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July 26, 2011

Social Media Makes This Thriller Even Scarier

Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books you used to read as a kid? If you want to take the car, turn to page 4. If you want to fly, turn to page 19. And on and on until you reach the end and go back to the beginning again to pick a new route.…

Thomas The Tank Engine: The Popular Children's Show Is Sadly Nostalgic For British Imperialism.

There is something rotten on the Island of Sodor, home to Thomas the Tank Engine. Viewers won't find guns, violence, or anything even approaching a double-entendre. There's none of the blatant racism of early Disney Song of the South or religion del…

That’s Your Boyfriend: Riff Raff

“After years of being in and out of relationships, I realized that maybe my mate detector was mis-calibrated. Obviously, people like what they like and the heart wants what it wants, or whatever, but after a certain number of dramatic failures, you …

‘The Bachelorette’ Recap: Fantasy Date Dump

As the group arrives in Fiji — the one place that Ashley has always dreamed of visiting, a fun fact she feels the need to repeat constantly throughout the episode — it's down to three suitors: JP, Ben and Constantine. And these guys are all so great…

Kat Von D, Jesse James Call Off Engagement

Breaking the news on her Twitter page late Monday, L.A. Ink tattoo artist von D, 29, offered a short statement out of respect for her former fiance.

The Rules Of: Declining A Dance

Derail a dancefloor proposition in eight easy steps.

The End Of The Rainbow

(1) Find rainbow. (2) Find end of the rainbow. (3) ??? (4) PROFIT!

Japan Perfects Human "Cloning"

OH SWEET RAPTOR JESUS, KILL IT. We were worried that 3D printer technology would be used to make phallic objects, but we should have been worried about the Uncanny Valley.

The Layover: Travel Channel Announces Bourdain's New Show

Network Partners with Award-Winning Production Company, Zero Point Zero (“Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations”) For Second Original Series Chevy Chase, Md – July 26, 2011 – Travel Channel has greenlit production for “The Layover,” a new original …

Denise Richards: I Had To Teach My Daughters About Addiction

What do you tell your kids when their father has one of the biggest public meltdowns on record? If you're Denise Richards and your ex-husband/baby daddy is Charlie Sheen, you tell your children the truth -- to an extent. In an appearance on the Toda…

Brad Pitt News - Brad Pitt's Not-So-Flattering Wax Figure (PHOTOS)

If Brad Pitt is one of the biggest heartthrobs in Hollywood, his new wax figure in his likeness certainly doesn't show it. With a new wax tribute to Pitt

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A Few Hot Tomatoes: AROMA CUCINA http://bit.ly/pj2UAv Oh, so now I get it, canning tomatoes is akin to childbirthing...who knew?

Precious Joke, 2011

This is OUR generation’s this. (Via TheUniblog.)

How 50 Big Companies Got Their Names

Every company has rumors about how they earned their name. For example, it's rumored that BuzzFeed was named after founders Jonah Buzz and Mark Feed. (Not true.) Here's the real story behind the names of fifty companies that you've probably heard of.

The Ten Worst Augusts Of The Last Ten Years

But nowhere in the employee training manual does it say a word about how insufferable the Internet becomes in August—and it really should! Because year after year, the entire workforce endures a month-long occupational hazard as it dutifully tries t…

Amy Winehouse Funeral Gallery - The Hollywood Reporter

Browse the Amy Winehouse Funeral gallery on The Hollywood Reporter.

Fill Up On Bananas While You Can: According To The Latest Reports, They May Be Gone By 2015

Can you imagine a world without bananas? I eat at least two every day, and add them into all kinds of recipes to sweeten/add moisture. So when I read a report about the world's bananas going the way of the buffalo, I was so sad. The news...

Wedding Fashion Face-Off: Which British Bride’s Wedding Dress Would You Rather Wear?

Two pretty ladies from across the pond were recently married. Which Brit’s wedding dress do you like best?

Man Wakes Up In Morgue Fridge After Being Declared Dead

Well, this is absolutely horrifying. Imagine being a worker in a morgue when a corpse comes back to life. That's when all your training for the zombie apocalypse goes out the window and you simply start screaming like a tiny child.

The 10 Best Alcoholic Slushies For Summer

Trying to find a fun way to cool off this summer? Slushies aren’t just for the kids. Check out some awesome summer drinks that will not only cool you off but also have you on the floor!

Alton Brown On Molecular Gastronomy: "It's Not Food"

Here's a video of TV host/nerdball Alton Brown trolling for the approval of the Alice Waters-loving back-to-basics set by talking smack about molecular gastronomy at the American Culinary Federation national convention.

The Greatest Song You Will Hear This Summer

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Lady Tigra's new single, 'Summertime'. Sorry, Joey Lawrence, you just can't compete with this level of talent.

Well This Is Disappointing...

"Honey, of course I knew what it was when I picked it. I love this type of show too. We're perfect for each other."

Epic Whole Foods Resignation E-Mail, Presented By Cats In Whole Foods Bags

A disgruntled ex-employee of a Whole Foods in Toronto fired off a very cranky farewell e-mail to his former co-workers, referring to the grocery chain as a "faux hippy Wal-Mart." Here are some selections from the massive missive along with some photos of cats in Whole Foods bags. Names have been redacted to protect the underemployed. The entire sprawling screed can be read at Gawker.

15 Beautiful Minimalist Fairy Tale Posters

I want all of these for my apartment. It's like if the Criterion Collection handled children's stories. They are the work of artist Christian Jackson, and you can buy prints of them here.

Showdown On Debt Talks--Editorial

"The only reason this balanced approach isn't on its way to becoming law right now is because a significant number of Republicans in Congress are insisting on a cuts-only approach" and won't "ask the wealthiest Americans or biggest corporations to c…

The New American Dream: Retirement

It used to be that a home in the suburbs defined the American Dream, but today we’re just happy to have enough money to retire on, according to a new survey produced for MainStreet.

Cameron Diaz News - Cameron Diaz Bikinis On Boat With Beau Alex Rodriguez (PHOTOS)

Cameron Diaz flaunted her bikini body in Miami, FL on Monday, thus showing everyone why New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is still hot for teacher! The Bad Teacher star chose a teeny white bikini, short-shorts and a panama hat as her outfit of choice w…

Chinese Couple Convert Kids Into Cash

Real life. Now more horrifying than The Onion. You know, I sometimes threaten to sell my kids to the circus if they're bad, but that's the crux. It's a threat. Get it together people!

6 Real Diseases That Have Somehow Become Trendy

There was a time in history where most people didn't want to have diseases. It was considered cool to be healthy, and "normal" was considered a compliment, not a label for people that make fun of your poetry.

John Goodman Comin' To Community

Scourge of the streets John Goodman will set aside his parasitic preying on petty drug traffickers and bring that same ominous air to Community, where he’ll enter an equally bloody turf war with Jim Rash’s Dean by playing the newly introduced Vice D…

Why The Norway Shooter May End Up Serving A Life Sentence

In the United States, he would be facing the death penalty for his alleged crimes. In Norway, according to many U.S. reports, the law is so lax that the maximum prison sentence Breivik will serve is 21 years. Much to many Norwegians’ frustration, ho…

40 Color Photos Of Wales In The Victorian Era

These pictures were all taken using black and white negatives with Photochrom technology, enabling them to be developed in color, despite being taken during 1890-1900. Take a seemingly unreal tour of Wales from a century ago, via castles, rivers, towns, and beaches.

The World's Youngest Rock Band

While most of these little guys probably still have a bedtime, they still rock out pretty hard. This group of 5, known as "Haunted By Heroes" are only 10 years old. We can safely surmise that they are probably not out partying all night. Guess you never know!

Glenn Beck On Norway Killings: Children Like 'Hitler Youth,' Breivik 'Just As Bad As Osama Bin Laden' (AUDIO)

Beck said that he was troubled by the summer camp that was the site of the overwhelming majority of the carnage perpetrated by Anders Behring Breivik, the right-wing extremist who has admitted to the killings. The camp is run by Norway's leading cen…

Soros Returns Capital, Avoids Dodd Frank

Soros will return money to investors by the end of the year, Bloomberg reported Tuesday, citing two people briefed on the matter. Soros Fund Management will focus on managing assets for his family, according to a letter to the firm's investors. Soro…

Gene Simmons Finally Proposes To Shannon Tweed

After many heated arguments during press rounds last month, a possible engagement for the 28-year couple comes as a shock!

Why Do Dogs Rub Up Against Things That Smell Bad?

I'm no perfume connoisseur, but somewhere along the way, in a cheap strip mall in Brussels, my nose found a pleasurable, enigmatic scent called Eau des Baux, by the popular French chain L'Occitane. The company describes it as a "sensual and mysterio…

Amanda Knox Appeal: Police Dropped Meredith Kercher's Bloodied Bra On Floor

Knox, 24, pictured, is serving 26 years for the murder of British student Meredith Kercher, 21, who was found semi-naked with her throat cut in her bedroom of the house the two shared.

'The Bachelorette': Ashley Hebert Speak Out About Monday’s Dramatic Episode

On Monday night’s episode of The Bachelorette, viewers were in for two surprises as one contestant returned to win over Ashley’s heart, and another left the show early. In the light of morning, Bachelorette Ashley Hebert is giving her two cents o…

Favorite Books Of The Secretly Jerky

Secretly Thinks You’re an Idiot: American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis. Really, we can lump the whole Ellis oeuvre in here. Less Than Zero. Rules of Attraction. Whatever. Dude has an issue with ladies, ladies with their tiresome “thoughts” and “emotio…

Jesse James And Kat Von D Call Off Their Engagement

Jesse James and Kat Von D have called off their engagement and broken up....

The Saddest Scene In Movie History (According To Science)

Scientists trying to identify film clips that could "reliably elicit a strong emotional response" in the lab spent years testing hundreds of different clips on subjects only to discover that the secret lay in a young Ricky Schroder.

Awesome Portal Rap Song

If you've ever played Portal, you've had every thought that exists in this awesome rap song. Except maybe the one about punching your roommate in the groin, but maybe that one too. I don't know your life.

25 Fairy Tale Vistas Of Romania

Vampires and werewolves and breath-taking views, oh my! Home to Transylvania, arguably the center of modern vampire mythos, Romania can also lay claim to the origin of our current concept of werewolves. With stunning and haunting views like these, it's easy to see why.

Upside Down Bird Is Always Showing Off

You know those two other birds are like, "Enough Charles. How many times must you do this? Yes. We know you're very impressive." I don't know why I decided the birds were British. But I did. So they are.

Spin-Cup Stacking Is Weird, Impressive

Well this is a talent that will never come in handy, but is still kind of cool. A drinking game of some kind has to be involved though, right? Why else would someone learn to do this?

Manchester United Stars Hit The New York Club Scene With Belly And Burlesque Dancers -- And Party Until 4 A.m. Monday Morning

Manchester United soccer stars have hit New York's party scene with style -- clubbing until 4 a.m. yesterday, dancing with belly dancers and downing Champagne "in a celebratory mood."

30 Tasty Tomato Recipes

25 Tasty Tomato Recipes

Young Jenny In 'Forrest Gump': 'Memba Her?

Hanna Hall is best known for playing Young Jenny in the 1994 film "Forrest Gump." Guess what she looks like now! Inside Kim Kardashian's Bachelorette Party in Vegas! Kim Kardashian and fiance Kris Humphries celebrated their bachelorette and b…

Dead Man Walking: South African Man Wakes Up Inside Morgue

What a nightmare. After a South African man stirred from a 21-hour slumber, he found himself in a morgue fridge, screamed for help, then asked the undertakers that pulled him out: “How did I get here?” Good question.

The Eagles’ Their Greatest Hits: 1971-75

I’ve spent most of my life as a music fan believing that the Eagles suck. But I never realized why I thought they sucked, or that hating the Eagles is only a few millimeters removed from loving the Eagles. (Which makes hating them a defense mechanis…

Here Is The Scientifically Determined Saddest Scene In Movie History

As part of the ongoing crucial research to design the filler Bravo specials of the future (or something), scientists found that the movie scene most likely to cause even the most cynical, hardened human being to well up with tears is in 1979’s The C…

New Foundation To "Further Food Awesomeness"

Our current food system is decidedly not awesome: it subsidizes food that makes us sick and makes it difficult to get ahold of anything fresh. But a micro-grant foundation, called Awesome Food, that launched last week is trying to make it better. St…

Soccer "Star" Mario Balotelli Attempts A Trick Shot In Game, Fails And Gets Benched

Mario Balotelli sucks. From all indications he's a jerk and people don't like playing with him. Also he's not as good as he thinks he is. Also he can't properly put on a bib. So now that we can add "failed showboat" to his other descriptions, can we just agree that he is the Chad Johnson of soccer?

Insane Video Of Man Hijacking A Subway With A Screwdriver

Wow. A man named Richard Arrocho, screaming that someone was trying to kill him, climbed into the side window of the 5 train in New York and threatened to stab the conductor with a screwdriver. After wrestling with the conductor, Arrocho briefly commandeered the train. The conductor and some concerned passengers at first tried to lock Arrocho in the cabin, but then realizing they didn't want a crazy person potentially hurtling them to their doom, talked him out of the control room. Thankfully no one was hurt and Arrocho is in custody. Also thankfully, someone got all of this on video.

36 Weird Ways To Die

People have been dying in strange ways forever. Here are some of the weirdest deaths in the past three hundred years.

Robyn's Awesome Coldplay Cover

I like Coldplay a lot better when it's Robyn. Other things I like: That Chris Martin has so little shame at this point that he unironically titled this song "Every Tear Is A Waterfall." Or maybe that's a thing I don't like? I'm increasingly having trouble telling the difference nowadays.

Apple Stores Let You Do Whatever You Want

Comedian Mark Malkoff embarks on the 'Apple Store Challenge' to see just how far you can push the limits at the company's stores in New York City. He tries out ordering a pizza, going on a date, dressing as Darth Vader, and more.

Bill O'Reilly: Media Labeling Norway Killer Breivik 'Christian' Because 'They Don't Like Christians' (VIDEO)

O'Reilly singled out the New York Times, which called Breivik a "Christian extremist" in an article. Breivik also referred to himself as a Christian, as did the Norwegian police, and his 1,500 page manifesto has been described as coming from a Chris…

Laser Cut Toilet Paper Is Very Judgmental

If you’ve ever wanted to have a conversation with your toilet paper, then artist Brooks Bischof has the perfect product for you. His laser cut roll proclaims “You used me once and threw me away.” Link -via NotCot

Could Psoriasis Ruin Kim Kardashian's Career?

Kim K was recently diagnosed with psoriasis, a skin condition that causes thick redness and irritation of the skin -- could it cause the end of her image based career?

The 10 Best Private Museums Worldwide

With the news of Walmart heiress Alice Walton preparing to open her massive Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art in Arkansas in November and California’s billionaire philanthropist Eli Broad set to build The Broad, a stunning Diller Scofidio + Ren…

Well, How Do We Look?

Good morning, GloMos. I hope the new look here isn’t too jarring for anybody. In the event that you’re horribly discombobulated, allow me to walk you through some of the changes.

Matt Nathanson Covers "Little Red Corvette" By Prince

It might seem like singer-songwriter Matt Nathanson came out of nowhere with "Come On Get Higher"--a song that's graced many a TV show--but he's been releasing albums since the early '90s, flirting with big success for years and years. In recent yea…

How To Not Sleep With A Particular Person You Keep Sleeping With

1. Delete his phone number. 2. Also delete all text messages and call records. Leave no trace. 3. Look at you, not giving a fuck. Let’s drink to celebrate your devastating power and confidence. 4. Let’s keep on drinking to how confident you ar…

Glenn Beck Agrees With Norway Shooter

Not enough facepalm in the world. Beck continues his attempt to drag society back into the Dark Ages kicking and screaming by declaring the Norwegian shooter Anders Behring Breivik is right and that "multiculturalism doesn't work".

Old Spice Spokesman Battle Royale Begins

Choose your champion! Slightly disappointed that they didn't choose swords at dawn, but voting is the gentleman's duel.

These Four People Receive Free Joints From The U.S. Government

Irvin Rosenfeld, 52-year-old stockbroker, recently went to court for reeking of marijuana. Due to a little-known U.S. taxpayer-funded program, the court ruled that Irvin was exempt from possession laws because of his rare health condition. The 'compassionate use' program has been in effect since 1982, though only ten (two anonymous) people have ever been able to make use of it. Four are alive today and will receive joints, courtesy of the federal government, till the day they die. Soo... why isn't weed legal again?

Preseason College Football Rankings 2011: Ranking The Top 25 By Cheerleaders

But if we ranked college football teams by their cheerleaders, it's possible a few teams that aren't regulars in the rankings might actually be perennial Top 25 programs.

British Tourists Discover Wal-Mart

Everything you never knew you always needed. Wait, wait, wait. Does this mean there are places on Earth that Wal-Mart hasn't invaded? Inconceivable!

School District Won't Allow Black Valedictorian, Lawsuit Alleges

After four years of nearly straight-As, Honors and Advanced Placement classes, 18-year-old Kymberly Wimberly achieved the highest GPA at McGehee Secondary School southeast of Little Rock, Ark., according to a court complaint. However, instead of awa…

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We will be having an introductory conference call about our latest VCAM assignment tomorrow, Tuesday, July 26th at 5pm PST/8pm EST Learn more about the

Glenn Beck Likens Norway Victims To Hitler Youth

SHERMAN OAKS, Calif., July 26 (UPI) -- Conservative U.S. broadcaster Glenn Beck said the teenagers massacred at a Norwegian Labor Party youth camp reminded him of the infamous Hitler Youth.

The Best Of Chemistry Cat

Cats + chemistry puns = internet gold? You be the judge.

Husband Of Taconic Parkway Accident Driver Sues State And In-law

The husband whose drunken wife killed herself and seven other people in a horrific Taconic State Parkway crash two years ago is now suing the state -- and his brother-in-law whose three daughters were among the victims.

Mike Libby's Bizarre Mechanical Insects

Mike Libby wants to explore the overlapping realm of science and sci-fi and his methodology is mechanical bugs. His tiny sculptures are mini marvels,

Could A New Online Pull Site For Editors Finally Get Fashion People To Embrace Technology?

As anyone who has worked in editorial or PR knows, the process of sending and fulfilling sample requests can be incredibly stressful, confusing and time-consuming. Editors and their assistants spend entire work days shuffling through paper look book…

Glenn Beck: Site Of Norway Massacre ‘Sounds Like The Hitler Youth’

The conservative commentator has compared the Norwegian summer camp, where many of the 76 victims tragically died, to the Hitler Youth organization of Nazi Germany.

Judge: Barking Not Protected Speech

MASON, Ohio, July 24 (UPI) -- A judge has ruled that barking and hissing are not protected by the First Amendment.

Comic-Con Photo Diary, Part One

In all honesty, though, your annual Photojournal Essay of a Filmdrunkard at Comicon is pretty much a smooth dickmeat sandwich in the ass. (That means He likes it.)

Lauryn Hill Gives Birth To Sixth Child But Who’s The Baby Daddy?

Grammy winner Lauryn Hill is a mom again for the sixth time! On Saturday she gave birth to a baby boy, however the father of her five other children has hinted he’s not the newborn’s father. Find out more after the jump!

Oh Good, This Exists: Casey Anthony Latex Mask

If you have $200, you can own this "RARE" Casey Anthony Latex mask. But who would want it? It looks creepy even if you forget that it is the face of a woman who probably killed her daughter. Head over to eBay to bid before it's too late!

10 Babies Who Really Don't Want To Be Baptized

It might be a day of joy for the parents, but these little guys just aren't on the same page.

Cat Vs. Toy Frog

The epic battle.

Father Beautifully Challenges His Son With His Last Wish

This guy's father isn't close to death, but he has already issued his last wish. He gave his son box with a note in it. Maybe I've just watched Field Of Dreams too recently, but stuff like this just gets me.

President Obama Addresses The Nation On Debt Default

As negotiations broke down with House Republicans, President Obama addressed the nation and warned of the consequences of a failure to raise the debt ceiling. Just as he promised Eric Cantor, Obama is taking his case to the American people.

15 Amazing Videos Of Soldiers Returning Home

If these videos don't make you cry, you do not have a pulse. It's the rare internet trend that does nothing but warm the heart. Big thanks to do Welcome Home Blog for putting these videos under one roof.

Amy Winehouse Autopsy Results Inconclusive

The cause of Amy Winehouse's death will remain a mystery for at least another fortnight as autopsy results found Monday were inconclusive. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Metropolitan Police will investigate her death, which was given a "Se…

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! ‘Knights Of Badassdom’ Trailer

The latest viral buzz from gammasquad.uproxx.com

Kristin Cavallari News - Kristin Cavallari Emerges After Engagement Called Off, 'Very Upset' Says Source (PHOTOS)

Kristin Cavallari was photographed Monday walking her dog in Los Angeles, only a day after calling off her engagement with Jay Cutler. Kristin, in jean cut-offs, a flowy white top, and no engagement ring, did not look pleased when she spotted the pa…

Jennifer Lopez: Bikini Birthday!

Jennifer Lopez shows off her fabulous body in a bikini as she relaxes on a private yacht on Sunday (July 24) in Miami, Fla.

Congressman Uses Amy Winehouse's Death To Try To Be Relevant, Fails

Representative Billy Long (R-Mo.) compares Amy Winehouse's death to the US debt crisis.

Two Brits Explore Wal-Mart For The First Time

Wal-Mart sucks. We all agree they are one of the evil empires of America right (I'm looking at you too, Facebook and Google)? Well here we have two young English guys exploring a Wal-Mart for the first time. Turns out America is a pretty embarrassing place, product-wise.

Harry Potter Re-Cut As A Teen Romantic Comedy

This is maybe one of my favorite trailer re-cuts I've seen in a while. The later Harry Potter movies always had moments of teen romance, but to fully embrace those moments here is kind of awesome. Credit to 'Thewlis Rox' @ davidthewlis.net for making it.

Was Jay Cutler Trying To Control Kristin Cavallari?

Jay Cutler should have known better than to think he could tame Kristin Cavallari. A source close to the couple, who just broke off their engagement, says that the Chicago Bears quarterback did his best to put himself in charge of his former fiancee…

"Captain America: The First Avenger" Exceeds Expectations At The Social Media Box Office

"Captain America: The First Avenger" was the number one movie at the box office this weekend Read more by Phil Contrino on CBS News' What's Trending.

Kids Sing Cute Made Up Motivational Songs That Are Actually Kind Of Inspiring The Darndest Things

Don’t stop. Don’t give up. Don’t stop. Don’t give up. Keep trying. You’ll get it right. You’ll get it right. Good morning. It’s Monday. (Via reddit.)

Comic-Con Photo Diary, Part One P1000810_edit_BANNER

The latest viral buzz from filmdrunk.uproxx.com

Emily Maynard: Torn Between Love & Fame

On a recent summer afternoon, Emily Maynard and her 6-year-old daughter, Ricki, strolled out of a Barnes & Noble bookstore hand in hand and were snapped by a photographer. Since appearing on The Bachelor and then breaking off her engagement to Br…

Kat Von D & Jesse James Split Up!

Oh, Kat and Jesse, we hardly knew ye. That would be of course, Kat Von D and Jesse James who got together after Jesse’s divorce with Sandra Bullock and then got engaged this past January. Well, they don’t need to plan a wedding any longer since Kat …

Daily Outfit Idea: Exactly What To Wear When Temps Go Through The Roof

For the past week or so, the heat has made it practically impossible to get dressed in the morning. So when I saw this next outfit roaming the halls of our offices, I knew I had to share it with all of you to make tomorrow's get-ready routine that m…

Punctuation Matters

The latest viral buzz from neatorama.com

Nafissatou Diallo: DSK's Accuser Speaks To Newsweek

As Rachael Larimore pointed out in an earlier post, just because Diallo has credibility problems because of inaccuracies on her application for asylum to the U.S., doesn't mean that she wasn't raped. The most damning bit of information in the Newswe…

Selena Gomez On Boyfriend Justin Bieber: “He Understands Me”

Selena Gomez is starting to be more open when it comes to her relationship with Justin Bieber. The singer/actress, who just celebrated her 19th birthday in style with The Biebs, shared why she thinks she and Justin get along so well.

The Basket Cat Blog

The latest viral buzz from neatorama.com

Anders Breivik's Christian Terrorism In Norway

Blogger Pamela GellerOn Friday, anti-Islamist blogger Pamela Geller pounced on news of a massacre in Oslo. "Jihad in Norway?" she asked. She posted a second item—"You cannot avoid the consequences of ignoring jihad"—and linked to a previous one: "No…

Fan Made Replicas - Comic-Con 2011

The coolest fan made replicas from Comic-Con 2011.

Dinosaur Office

The latest viral buzz from collegehumor.com

Intellectual Ventures Called Out

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Katy Perry: Smurfette Dress At ‘Smurfs’ Premiere!

Katy Perry wears a bedazzled Smurfette dress to the premiere of her new film The Smurfs held at the Ziegfeld Theatre on Sunday (July 24) in New York City.

Comic-Con Photo Diary 2011 Part 2

Do you how much it sucks to show up at a party where someone else is wearing the same dress? It’s the worst.

Kim Kardashian Diagnosed With Psoriasis

When the glam and gorgeous Kim Kardashian is flitting around on our TV screens, or beaming at us from high-gloss magazine covers, she can seem more like a doll than a human. But human she is and, on the latest episode of E!'s Keeping Up With the Kar…

Gab's Blabs: Michele Bachmann Prays It All Away From GabrielleBirchak

Michele Bachmann (Gabrielle "Gabby" Birchak) tells you a little bit about herself (her 253 children), what she plans to do as President, and how she plans to win the Presidency. It all makes sense!

Katy Perry Smurf Dress: Sofia Vergara, Singer Sexy Up 'The Smurfs' Premiere (PHOTOS)

The conceit of "The Smurfs," the upcoming CGI/live action hybrid film, is that the happy-go-lucky, virginal blue woodland creatures are chased out of their village and into New York City. Eventually, it can be assumed, they go back to their fictiona…

A Night Of Runway Models, Free Booze And Kristin Cavallari In A Glass Bikini

Lifelong Miami resident Luis Prada takes in Fashion Week in his fine city with Skyy Vodka and Kristin Cavallari

The Best Super Power (Is Not What You Think)

I vehemently disagree. The most potent superpower in all of TV history comes not from Saved by the Bell, but Blue's Clues. Namely, the power to skidoo. For those of you who never saw the show, it basically lets you jump into books, pictures, movies,…

Answering The 6 Craziest Pet Questions Ever Googled

So after all our animals do for us, it's particularly hard to watch them get sick or depressed. Millions of people turn to the Internet with frantic searches asking for help with their animals, but sadly, the Internet is full of misinformation desig…

5 Theories On Why 27 Is A Treacherous Age For Musicians

As has been noted countless time in the past 48 hours, Amy Winehouse is not the first talented musician to die tragically at the age of 27. There’s even a name for this subset—The 27 Club or Forever 27—and some of its members include Jimi Hendrix, J…

Get Loaded For Less! | The Frisky

For those of us who are curbing our spending, but not our appetite for spirits, this handy guide to el cheapo alcoholic beverages will get us loaded for less. Bring on the two-buck-Chuck, bitches! [The Littlest Drunk]

GiveForward Helps You Crowd-Fund Medical Expenses

Would you donate money to help a sick friend in need? Here's how people are crowd-funding medical care. This might come in handy.

In Memory Of Amy Winehouse: The Singer’s 3 Signature Beauty Looks

While Amy Winehouse’s signature beauty moves were risky, they were nothing if not distinctive. And sometimes, they were actually kinda fabulous. In memory of the signer - who passed away yesterday in London - here are three signature beauty looks we…

David Wu Sex Scandal: Oregon Democrat Accused Of “unwanted Sexual Encounter” With The Teenage Daughter Of One Of His Friends.

The embattled congressman in question this time is Rep. David Wu of Oregon, who has been accused of having an “unwanted sexual encounter” with the teenage daughter of one of his friends.

Street Style: Solange Knowles’ Current Obsession Is Pants

Name: Solange Knowles (in 100+ degree heat) Age: 25 Occupation: Singer, DJ What is your current fashion obsession? Pants! What was the last thing you bought? A pair of Kate Spade lime green, patent leather flats. What is the next thing you plan to b…

Music Monday: The Musical Influences Of Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse's July 23 death was tragic but unsurprising. I adored the 27-year-old singer's penchant for vintage soul, but I only needed one look at her dingy ballet flats and off kilter beehive to know she was one long-suffering drug addict who wa…

R.I.P. Linda Christian, The Original Bond Girl

The BBC is reporting the death of Linda Christian, the actress who played James Bond’s love interest in 1954’s TV adaptation of Casino Royale, and thus (Ursula Andress’ claims to the title aside) could be called the first-ever “Bond girl.” Christian…

Anders Breivik Railed Against My Mom: When Anti-Women Rhetoric Hits Home

Thankfully, 99.99 percent of misogynists don't turn out like Breivik—if they did, there'd be a lot more terrorism in the world. But in the wake of unspeakably violent acts fueled by misogyny, it's important that our culture not shrug off less extrem…

Here's A Cute Celebrity Pedicure To Copy (We Know Which Nail Polish She's Wearing)

Nothing like a fun nail idea to mix up a boring Monday! So go on and check out this fun pedicure on ridiculously adorable actress Carey Mulligan....

Uh Oh: Bob Dylan's Grandson Trying To Be A Rapper

Following the rap stylings of Tom Hanks' studio-gangsta son, Chet Haze, we now find ourselves confronted with a new hip-hop effort from another kid possessing famous DNA. Fifteen-year-old Pablo Dylan, grandson of Bob, and son of music-video director…

Angela Simmons Is Stunning On The Beaches Of Malibu (PHOTOS)

Monday morning got off to great start when we found these exclusive photographs from GlobalGrind's favorite footwear designer Angela Simmons.PHOTOS: Angela Simmons Goes To The Motherland!Photographed over the weekend by C.

The CIA's Fake Vaccination Program In Pakistan Reveals The Moral Bankruptcy Of American Spooks.

Did the CIA's vaccination ruse in Pakistan violate public trust?This was one story from our open-ended war: Last year, in a remote area of Afghanistan, 10 medical aid workers were ambushed and killed by militants. The New York Times Magazine and Sla…

Dear Prudence Live Chat: My Friends Are Mean Girls.

Q. Gossips: At my high school, girls tend to gossip about each other. Unfortunately, this rumor spreading has become out of control in my friendship group—whenever my best friend leaves the room, three of my close friends start complaining about her…

Amy Winehouse Cause Of Death Not Disclosed After Autopsy

A Section 20 postmortem, as Winehouse had, however, implies that the Coroner believes "there is reasonable cause to suspect that a person has died a violent or unnatural death or in any other way which would require an inquest," according to guideli…

Amy Winehouse's Death: Funeral Expected Within 24 Hours

According to Jewish law, the body of the deceased must be buried as soon as possible (Deuteronomy 21:23: “You must not leave his body on the tree overnight. Be sure to bury him that same day, because anyone who is hung on a tree is under God's curse…

Why Isn't It Easier To Build Small Houses?

How much would you like to spend on your next house? How about $700? That’s how much Tata, the company that marketed a $2,500 car in India, is charging for its new house. The “flat pack” house comes disassembled, like a piece of furniture from IKEA,…

Amy Winehouse Dies: A Look Back At Her Life (PHOTOS)

British singer Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London home on July 23, according to the London Metropolitan Police. Though there are no early signs of foul play, many suspect a drug overdose may have been her cause of death.

'Snow White And The Huntsman' Photos: Kristen Stewart And Cast From Comic-Con (PHOTOS)

"Snow White and the Huntsman" got its time to shine at Comic-Con on Saturday, bringing its all-star cast to pitch its dark reimagining of the classic fairytale. Kristen Stewart stars as the famed princess in the film, which was likened to "Lord of t…

20 Celebrities Who Died Before Age 35

Amy Winehouse's recent death at age 27 has sparked conversations about her joining "Club 27" -- meaning she has unfortunately joined several other celebrities who died when they were just 27 years old. It's an eerie coincidence that Janis Joplin, Ji…

Russell Brand: Tribute To Amy Winehouse

As news of Amy Winehouse's death spread Saturday, many celebrities -- some who knew her, many who didn't -- took to Twitter to mourn her. Russell Brand, who befriended the British singer when she was an unknown talent and watched her turn into a wor…

Cute/Ridiculous Animal Thing Of The Day: Dog Wants To Bring His Pool Inside (VIDEO)

The July 2011 Heat Wave From Hell now has an official animal mascot. Our new favorite bulldog, Gus, can't stand being outside in 100+ temperatures -- so he's determined to bring his doggy pool indoors.

Sofitel Maid Nafissatou Diallo Reveals Her Side Of Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'Rape' Story

Dominique Strauss-Kahn's hotel-maid accuser yesterday stepped out of the shadows to finally give her side of the story -- and to try to push Manhattan authorities to prosecute one of France's most powerful politicians.

Wheelchair Girl Found Dead On Day She Was To Be Flower Girl In Cousin's Wedding

An 8-year-old disabled girl who was going to be the flower girl at her cousin's Long Island wedding yesterday was found dead just two hours before the ceremony -- a horrifying tragedy being investigated as a possible homicide, cops said.

Why The Stimulus Didn't Work - NYPOST.com

Why didn't the massive federal stimulus work, and why is it the last thing we need more of in the summer of 2011? Hunt, long one of the best economic forecasters on the Street, puts it succinctly: "In the broadest sense, monetary and fiscal policies…

Tiger Caddie Got What He Deserved

Allow me to preface this with a disclaimer: I don’t wish ill on anyone in the workplace, I really don’t. I’ve been fired before. I know what that feels like. I know what it is show up at the office one day, be summoned into an airless conference roo…

Long Beach Surfer Daniel Bobis Missing In Indonesia

A Long Beach surfing guru is missing in Sumatra, Indonesia after catching a 12-foot wave on a remote reef.

"Misheard Lyrics" By Joshua Rowbotham

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Amy Winehouse News - Amy Winehouse Dead For Hours Before Body Was Discovered?

Amy Winehouse‘s final hours are slowly being detailed by British newspapers, with one report claiming that Winehouse “may have been dead for up to six hours” before police found her dead in her London bed on July 23.

Justin Timberlake News - 10 Things You May Not Know About Justin Timberlake (PHOTOS)

Friends With Benefits arrives in theaters this weekend, and it’s leading man, Justin Timberlake, that’s about to blow up even more! The N’SYNC alum showed his comedic skill hosting SNL earlier this year, and impressed audiences with his acting in th…

Washington Leaders Scramble For Debt Plan Ahead Of Opening Markets

Boehner’s plan, meanwhile, is less clear but is thought to be a two-step plan that would cut $1 trillion in spending and extend the debt limit through the end of the year.

Militants Hang 8-Year-old Son Of Afghan Policeman

After man refuses to give up vehicle, militants kidnap and kill small boy.

David Wu Won't Run In 2012, Kristen Cavallari Engagement Off And More From While You Were Sleeping

US Rep. David Wu (D-OR), the first Chinese-American electecd to congress

Comic-Con: Why You Should Be Excited For Remakes And Reboots

Myths encompass the messages, themes and archetypes that furnish us with answers, warnings and comfort in a dangerous and uncertain world. I think that's why we hold onto them so strongly and want them to be told to us again and again. It's why we a…

Rumor: Vogue‘s New ‘Secret’ Website Will Be A Digital Archive Of Every Single Issue Ever

Vogue has been conspicuously embracing technology and new media lately. To wit: Anna pronouncing at the Webby awards that “geeks can be chic.” An “ Vogue influencers” network of bloggers. A recent re-boot of the glossy’s website. The under-promoted …

New Nail Polish Trend Alert: Magnetic Lacquer

While laying on the beach reading the August Allure this weekend, I came across a small paragraph that made me say, “Oooh, new nail polish gimmick!” A little digging revealed that a new polish trend is in the making. Sick of crackle finishes? Try m…

Blake Lively & Leonardo DiCaprio: Stevie Wonder Performance!

Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio check out a Stevie Wonder performance at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday (July 24) in Hollywood.

Freida Pinto: Comic-Con 2011 Press Line

Freida Pinto hits the red carpet at the Comic-Con 2011 press line, held at the San Diego Convention Center on Saturday (July 23) in San Diego, Calif.

Entourage S08E01: WELCOME HOME, VINZO CHASEY!

It’s hard to believe that this is the final season of Entourage. What a wild rollercoaster it’s been. I’m positive that I know what a rollercoaster is and that calling this show a rollercoaster is a good and apt metaphor. There was the time that Vin…

My Best Friend's Girl Is Hitting On Me. What Should I Do?

Ask TSJ tackles the tough question of whether or not to tell your friend that his girlfriend is a skank

Pass The Plastic: Credit Card Art For Trying Times

If you’re anything like us, your credit card is worth less and less these days. It’s that pesky economy, you know. So if you’re banned from shopping sprees and your plastic is burning a hole in your pocket, what’s a conscientious spender to do? Well…

Katy Perry Hopes Amy Winehouse 'Finds Peace' (Video)

Katy Perry says her "heart felt really sad" after hearing about Amy Winehouse's death.

'True Blood': Sookie Runs, But Not From Eric (Video)

[Warning: Spoilers ahead if you haven’t seen Sunday’s "Me and the Devil" episode.] On HBO’s True Blood, nothing and no one stays buried forever. In the episode, we watched several characters try to cover up what they had done and several whose se…

‘Witnessing A Genius:’ Russell Brand’s Touching Tribute To Amy Winehouse

For all his posturing, Russell Brand is a far more accomplished writer than he'd probably ever let on. Once upon a time, his words were reserved for his stand-up routines and weekly soccer column for the Guardian newspaper. But the release of his au…

Male Contraceptives Making Headway

WASHINGTON, July 24 (UPI) -- U.S. researchers say developments in male contraceptives are making them safe, effective and reversible.

Snow White Has Some New Pictures

The cast of Snow White and the Huntsman had a panel at Comic Con this weekend and, among a few other interesting items of worth, they released the first

Kim Kardashian Crashes Kris Humphries' Las Vegas Bachelor Party

After celebrating her bachelorette party at Las Vegas' Tao Saturday, Kim Kardashian, 30, wandered next door to crash fiance Kris Humphries' own bachelor party at LAVO.

Video: Curb Your Enthusiasm's Anti-Semitic Hate-Sex Scene

While “Curb Your Enthusiasm” has never appealed to me, I appreciate the way Larry David is unafraid to get laughs out of the most taboo topics, as evidenced by this scene from last night’s episode, when Larry meets a Palestinian woman named Shara (C…

Lighten Up, Emmy Rossum

Asking an actress about her nude scenes is like talking about no-hitter: you don’t want jinx something wonderful. Nevertheless, that’s just what the moderator did at the “Shameless” panel at Comic-Con this weekend when he asked Emmy Rossum about the…

Knights Of Badassdom | Coming Distractions

Even removed from the context of its Comic-Con debut, there are plenty of meta wheels within wheels in Knights Of Badassdom, which concerns a group of Dungeons And Dragons-loving cosplay enthusiasts, all portrayed by several actors who star in exact…

Seth Rogen Will Face Off Against Zac Efron In Frat Comedy

Zac Efron and Seth Rogen—respectively, America’s idealistic self-image and its schlubby reality—will at last face off in a forthcoming comedy at Universal, which threw seven figures at everyone it could over the weekend in an attempt to wrest away a…

Now You Can Buy The Big Lebowski Bungalow

Members of that rare cross-section of society inhabited by Big Lebowski fanatics who are also fabulously wealthy now have a new potential object of their obsession, one that is both far more desirable and way, way more expensive than Jeff Bridges’ M…

Steven Spielberg Is Serious About Making Jurassic Park 4

As a reward to the audience for politely sitting through the presentation of The Adventures Of Tintin, Steven Spielberg got into the real spirit of Comic-Con by announcing the sort of thing everyone actually comes to a Spielberg panel hoping to hear…

Yes, I'm Black; No, You Can't Touch My Hair

The schoolyard adage of "keep your hands to yourself" is a great lesson to keep in mind around black people's hair.

Dating: Which Of These 3 Outfits Would You Wear On A Summer Date?

The scene: you’ve made plans with your boyfriend (or your adorable crush) to do something really fun this weekend. Reservations are confirmed, tickets have been purchased, but what do you plan on wearing?

Kim Kardashian Has Been Diagnosed With Psoriasis. Want To Know What That Is?

On last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian was diagnosed with psoriasis after she broke out in red patches all over her body. Have you heard of psoriasis? Are you more curious about it now? Here are the basics:

Add This To Your "Try" List: Kristen Stewart Does Natural Waves And A Sultry, Sexy Makeup Look To Match

There are two things I absolutely love about Kristen Stewart’s beauty look here - one, she embraced her natural hair texture in all its summery cuteness and two, she opted for a makeup look that actually enhanced the whole just-rolled-off-the-beach …

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