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July 18, 2011

Kate Upton Is An Entrepreneur

Big-titted teen modeling sensation Kate Upton (who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition and is a Victorias Secret Angel yet only turned 19 on June 10th) was in Miami this weekend for the “swim” portion of Mercedes Benz fashion wee…

Times Square Interpreted By Video Games

Needs more blinding fluorescent lights. And tourists milling about as aimlessly as shamblers. Other than that, pretty spot on.

Amy Poehler Begs Bill Murray To Come On Parks And Recreation

Amy Poehler, like all comedy lovers, loves her some Bill Murray. Last night she went on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon and petitioned the elusive comedy genius to come play Mayor Gunderson on Parks and Recreation. Now that I've heard this suggestion, it has to happen. I don't think anything could make me happier.

Britney Spears' Original "Gimme More" Video

The original "Gimme More" video has leaked!!!!!!! This version was never released because Britney was crazy then.

Vintage Roadside PSAs

Remember kids, seat belts haven't been invented yet. And neither have federally enforce drunk-driving laws. Thanks to FYeah Vintage Retro for the images!

News Of The World Whistle-Blower Found Dead

Sean Hoare, the phone-hacking whistle-blower in the News of the World case, has been found dead in Watford, England. The timing, only months after Hoare helped expose the hacking scandal that plagued the Murdoch-owned paper, is certainly suspect, but his death is currently classified as "unexplained" and police, as of now, do not believe foul play was involved. That said with the police's role in the hacking scandal, is it wrong for me to find that suspicious too? Have I just watched too much Film Noir?

How To Cross The Street In Vietnam Like A Boss

This reminds me of a slightly faster version of 'The Snail' by Rémi Gaillard, except, you know, without the funny costume. This man is a baller.

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony's Breakup: The Inside Story

What cause Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to break up? Sources say that disagreements over where to live, as well as Anthony's controlling ways, spelled doom for the couple.

Courtney Paige Hot Pictures - Photos

Jessica Vaugn check in with the lovely Courtney Paige, who just happens to be looking for a soul mate. Maybe it’s you! But probably not!

56 Amazing Disney Theme Park Photos

56 years ago today, Disneyland opened to the public in Anaheim, California. We pay tribute with 56 amazing Disney theme park photos. Also make sure to check out Vintage Disney Parks, FuckYeahDisneyLand, and DisneyLandObscura on Tumblr.

Rebecca Black's New Music Video

This is the exact opposite of what I was expecting. It sounds absolutely nothing like her. HATE IT. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, REBA?!?!

A Taco Bell Employee's NSFW Exit Interview

· Don't Mess With The Taco Bell Sign Changer [Reddit] · All Taco Bell Coverage on Eater [-E-]

Justin Timberlake & Mila Kunis Have A "Ball" On 'Today'

Last week, we heard all about Mila Kunis' upcoming date with a U.S. Marine, Sgt. Scott Moore�who asked her to the Marine Corps ball via YouTube.

The Dark Knight Rises Official Teaser Trailer

Official teaser trailer for Dark Knight Rises high-res screencaps.

The UiWE Pollee: A Urinal For Girls

Attempting to balance 'a public and private pee atmosphere,' the creators of the Pollee, a Danish company by the name of UiWE, have developed a means to achieve peeing equality among men and women. Only in prototype form, the Pollee comes in three versions: Pollee Shy, Pollee Topless, and Pollee Naked, each revealing more or less of its users.

X-Men Born This Way Parody

Magneto with a guitar is pretty sexy. To paraphrase Calvin, "No fangs, no claws, no prehensile tail. Nothin'." Way to rub it in, X-Men.

Watch Bruce Springsteen's Impromptu Clarence Clemons Tribute

Last night Bruce Springsteen went to a JT Bowen and The Sensational Soul Cruisers show in a small bar in Asbury Park, NJ where the late Clarence Clemons' son Nick was the opening act. Luckily for anyone who happened to be there, The Boss had no intention of just watching. Springsteen jumped on stage and played a 45 minute set of some of his earliest songs in tribute to his friend. Thank god someone was there to record some of it.

50 Hypocritical And Or Useless Signs

It seems anywhere you go, there's a sign telling you what to do. Well, with these signs, it wouldn't make much of a difference whether you obeyed them or not.

Game Of Thrones Rap: Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister

The Lannisters are the closest thing to gangsters in Westeros, so this song really works for me. Now if only we can have Ned Stark doing a version of 2Pac's "Keep Ya Head Up."

14 Pictures Of Fans Meeting Celebrities Who Look Miserable

There's nothing quite like seeing your favorite celebrity out in the wild. Maybe you work up the nerve to ask them for a photo. They're gracious enough to agree, but as you walk away and look at your camera, you realize maybe it was a bad idea. Because they look miserable.

Lois Lane Dumps Superman

You can't relaunch your series and expect a girl to keep the same boyfriend, can you? And in his rage, Superman destroys the Daily Planet, if this cover is any indication.

Five TV Shows That Alternate Between Amazing And Terrible

Wouldn’t it be easier if the world were divided into black and white? Good or evil, Yankees or Red Sox, Sopranos or Real Housewives? Sometimes, however, life is not so simple. Here are five TV shows that befuddle our best efforts at categorization —…

Beyond Dog Fort: Episode 1

Welcome to our first episode of Beyond Dogfort, the sci-fi version of the military dog comic! Come back every other Monday to see the dogs take on your favorite geek flicks.

Lamar Odom Involved In Serious Car Accident

Khloe Kardashian's husband, Lamar Odom, was involved in a serious car accident in New York City on Thursday.

"Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part II" Works Magic On Social Media Box Office

(CBS/What's Trending) - "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II" opened to $169.3 million domestically and $307 million internationally, which gave the movie the new opening-weekend record both at home and abroad. The official "Harry Potter" …

Barneys’ Amanda Brooks Shares The Secrets To Her Flawless Hair

It’s a weird fangirl-ish thing to ask Amanda Brooks, Barney’s impeccably well-heeled and well-coiffed fashion director, about her hair. But enough people had told me they were “obsessed” with it so I sucked it up, channeled Emily Weiss at Into the G…

Official Dark Knight Rises Trailer

SQUUUEEEEEEE! New Batman trailer! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEeeee!

The Nerdy Breeds Of Corgis

It doesn't get much cuter than this.

A Plague Of Nyan Cat

Or zombie Nyan Cat? At least they're still attacking one at a time. Once they group up, all is lost.

Jonah Shacknai's Son Max Dies After Accident At Mansion Where Rebecca Nalepa Was Hanged

Max Shacknai died yesterday, one week after he fell down the stairs at his pharmaceutical executive father's mansion in Coronado, near San Diego. His father's girlfriend was found hanged two days after the accident.

BEST HEADLINE: "Owner Of Killer Bear Chokes To Death On Sex Toy"

BEST HEADLINE: Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy

The Smurf Lining Of This New Smurf Reboot

I will smurfing eat the smurf out of this. If I close my eyes and queue up some Scooby-Doo, it'll be like taking a time machine.

"The Wire" Spoofed On... "iCarly"?

This is the LAST place I expected to find a reference to "The Wire." In case you're wondering, this is the (spoiler heavy) scene referenced. But trust me, you should probably just watch the entire show.

How To Update Your Facebook Status From Skynet, Google+, iPhone 5, Hogwarts And More

You know that line underneath your Facebook status that says "via..." and then wherever you posted from? Well it turns out you can make that say damn near anything. Here is how it works.

Banana Popsicle

Oh, Hong Kong. Where else could you find a peel-able grape and vanilla flavored banana popsicle? Your move, Japan.

Here's A Baby Sloth Yawning And Going To Sleep

This is basically how I feel right now.

My Body Is A Cage

Goosebumps. One of the best parts of the new John Carter trailer was this haunting and beautiful cover by Peter Gabriel. If you want the best quality sound and don't mind a lack of visuals, check this version out.

Hey ESPN, This Is Why You Don't Mic Umpires

During last night's 16 inning Red Sox/Rays pitcher's duel, home plate umpire Chad Fairchild got hit in the mask with a David Ortiz swing. Which led to something I always love: cursing on ESPN. That said, I'm impressed with Fairchild. I definitely would have said worse had Big Papi hit me in the face with a baseball bat.

"Seinfeld" Was A Way Bigger Show Than I Remember...

So Jerry Seinfeld joined Twitter this week to a bit of fanfare, but I couldn't help my response from being "so what?" But now I just don't think I remembered quite how huge he and his show were. While browsing reddit this morning, I was reminded. It turns out that as a tribute to the show, TV Land didn't program anything opposite the "Seinfeld" series finale. Instead they held on a shot of a door with two notes taped to it. "We're TV fans so..." and "we're watching the last episode of Seinfeld. Will return at 10 pm et, 7pm pt." Could you imagine this ever happening? It seems insane.

Lady Rants In Her Car About Gay History Being Taught In School

This lady is an idiot. That's also not a good angle for you, hun.

Kung Fu Volleyball? Soccer Volleyball? Badass Volleyball?

Here's today's video that makes me feel like a lazy piece of crap. It's like these guys were sitting around and were like "Volleyball? Psh. Regular volleyball is way too easy. What if we did it all with like bicycle kicks?" UPDATE: It's apparently a game called Sepak Takraw. And it is awesome.

BP Does What BP Does: Oil Spills In Alaska

Well isn't this fun news to wake up to. A pipeline in Alaska "ruptured during testing and spilled a mixture of methanol and oily water onto the tundra." It was apparently a small spill, but come on BP, get it together.

Before 'Catcher In The Rye': J.D. Salinger's First Holden Caulfield Stories

It was either dumb luck or artistic excess that led Salinger to give his most sentimental and developmentally arrested character the name “Holden." Salinger jammed his foot into the trap set by that name, and only managed to walk away because, as wi…

Wimbledon Defeat? Rafael Nadal Hits The Beach With Stunning Girlfriend Maria

With a huge smile on his face, Nadal showed off his muscular physique in a pair of swimming shorts as he enjoyed a cooling dip in the sea.

Debt Political Theater Diverts Attention While Americans’ Wealth Is Stolen //

The rancorous debate over the debt belies a fundamental truth of our economy -- that it is run for the few at the expense of the many, that our entire

Truffle Shuffle: US Fan At Woman's World Cup Flashes The Camera

So the US may have lost on the field, but we won in the stands. Me and my friends were obsessed with this kid. I mean, what's not to love about that kind of passion and total willingness to look dumb? Only the young can dare be so free. And isn't freedom what America is all about?

Carmageddon: The Final Planktier (Planking The 405)

As Carmageddon draws to a close, let's thank the lucky stars that someone out there did what we've all wanted to do for weeks... Plank one of the busiest highways in the world. This must be what people felt like watching Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on the moon before they found the Transformer on the dark side.

San Francisco Police Shoot Teenager Over $2 Bus Fare? (GRAPHIC VIDEO)

Another San Francisco police shooting?  This time, San Francisco police shoot and kill a man and it was all caught on tape. The incident occurred around 4:45 p.m.

Casey Anthony Released From Jail: Tweeters Ask "Who Cares?"

Some Tweeters are suffering from Casey Anthony fatigue and want the news stations to start reporting "real" news Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

The 20 Saddest Mugshots

Getting arrested is never a happy time in one’s life, but for these individuals there will always be tear stained mugs that will follow them to the grave.

Are Lea Michele And Chris Colfer Getting A 'Glee' Spinoff?

But don't get too upset, Gleeks: Sources say we may just get a show starring Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel! A source close to the show tells RumorFix.com, that the New York Nationals storyline, where their characters sneaked onto the stage of Wicked …

Daniel Baldwin's Estranged Wife Arrested, Threatened To Kill Him

Daniel Baldwin's estranged wife gets arrested for violating probation, amidst rumors that she threatened to kill her husband.

The Dark Knight Rises Teaser Sort Of Sucks

‘The Dark Knight Rises’, the third and final Batman movie from director Christopher Nolan, only began filming on May 5th, and won’t be released until July 20th, 2012, but Warner Brothers wanted a trailer for it in front of ‘Harry Potter’ today, and …

This Way To The Ministry Of Magic

Tags: graffiti, Harry Potter, Ministry of Magic, toilet Neat stuff from the NeatoShop: Totem Salt & Pepper Shakers F Stop Watch Buckyballs …

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All Of Harry Potter Re-Enacted By Cats

Warning: May contain spoilers. It only takes these cats a minute to run through all the Harry Potter movies. I think they skipped some plot points, but what do I know… I haven’t seen any of the films. -via Buzzfeed …

The Past, Present, And Future Of Being Called To Duty

2. Once all eligible 20-year-olds are called, the process moves up to the 21-year-olds, and then to the 22-year-olds, and so on, until all the 25-year-olds are called.

Dog Bites Shark! Incredible Hound Rounds Up The Sea's Most Fearsome Beasts

An incredible YouTube video shows the moment a dog rounds on a group of sharks, and even dives under the water and gives one a nip.

"Harry Potter" Premieres For The Very Last Time

The account of Devin Brown's first and last "Harry Potter" midnight movie screening Read more by Devin Brown on CBS News' What's Trending.

Kristin Cavallari Walks Miami Swim Week In A Vodka-Inspired Swimsuit Made Of Glass Shards

It’s Miami Swim Week! Also, Kristin Cavallari is apparently still relevant–or at least Diesel thinks so. They chose the former Hills star to walk in a glass swimsuit at their swim runway show at The Raleigh yesterday. It’s a blue one-shoulder cut-ou…

JWOWW Does Tie Dye Hair: Now We’re Officially Over It

OK, now this is getting ridiculous. Another Jersey Shore girl has embraced multi-colored strands, to rather tacky effect. We loved it on Lauren Conrad. We still thought it was cute on Snooki (there’s just something cute about Snooki, generally.) But…

Image Of The Day: Victoria Beckham Posts First Photo Of Baby Harper Seven (And It Will Make Your Ovaries Hurt)

Victoria Beckham has put the first photo of her new baby girl Harper Seven on the web via Twitter (which is kinda the way to go now unless you’re planning on selling your baby pix to a weekly for lots of money). “Daddy’s little girl” reads the Tweet…

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