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July 11, 2012

The Dating Rules

In our quests to do everything right on a date, we forget that the other party has to impress us, too. Here is the dating test for women.

Healthy Snack Recipes

Whether you’re traveling by plane, train or automobile, here are some easy-to-pack snacks that’ll keep you satisfied and in shape. Whip ‘em up the night before your trip and toss them in your carry-on. Or enjoy them whenever you need a healthy snack…

First Look: Darren Aronofsky Built An Ark

Genesis 6:14...just Google it. The retelling of this story requires set design of a Biblical proportions.

Miley Cyrus Got A New Tattoo, That Makes 15

The new tat was revealed today. So rebellious Miley!

8 Things You Need To Know About The First-Ever Lesbian Super PAC

The just-announced political action committee already has celebrity backers. Though they haven't decided who they'll vote for just yet, they plan to fight for the rights of lesbians and straight women alike.

Joe Williams Sees Vindication In NAACP Boos

The former Politico reporter was ousted after saying Romney was only comfortable with "white folks."

Tragic "Three Bears Story" Embedded In "Shrek"

That's a messed up Easter Egg, Dreamworks. Kid movies can be dark as long as you're sneaky.

“Don’t Even Brush Your Teeth”: 91 Hangover Cures From 1961

Much like the philosopher’s stone or the Holy Grail, the perfect hangover cure has been the subject of endless inquiries by some of history’s greatest minds, and has proved just as elusive. Those who do possess it are often fictional or demigods, or…

21 Most Disappointing Snacks

Ever go to your friends house and they have terrible snacks? This is a tribute to that feeling.

WikiHow Explains How To Hug A Girl

Have you seen that thing people do with their arms, and wonder "hey, how do I do that?" Luckily, there's an extensive WikiHow article on How To Hug A Girl. Here are their steps:

11 Things More Shocking Than The News That FIFA Chief Was Accepting Bribes

Former FIFA president Joao Havelange accepted nearly $1.5 millon in bribes while running the soccer organization. GASP.

Pace Of New Abortion Laws May Be Slacking [Updated]

Lots of abortion restrictions have been proposed at the state level this year, but they've had more trouble becoming law. Groups on both sides of the debate think voters may be fed up.

On Health Care, Pawlenty Has Long Been Romney's Critic

An issue that, until recently, divided the GOP.

The Most Mind-Bending Father-Son Photo You'll See Today

There's probably some kind of lesson about the circle of life or something to be learned here. But I'll be damned if I know what it is. This photo makes my head hurt.

Watch This Guy Get Drilled By A Dodgeball Machine

Poor guy never had a chance. This is what summer camp will be like when robots rule the world.

How To Get Caught Up On "Breaking Bad" Before Sunday's Season Premiere

So what if you just finished season two on NetFlix, getting caught up is basic chemistry.

The Notebook, Cenk Uygur And Best-Selling Hacks

Apparently Michael Hastings has a new nickname on The Young Turks. Beyond his Gosling-esque good looks, Hastings tells me his reporters' notebook is his "security blanket." It's a good look.

Retro "Daddy Saddle" From 1965

Mommy loves it too! How Kenner Toys thought this was a good idea is either baffling or naively adorable.

Teens Protest "Teen Vogue" Photoshop Use; Editors "Rude" In Response [Updated]

A group of teens staged a mock runway show outside the magazine's offices in New York today. When they met with the editor-in-chief, she gave them an issue of the magazine and said, "do your homework."

30 Tweets That Are So 2006

@kellan made a website called Old Tweets which allows you to search tweets from the beginning of Twitter (March 2006). As you can see, it was a different world back then.

The Most Epic Cat Versus Dog Photograph Ever

This cat has a KILLER left hook. The pomeranian is currently waiting for his rematch...

Is There Even Such A Thing As Rich People Tech?

The best gadgets are available to millions, and the ones designed for the rich are a joke. In tech, the advantages of wealth have become more subtle.

32 Things You Should Never Have To See

Just steer way clear of these and you'll be alright. Trust me.

"Avengers" Short Gets An Official Poster

Those Chitauri warriors just left their alien tech laying all over the ground. DIBS!

Hey, What's Paul Walker Been Up To Lately?

The dreamy star of '90s and '00s teen comedies and action flicks is still pretty dreamy — and he's doing some pretty interesting things with his spare time! Such as...

The Daytime TV Version Of FMK

Good Afternoon America forced Anna Chlumsky to decide between Ryan Gosling, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Macaulay Culkin. Who will survive?!

If Comic-Con Had Warning Signs And Other Links

Geekery is serious business, guys. Also, NASA wake-up calls are the best and suicide by tiger has to be a new one.

Gus Fring On Sesame Street

Giancarlo Esposito, who played Gus Fring on 'Breaking Bad,' was in five episodes of 'Sesame Street' in 1982. It's hard not to be afraid for Big Bird when you watch the supercut.

June Meeting Between Amarin And FDA May Have Decided Fate Of Fish-Oil Pill

BEDMINSTER, NJ (TheStreet) -- The commercial future of Amarin's(AMRN) prescription fish-oil pill AMR101 may have been decided at a meeting between top company executives and officials from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration on June 22.

Making The Transition: Comic Book Films Vs. Video Game Flicks From 1UP.com

Why games can't seem to catch up to their ink and paper counterparts.

Josh Hutcherson's "Spider-Man" Audition Tape

Before he starred in the Hunger Games, he was just another young actor vying for the role Andrew Garfield got.

27 Geektastic Collectibles Only At SDCC This Year

Break out that credit card and start justifying your reasoning on why you can skip rent this month. Or, if you can't make it to comic-con this year, get some tissues and quietly weep.

Is Toe Nail Art The New Nail Art?

So it’s no secret that nail art is at the all-time height of its popularity now–girls are going gaga (as is Gaga) for bedazzled, tricked out digits. Hell, even Chanel got on board. The constant onslaught of new polishes, special effects topcoats and…

The American League Can Blame Kate Upton For Losing

According to people who keep a much closer watch on who athletes are dating than we do, Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander has been in a relationship with the same girl since college. But apparently that may have changed recently – or perhaps durin…

Pats Owner Bob Kraft Auditions, Is Super, Super Weird

The latest viral buzz from http://withleather.uproxx.com/

‘Independence Day 2′ Actually Has A Script?

Last week, AMC made thousands of drunk 30-somethings ecstatic when the network aired the 1996 cheese-and-corn casserole of an action film, Independence Day, starring Will Smith and Bill Pullman, in the wee hours of America’s Independence Day. Despit…

Purchase A Delightful Osama Bin Laden Painted Shell

What an adorable accent to any home! Available on Etsy, of course.

In 2008 Obama Promised To Stop Offshore Tax Havens

President Obama and Democrats often attack Mitt Romney for having offshore bank accounts. During the 2008 campaign, then candidate Obama promised he would close the same tax loopholes that Romney and his company Bain Capital took advantage of.

Reaction Faces From The Crowd At Mitt Romney's NAACP Speech

This is every single photo available on AP or Getty (as of this writing) of the audience at the GOP hopeful's NAACP speech today.

NAACP Leaders: Romney Can't Connect With Black Audiences

"It's such a big gap," says Manning. Romney's message, an aide says: "He's going to be president of the entire United States.

How VCs Turned My Startup Into A Nightmare

All you hear about in tech today is entrepreneurs and VCs and money changing the world. I was an entrepreneur and I met a lot of VCs and I asked for some of their money. Changing the world is not the business that you think it is.

11 Awkward Edits By Senate Staffers To Wikipedia

A search through the Senate IP address on Wikipedia shows which pages have been edited by Senate staff. The amateur Wikipedians who work for members of the Senate were a little more reserved than their House counterparts.

Awesome "War Of The Worlds" Tribute Poster

It really gives you the feel of the Wells classic. By Kevin Tong.

Gallery: Photos From ESPN The Magazine The Body Issue 2012

Photos from the latest ESPN The Magazine Body Issue have landed, and in this year's issue we get to see Strikeforce Women's Bantamweight Champion Ronda

Romney Struggles To Lock Down Rowdy Delegates

The campaign grapples with demanding state parties and hostile libertarians. A threat to the New York State chairman.

The Evolution Of Batman Over The Past 70 Years

Reddit user gonzoblair did us all this amazing courtesy by putting together this great infographic chronicling the saga based on the people who directed it.

A Fashion-And-Art Spectacle That Was Better Than Most Of The Couture Shows

Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama visited Louis Vuitton's Fifth Avenue location in New York yesterday in honor of her collaboration with the label. They unveiled some cool new windows and she posed for photos in her first — and quite fabulous — U.S. appearance in more than 30 years.

"Sqirls" Is The "Girls" Parody We've All Been Waiting For

Finally, an answer to the question of what would happen if all the actors in "Girls" were moved to the great outdoors and replaced with squirrels. FINALLY.

Kitty Goes For A Homemade Carousel Ride

This cat has just discovered the wheel, and I can't quite tell if he's really excited or really freaked out. Then he jumps back on and it's confirmed: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

A Brief Timeline Of Ryan Reynolds With Dogs

New evidence shows Ryan Reynolds has loved dogs since at least 1996.

Men, Keep Your Penis Sproingy!

Silly Erectile Dysfunction ads via Mexico.

"Arrested Development" To Begin Filming In Four Weeks

Jason Bateman, Ron Howard, and Mitch Hurwitz tweeted photos of themselves in the writer's room so it HAS to be true.

If You Want To Lose, Sign These Basketball Players

Rashard Lewis surrenders 14 more points per 100 possessions than he produces. The Heat just signed him. If you're trying to give up more points than you score, here are some other guys who will help a bunch.

Magic Mitt

Female voters don't stand a chance.

A Tribute To Rob Gronkowski's Hot Naked Bod

The Patriots player put his own "Tight End" fully on display for ESPN Magazine's annual Body Issue and I'm certainly not complaining about it.

The Rescued Raccoon Who Is About To Make Your Day

This story starts off incredibly sad: this raccoon was found in the under-cabin of a boat at an impounded marina, in a filthy cage full of rotten food where he had been living since he was a baby. Harbor was left 80% blind due to his poor nutrition and lack of sunlight, and he was turned over to rehabilitator, MaryEllen Schoeman, who named him Harbor. In his new home, Harbor didn't just recover well enough to survive, he found a boundless exuberance and a love of life that should inspire us all.

Introducing The Bob Marley Crustacean

A marine biologist at Arkansas State University recently discovered a new crustacean and named it after the famous reggae singer. Turns out its more like an underwater tick than a reggae superstar.

Watch The Owner Of The New England Patriots Help His Girlfriend Make A Bizzare Audition Tape

Ricki Noel Lander is Pats owner Bob Kraft's attractive young lady friend. So when she decided to audition for an Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn movie and needed a stand in for Wilson, she obviously thought of the aging owner. Enjoy, but don't enjoy too much, because Kraft throws a mean punch.

Show Jumper Beezie Madden's Job Starts With Picking The Right Horse

Beezie Madden will be going for her third gold medal in show jumping this summer. She talked to BuzzFeed Shift about competing with men, how she picks a horse, and why riding appeals to girls.

The Somewhat Valiant Return Of Robert Gibbs

Obama’s favorite flak is done with his “cooling off period.” Bonus: He doesn’t have to deal with Michelle Obama or Valerie Jarrett anymore.

5 Ridiculous Quotes From A Lady About To Get A Hymenoplasty

And from her husband, whose idea it was. She's not scared — but she sure is vocal about how loose her vagina is!

Romney Booed At NAACP Convention

After saying he would repeal Obamacare, and then for criticizing the president.

McDonald's Canada Explains How To Make A Big Mac

Surprisingly, it's not that difficult!

Royal Historians Have Predicted Kate Middleton's Due Date And Baby Name

A British family history website has issued its official royal baby prediction: Kate Middleton will give birth on Aug. 27, 2013. That's 851 days after her wedding — the average length of time it takes for royals to give birth. Taking the crazy to the next level, researchers predict the baby's name will be Charles, George, Henry, James or Michael for a boy, or Carole, Elizabeth, Mary, Philippa or Victoria for a girl. But hey, no pressure, Duchess.

"21 Jump Street" Obviously Has A Gay Porn Parody

Yes, I realize that "21 Hump Street" [link NSFW] is too good a gay porn title to pass up, but this means people want to imagine Jonah Hill having sex. Put that in your yaoi bong and smoke it. Fun trivia: Ron Jeremy also appears in the 1988 straight version with the same title.

2 Actors You Won't Believe Don't Have Emmys Tops The Morning Links

Never even nominated? For shame, Hollywood. Plus, a Hunger Games rumor confirmed and Nicolas Cage works better than a resume.

Things Almost Going Horribly Wrong (Presented In GIF Form)

Now, no matter how bad things look in these, I swear they all have happy endings.

Chris Christie "Joins" The War On The War On Drugs

Watch MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell use a heavy dose of snark to welcome NJ Gov Chris Christie to the world of liberalism.

Andy Warhol Eating A Hamburger

This is a five-minute video of Andy Warhol eating a Burger King hamburger accompanied by Heinz ketchup. The scene is part of a

Shane Battier Has The Best Defense Against Being Called A "Flopper"

Leave it to Shane to bring physics into this.

Romney Asks NAACP To Give Him A Chance To Enhance Equality

Slams Obama on rising black unemployment rate.

Sylvie Van Der Vaart Shows Off Her Stunning Bikini Body As She Soaks Up The Sun In Marbella

She made a sensational return to the catwalk last week, and now Sylvie Van Der Vaart is celebrating with a family holiday in Marbella.

Freddie Mercury > Beyonce

Turn off the fan, cos the shit is about to hit it.

32 Signs You're Addicted To Pinterest

Takes one to know one.

Mitt Romney's Campaign Encounter With Anti-Mormon Bigotry

At a stop a diner in 2007 Romney attempted to shake an elderly man's hand. The man replied to Romney angrily, "I'm one person who won't vote for a Mormon."

Dan Harmon Opens Up About What Really Happened With "Community"

Community's ex-showrunner gave his first television interview since his firing from the NBC sitcom to Marc Maron (who just so happens to be in the hosting seat this week on Attack of the Show. For fans of the show, it's well worth the watch.

Miley Cyrus Reveals Her New Tattoo... A Quote From President Roosevelt

Miley debuted the new inking yesterday, with eagle-eyed fans spotting that the phrase is a quote from former President of the United States, Theodore Roosevelt.

Gary Oldman's Dramatic Reading Of R. Kelly's Autobiography

A classic retelling of the singer's "classic" book, Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me.

Chet Haze Is Back With A New Single

Still can't believe this is the son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.

Old Spice Gets Called Out By Taco Bell On Twitter

I love that I live in a world where brands can publicly talk to each other.

A Political Users Guide To The Trolls Of Twitter

They've come slouching out of the comments section and blogs to destroy the social web. Some have jobs.

Jane Lynch Backs First-Ever Lesbian Issues Super PAC

The political action committee, called LPAC, hopes to raise $1 million to fight for LGBT rights and women's reproductive rights around the country. In addition to Glee star Jane Lynch, it's backed by former tennis player Billie Jean King and by Laura Ricketts, co-owner of the Chicago Cubs.

David Lee Roth’s Open Letter About Playing The Super Bowl Is A Thing Of Beauty

I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to NFL news, because apparently there was a rumor going around that Van Halen – the David Lee Roth Van Halen and not one of the other guys – was already locked in as the halftime act for Super Bowl 47 i…

Every Game Is Indiana Jones From 1UP.com

Everything from the movement to the combat in the game was inspired by Spielberg and Lucas' creation. Considering that, in turn, Prince of Persia influenced numerous successive game makers, and the games that spawned out of the original game, such a…

Are Celebrity Designer Boyfriends The New Stylists? Kim Kardashian And Jessica Biel Think So

We noticed a few months ago that Kanye West seemed to be having a major influence on girlfrien’ Kim Kardashian’s kloset–but we didn’t know just exactly how much his input mattered. UNTIL NOW. A clip from last night’s riveting episode of Keeping Up w…

Demi Moore's Daughters Have Reportedly Cut Contact With Her

Demi Moore's daughter Rumer Willis, Scout Willis, and Tallulah Willis are reportedly not speaking to her right now.

Meet The New It-Bags: Here Are The 10 Buzziest Bags Right Now

It-bags, while not quite as flashy these days as their Baguette ancestors, are definitely still thriving. Much like the new It-girls, they’re more simply adorned and low-key. But despite a lower profile–and lack of logos plastered all over–they’re …

New Kate Upton Photos

GQ has just released more photos from Kate Upton's photoshoot with Terry Richardson. Trust us, you want to see them.

Hot Or Not Demi Lovato's Pastry-Like Hair-Do Photo Yasi's Photos

Demi Lovato has definitely been experimenting with new styles in the hair department lately. She has gone from dark brown to reddish to blonde, and most recently dip-dyed her ends a pretty pastel pink. But maybe her experimenting has gone a weeeeee …

Comedy Club Owner Says Daniel Tosh Incident Has Been Misunderstood

An anonymous audience member at Tosh's recent Laugh Factory show accused him of making a gang-rape joke at her expense, prompting widespread Internet outrage. But the owner of the club says everything has been blown way out of proportion.

The Summer's Best Transfer Prospects

Football Manager chief Miles Jacobson scouts the signings of the summer exclusively for AskMen.

Pantone Colors Of Human Flesh

Artist Angelica Dass pairs photographs of people with the Pantone colors of their skin colors. More of the project can be found

Is Kate Upton Too Fat? Too Skinny? Why This Model Of The Moment Just Can’t Win

Earlier this month Skinny Gossip, a site which bills itself as “pro-skinny” (read: pro-ana) wrote a pretty hate-filled post detailing all the ways in which Kate Upton is fat. Yes, you read that right. Kate Upton, the inescapable supermodel, man magn…

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