriage controversy, viral video star Antoine Dodson, who is gay, says he will continue to eat there. Delicious waffle fries trump politics in this case.

Is Katy Perry Actually Paula Deen?

I report, you decide.

Can You Just Show Up Wherever You See Your Friends On Foursquare?

Short answer: no. Long answer: no. Plus, how desperate do you look when you instantly respond to emails?

13 Healthy And Gluten-Free Ways To Make Pizza

Pizza is, hands down, the most delicious food on the planet, and people always find a way to eat it despite dietary restrictions. It'll be a long time before you start seeing cauliflower crust pizza appearing on menus, so you may as well test it out for yourself.

Crazy Storm Kills 2, Leaves 10,000 Without Power

See photos of the widespread storm and its aftermath in the Northeast. Yep, this is probably what the apocalypse will look like.

Watch Jeremy Renner In His First Acting Role

The movie was 1995's National Lampoon's Senior Trip and from what I can tell the shining moment was when Renner made out with a girl while still chewing his food. Sexy.

Giant Dust Storm Rolls Through Phoenix Tops The Morning Links

Over 9,000 homes were left without power. Plus, one of Hefner's ex-girlfriends is about to become a mom and the Wobble might be the next big dance craze.

Kurt Angle Makes Funny Or Die's 2012 Olympic Team

Funny Or Die has done a lot of things to warm my heart — pissing off Tom Brady, making Kris Humphries call himself a douchebag and threatening to kill Blake Griffin with a miniature puppet version of himself — but none have made me quite as happy as…

This Guy Is One Of The Coolest Dads Ever

Air Force Col. Rob Kiebler has been in training and on a tour in Afghanistan for more than a year, but today he's back with a big surprise for his Star Wars-loving son Danny. The "awwwwww" is strong with this one.

The Best Of The Sad Skrillex Meme

Or image macro. That's not important. What really matters is Wubba-dub-dub.

International Tea Partiers Do Dallas

FreedomWorks invited Tea Party representatives from all over the world to their conference in Texas. "We are friends."

David Beckham And Michelle Obama Played Soccer With Spongebob

It was for a Nickelodeon + "'Let's Move London" event. I think David would agree that playing soccer with Spongebob is just as cool as being on the olympic squad.

Oregon Zoo Releases Pygmy Rabbits To The Wild

The zoo has been breeding the endangered bunnies for the last 12 years. On July 19th, they released the last 14 breeding rabbits and their babies at the Sagebrush Flat Wildlife Area in Washington state, a six-acre wild enclosure where they will be protected from predators and have a chance to breed and save their species. Long live tiny adorable rabbits!

Will Ferrell Is Really Over "Call Me Maybe"

This is how he signed the wall earlier today at CBS This Morning. Nobody tell Carly Rae.

Mitt Romney Backtracks On London Olympics: London Is Ready

“After being here a couple days it looks like London is ready,” Romney said on the "Today Show" this morning.

Shark Sex Sounds Totally Insane

You know how nice and romantic the first-ever image of the mating humpback whales looked? Shark sex is the downright opposite of that, apparently.

Steve Nash's Bizarre "Shawshank Redemption" Parody

I think Nash will fit in just fine in Los Angeles.

Fred Willard Discusses His Arrest For Lewd Conduct

He called the situation "embarrassing as hell" but managed to have a good sense of humor about it on Late Night.

Mitt Romney Appears Not Excited About His Wife's Horse

"It's Ann's horse, she's the horse guy" he said, referring to his wife Ann's horse, which will compete in the Olympics. The presidential candidate also revealed that his sons once bought him a horse mask for Christmas.

The Jedward Twins' 22 Most Fantastic Outfits

Don't know who the Jedward twins are? Well you should because they certainly make a statement everywhere they go.

British Optician's Ad Ruthlessly Mocks Korean Flag Screw-Up At Olympics

The full-page ad is running today in most of England's major papers.

Teens Raise Money To Catch Man Who Shot Lesbian Couple

After an unidentified man shot a teenage lesbian couple in Texas, killing one of the girls, other teens are raising money to grant a reward for his capture. Says eighteen-year-old Kris Wong of the victims, “That could be me or my friends — they could be in that situation. If the same thing happened to my friends, I would want someone to help find the person.”

BuzzFeed Veepstakes: July 27

Lots of moves before the Opening Ceremonies. Think Tim Tebow.

Robert Pattinson Leaves Kristen Stewart And Goes Down Under On Patty's Blog

While Robert Pattinson hasn't broken his silence about his girlfriend Kristen Stewart's cheating scandal with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, he has been making big moves of his own since the news broke. For one thing, PEOPL…

The Seven Stages Of Grieving Kristen Stewart’s And Robert Pattinson’s Failed Relationship

Tags: Kristen Stewart, Liberty Ross, Robert Pattinson, Twilight

Why We Love StarCraft So Much From 1UP.com

What draws people to StarCraft? There are many reasons that motivate a love for the game and today, we examine a few of those motivations.

OP-ED: Why Videogames Can Never Fully Capture The Wonderful World Of Pro Wrestling

The objectives of pro wrestlers and videogame players are at odds with one another.

FIFA 13 New Features - AskMen

Everything you need to know about FIFA 13's big five new features. Goodbye social life, hello FIFA.

Actress, 31, Missing In New York

NEW YORK, July 26 (UPI) -- A 31-year-old actress with a history of mental illness has been missing from her Manhattan apartment since Sunday morning, police told the New York Post.

The Best Of Ralph Wiggum

A selection of good Ralph Wiggum moments from The Simpsons. Pretty good, except that they missed "I'm Idaho", "T

Web Browsers I Have Known, 1994-2012

I'm switching to a new default web browser today (i.e. the browser I use the most on my computer) and that put me in a reminiscing mood. So here are some screenshots of all of the browsers I've used as my default for the past 18 years.

Ooh, Nail Polish That Changes Color In The Sun!

Can’t decide what nail color to wear today? Now you don’t have to be bothered with such major life decisions. Ruby Wing, a new line of nail polish that changes color in the sun, features some sort of magical “photochromic” technology and gives you t…

Demi Moore 'Dating New Zealand Actor Martin Henderson'

New couple? Demi Moore is said to be dating New Zealand actor Martin Henderson, pictured here together last week during a romantic break in Connecticut

Apple OS X Mountain Lion Expected Wednesday

Apple will release its quarterly earnings report when markets close Tuesday, and is expected to announce the release of OS X v. 10.8, or "Mountain Lion" for Wednesday. Here's what to expect from the new software.

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