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July 12, 2011

Mexican Soccer Player Andres Guardado Had Cybersex [Pictures]

Hey, kids! Guess what time it is? It's time for some famous Latino or Latina to do one, two or all of the following: have cybersex, have regular sex while filming it, take inappropriate pictures of themselves and send them to the "wrong" person, etc…

TwitPic Theater: Playmate Super Hero, Bunnies In Bikinis, And Behind The Scenes

TwitPic Theater is your weekly peek into the sexiest Twitter feeds in existence. Check out this week’s collection of photos from the web’s sexiest tweeters!

Hugh Hefner Is Not Dead: 'Rumours Of My Death Are Greatly Exaggerated'

There were recent rumours on the Internet that the 85-year-old had passed away after suffering a heart attack.

Law And Order: Gotham

Get on this, TNT.

15 Things That Look Dirty But Aren't

This post is 100 percent safe for work. Technically. I guess if you're trying to explain to your boss that the large vagina-looking thing on your screen is actually just some dude's armpit, you've already kind of lost the battle. But anyway.

Nyan Cats Of The World

Nyan Cat is truly universal. This beautiful, pixelated feline represents all nations, creeds, and colors. Nyan Cat for world peace!

Sweat Triggers: 8 Causes Of Excessive Sweating

From clothing to food, it’s the little things in life that can make us sweat (9 Photos)

Urban Mobility 2011: Car Of The Future //

Producing lightweight, compact cars is the future of car design. iStream, an innovative new technology developed to produce cars in a low impact factory

10 Things You Never Knew About The Brady Bunch

Sherwood Schwartz died today at the age of 94. As a tribute to the man who brought us The Brady Bunch, let's look back at some surprising facts you might not have known about the Bunch.

25 Things That Will Make You Feel Bad

Take a moment to look at this list and feel bad about yourself. I know this is kind of an old ~meme~, but it's definitely one of the better ones.

6 Theories About Why The Internet Is Dead Today

It's quiet. Too quiet. A perfect storm of new toys and real world distractions are leaving the tubes eerily silent, like an abandoned city. Where has everyone gone?

The Havana Episode Of No Reservations: Just The One-Liners

On last night's premiere of No Reservations, Anthony Bourdain traveled to Havana, Cuba, where he watched some baseball, talked shit about Hemingway, and got a rather close shave. There wasn't a whole lot of food, but the rum made up for it. Now, on …

Paris Hilton Is Unrecognisable As She Goes Topless For Edgy New Photo Shoot

She rarely strays from her trademark Barbie girl look that comes complete with a pink convertible Bentley. So Paris Hilton appeared almost unrecognisable as she posed in all black leather get-ups for a dark, risqué photo-shoot for V Magazine.

'Russian Unicorn,' A Bad Lip Reading Of Michael Bublé

This is the best thing I've heard in a very, very long time. If you're not familiar with Bad Lip Reading, they craft entirely new songs based on (yup) bad lip readings of popular music videos. This is their latest, an interpretation of Michael Bublé's "Haven't Met You Yet." To give you an idea as to the superiority of the Bad Lip Reading version, I've also posted the original Bublé. It is festering dog meat compared to "Russian Unicorn."

Joel McHale Trains Melissa McCarthy To Announce The Emmy Nominations

Two of the funniest people in the world make a funny video. We watch and laugh appropriately.

Can This Be Real? The Most Insane Website You've Ever Seen

I don't know if Xan Spencer will ever be a successful actor, but he's already created the greatest website in Internet history. The only question is whether or not it's real.

Bananas: The New Key To A Long Life

The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention have completed a study based on the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey,  that assessed the health and dietary habits of Americans. What the CDC found was that those Americans with diets high…

La La Vasquez And Carmelo Anthony Are The Next Will And Jada! (PHOTOS)

Since their big move to the NYC, power couple La La Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony has had us swooning as they’ve exuded their love during many public appearances.Recently, Mrs.

The Best Of Wonder Woman Cosplay

Wonder Woman Cosplay

Dalai Lama Leading Kalachakra For World Peace In Washington D.C.

Singer Skylar Grey performed yesterday for the Dalai Lama, who will be leading the ten day Kalachakra in Washington D.C. Read more by Devin Brown on CBS News' What's Trending.

Movie Supercut Mash-Up: Cinema's Dirtiest Dirty Talk

Movie Supercut Mash-Up: Cinema's Dirtiest Dirty Talk, edited by Oliver Noble for

10 Of The Best Non-Canon Harry Potter Pairings

Don't judge me. Of course, these are just my #crackships. Your mileage may vary.

Minor League Baseball Team Wore Harry Potter Jerseys

Proving once and for all that Minor League Baseball will do anything to sell tickets, the Fresno Grizzlies (Triple-A affiliate of the San Francisco Giants) wore jerseys inspired by Harry Potter on Saturday. In response, Harry and company will be wearing these during the battle of Hogwarts in Deathly Hallows: Part 2.

Woman Faces Jail Time For Planting Organic Vegetable Garden //

From Time Magazine A Michigan woman is being charged with a misdemeanor offense and is facing up to 93 days in jail. Her crime? Planting a vegetable

Edible Hogwarts

This is a cake.

Kass: Sell Stocks

How to Know When to Sell

Paul Ryan WineGate Shows He Has A Hard Time With Basic Math

Big night out last week for Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan! The three men were spotted ordering the $700 worth of wine at Bistro Bis on Capitol Hill by an associate professor of business at Rutgers University named Susan Feinberg. After dining in t…

First Person Video Of World's Steepest Roller Coaster

So you want to ride the world's steepest roller coaster, but don't live anywhere near Japan? This video of the Fuji-Q Hihland's Takabisha is the next best thing. Probably. I mean I suppose you could go to a conveniently located theme park and settle for a slightly less steep roller coaster, but why would you? For the full effect you should throw your hands up in the air on drops and scream. This is especially effective in office settings.

Cats Playing iPad Games: Showdown

By now, we all know that humans aren't the only species that has taken a particular fancy for the Apple iPad: cats have, too. Here's some of the best feline competitors from around the world; analyzed, scored, and ultimately, a winner is declared.

Steve Buscemi Dress

This is a real actual dress that you can buy for $100 here. No joke. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Important Science News: Gaming Enhances Marijuana's Performance

The headline may be misleading, we’ll admit, but there was an interesting study conducted by the Groningen Mental Enhancement Department in the Netherlands.  They studied patients with Alzheimer’s Disease for one year to see how playing video gam…

How Harper Seven Beckham Got Her "Lucky" Name

As celebrity baby names go (hi Apple!), David and Victoria Beckham have picked a fairly "normal" name for their brand new baby daughter, Harper Seven. But where the parents of Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, 8, and Cruz, 6, get their inspiration?

George C. Scott Is Horrified By Jack And Jill Trailer

Did you see the awful trailer for Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill yet? If you did, you're probably still recovering from the Muhammad Ali-esque beating that both your eyes and brain took in the process. Don't worry we feel your pain. And more importantly, in this mashup, George C. Scott feels your pain.

Nyan Cat Makes Progress Bars More Tolerable

Can't get enough of Nyan Cat? YouTube time bars not enough? Well now your faithful, singing friend is there to accompany you through the pain of the progress bar anywhere on your computer. What a thoughtful Nyan Cat.

Top Chef Texas: Houston IS IN Plus Pay-To-Play Allegations

Hold onto your cowboy hats: Another day, another round of Top Chef Texas rumormongering. Last week we ran with the story that Top Chef was rumored to be shooting in the Lone Star State: specifically in San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin. Curiously Hous…

The Beckhams Name Their Daughter: We Give Their Choice A B+

Stylish spouses Victoria and David Beckham welcomed their fourth child and first daughter, Harper Seven, on Sunday at 7:55 a.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, according to People. The couple, already parents to three sons Brooklyn, 1…

Two Face

Tags: face, optical illusion Neat stuff from the NeatoShop: Pumpkin King - The Nightmare Before Christmas Action Figure (Series 1) Star Wars - Warhol-Themed Squares Po…

Kenny Powers Is The New MFCEO For K-Swiss

Danny McBride stars as "Eastbound & Down's" Kenny Powers in the K-Swiss' new ads promoting the sneaker brand Read more by Devin Brown on CBS News' What's Trending.

Jake Gyllenhaal's "I Was A Gay Cowboy Before It Was Cool" T-shirt

Fine, Jake, fine. I’ll say it: cool t-shirt. Not many people can pull off “novelty t-shirt,” but you, Mr. Gyllenhaal, clearly have “it.” My only concern is that he looks a little glum.  Someone get him a sandwich, that always seems brighten him up.

Shannon Stone's Funeral Held In Texas As Son Cooper Looks On (PHOTOS)

Shannon Stone, the fan that fell to his death at a Texas Rangers game, was laid to rest today in Texas.The funeral was attended by family, friends and his fellow firefighters.STORY: Fan Falls To His Death After Catching A Foul Ball From Josh Hamilto…

Selita Ebanks Talks Her Shoe Obsession And Running Away! (PHOTOS)

It doesn’t take much to attract a woman's interest when you’re waving a pair of fierce shoes straight off the runway in her face! The same goes for Victoria's Secret model, Selita Ebanks.The Carol’s Daughter spokeswoman is featured in a spicy spread…

Watch Argentina VS Costa Rica LIVE EN VIVO Copa America 2011 Coverage, TV Schedule And Direct Stream TV Online //

Watch Argentina VS Costa Rica LIVE EN VIVO Copa America 2011 Coverage, TV Schedule and Direct Stream TV online Watch Argentina VS Costa Rica LIVE EN VIVO

Hope Solo Boyfriend: Solo Got Her Mind Right, Dumped Lame Boyfriend

During the 2007 FIFA Women's World Cup, Hope Solo was dating a fella by the name of Adrian Galaviz.  If you haven't seen him before he looks a bit like a frat guy combined with someone who can replace Mike "The Situation" on Jersey Shore.

Stock Futures Point Sharply Lower

Futures for the Dow Jones Industrial Average were down by 102 points, or 85 points below fair value, at 12,513. Futures for the S&P 500 were lower by 15 points, or 12 points below fair value, at 1327, and Nasdaq futures were off by 27 points, or 21 …

3 Things Google+ Does Better Than Facebook

Facebook may finally have some true competition in the social networking world, and it’s not from Twitter or LinkedIn, but rather from Google’s newest product.

'They Call Him Moose' Mother Gives Birth To 16 Lb. Baby! (PHOTOS)

JaMichael Brown, who weighed a serious 16 lbs. 1oz proves the saying 'everything is bigger in Texas' to be extremely true.

Monica And Shannon Brown Wedding Photos! (PHOTOS)

Monica and Shannon Brown are now officially Mr. and Mrs. Brown, again! The 30-year-old singer and her 25-year-old NBA boo tied the knot last night in a private ceremony in Los Angeles.

'DWTS' Champ Hines Ward Busted For DUI

According to, Ward, 35, was pulled over in Dekalb County, Georgia, after cops witnessed his Aston Martin failing to stay in its lane and hitting a curb. Ward reportedly went on to fail a field sobriety test and refused to take a breathalyzer…

Rihanna Concert: Fire Breaks Out

Rihanna is known for her steamy live performances -- but this weekend, her show literally got too hot to handle! On Friday night in Dallas, Texas, the pop diva was forced to end her concert early when a small fire broke out on stage. Watch the video…

Harper Seven Beckham: David And Victoria Name Their Baby Girl

The footballer wrote: 'I am so proud and excited to announce the birth of our daughter Harper Seven Beckham. She weighed a healthy 7lbs 10oz and arrived at 7.55 this morning, here in LA.

It’s A Girl For Victoria Beckham! (Did Seinfeld Or A Fashion Mag Influence The Name?)

The Beckham clan finally has a little more girl power. Many congrats to Victoria and David Beckham on their first baby girl, Harper Seven. She was born in L.A. on Sunday morning at 7:55 PST and weighed a healthy 7 lbs 10 oz. Victoria’s publicist twe…

Kate Middleton Wore Whistles On Her Last Day In The US

We feel slightly superficial reporting on Kate Middleton‘s last US outfit, since she wore it while visiting impoverished children at the Inner-City Arts Center in LA. But, we’re nothing if not thorough when it comes to Kate’s looks so…she looked fre…

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