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July 9, 2011

Derek Jeter Of Yankees Gets Hit 3,000 With Home Run At Stadium

The fairy-tale life of Derek Jeter added a stirring chapter Saturday nobody could have predicted.

The Narrowest House

via Dvice   Tags: Jakub Szczesny, narrowest house, Warsaw Neat stuff from the NeatoShop: Sippie Stein Dyno Dips …

25 People Posing With Their Collections

These are the proud owners of some very unique collections, to say the least.

Kate Middleton Wears Roksanda Ilincic, DVF & Jenny Packham In Los Angeles (PHOTOS)

After a nine-day stay, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge bid Canada au revoir, arriving at Los Angeles International Airport on Friday afternoon. They immediately headed over to Variety's Venture Capital and New Media Summit at The Beverly Hilton ho…

What's For Dinner: 100-Plus Recipes

Need some dinnertime inspiration? We’ve got you covered with a recipe for every night of the workweek (132 Photos)

January Jones: Post Office Stop

January Jones picks up a sheet of stamps as she runs to the post office on Thursday (July 7) in Los Feliz, Calif.

6 Pro-Gay Marriage Arguments For Fighting With Crazy People

None of that matters, though, because it can't answer opponents' ironclad premise that homosexuals are fags. Why extend rights to someone who's not technically human, like zombies or people with diabetes? That's the core of opposing arguments, which…

Davison Offices In Pittsburgh Are Just Like A Real-life Willy Wonka Factory

With work spaces decorated with swirly lollipops, giant cupcakes, a treehouse, boot houses and even a flowing waterfall concealing a secret office, Inventionland has been designed to get big minds thinking.

5 Seemingly Innocent Ways You Risk Your Identity Every Day

We tend to think of identity theft as a crime perpetrated exclusively on stupid people. Sure, you don't fall for that Nigerian prince schtick and you don't send your login information to ‘official’ emails that misspell ‘PayPal.’ Well, you'd best tak…

Megan Fox: No Botox Here!

No botox, but she still has done something to her face. I miss Megan Fox circa Transformers.

Is Beyonce The Sexiest Woman In The World? (PHOTOS)

Is Beyonce the sexiest woman in the world? We'd like to think so!

Oddest Day Of Year Is July 9, 2011: 7/9/11

Regular readers of AOL Weird News know that every day is weird, but July 9, 2011, is truly the oddest day of the year -- from a calendar standpoint. If you were to write down the date in numerical form, it would look like this: 7/9/11 -- all odd num…

The Modern Meanings Of Flowers

Red roses: "I’ve been thinking about you, and what I think is I want to put my thing in your things and then I want to turn you around and put my thing in your other things. But I want you to be OK about this, OK?" Carnations: "I knew I had to buy …

Greg Carey: What Does The Bible Actually Say About Marriage?

It's high time people came clean about how we use the Bible. When Christians try to resolve difficult ethical and theological matters, they typically appeal to the Gospels and Paul's letters as keys to the question. But what about marriage? Not onl…

What SkyMall Looks Like To Dogs From The 'Shop Shop And Dan Abramson

To dogs, SkyMall is just fancy dogs living fancy lives.

Troopers: Gun Privileges

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Chefs Weigh In: Does America Have A Culinary Identity?

Welcome to Hot Topics, in which chefs chime in on a recent issue in food. American Eats Tavern [Photo: R. Lopez] Food writer Josh Ozersky argues this week in his...

EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK: The Space Invaders: The Videogame

While the world waits with baited breath to hear about the latest developments in the Asteroids adaptation, today we learn that the same producer is optioning the rights of another classic arcade game, Space Invaders, which is sure to be another ter…

Selena Gomez Spotted Wearing Boyfriend Justin Bieber’s Purple Plaid Shirt!

Selena Gomez really misses her boyfriend Justin Bieber. The teen dream couple is currently separated by the Atlantic Ocean, but they are still showing their love for one another in very sweet ways. Selena has been bopping about London today wearing …

Michele Bachmann's Reading List, From Gore Vidal To Ludwig Von Mises.

Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy for the 2012 Republican presidential nominationHere was Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann on CNN June 28, responding to a question about whether she is being taken seriously: "I'm introducing m…

Space Shuttle Atlantis Has Launched: What Does The Future Hold For The Space Race?

Despite worrying weather conditions, Atlantis lauched for its final voyage into space Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

Victoria Beckham News - Victoria Beckham Displays Pregnant Bikini Bod In Artsy Shot (PHOTO)

The arrival of Victoria and David Beckham‘s fourth child is not far away, and the soccer player recently posted this gorgeous shot of his pregnant wife.

Zac Efron & Rumer Willis At Scene Of Friend Ryan Rottman’s DUI Arrest?

New videotape of Nickelodeon star Ryan Rottman's DUI arrest last night shows Zac Efron was there — and Rumer Willis, too! OK! NEWS: ASHLEY TISDALE SLAMS

Beyonce 'Best Thing I Never Had' Video Features Lingerie, Wedding (VIDEO)

The best thing Beyonce never had? Well, clothing, for starters...

Nickelodeon Creates 'SpongeBob' Storyline To Unfold On Twitter Via Tweets And Images

'Spongebob Square Pants" is ready for its episodic Twitter debut.

Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel's Reunion

As reported in the new Us Weekly, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are giving their relationship another go.

Pac-12 Or SEC: Which Conference Is Deeper?

This fall, the 10 teams who have made up the Pac-10 since 1978 (when Arizona and Arizona State combined with the Pac-8) will be joined by Utah and Colorado to form the new Pac-12...

Rosé: A Brief History And Cheat Sheet To French Regions

Welcome to Vintage America, our column on the history — and future — of American wine. Every week Talia Baiocchi, author of the Decanted column on Eater NY, will take a look at winemaking from Virginia to Texas to California, to uncover the people, …

Breaking Bad - Bryan Cranston - Malcolm In The Middle Meth Addict

So given the dramatic range between the two equally awesome characters, we started to wonder a few things.  How would the zany Hal handle the stress of Walter White's job as a meth-maker?  Who's better in bed, Lois or Skyler?  And of Dewey, Reese, a…

Bill O'Reilly Goes Off On Casey Anthony Juror, Praises Judge (Video)

"Judge Perry gave Ms. Anthony the maximum sentence because I believe he believes she's guilty as hell," said O'Reilly. "I also think the judge did an excellent job in a very frustrating case, as the defense team tried every trick in the book to conf…

Jamie Foxx Is A Murder Consultant From Jamie Foxx

Jamie Foxx is a motherf*cker and a murder consultant. Go see Horrible Bosses in theaters today.

'Caylee's Law' Petition Goes Viral, Aims To Make Not Reporting A Missing Child A Crime

The petition, which was created by Michelle Crowder of Oklahoma, aims to make not notifying police of a missing child a crime. According to USA Today, it also calls for strict penalties when parents do not quickly report the death of a child.

Alan Grayson Causes TOTAL MELTDOWN On Fox, Idiot Host Launches INSANE Rant AGAINST The Middle Class //

Fox Host: "All right, joining me now is former congressman Alan Grayson, who is one of the more colorful and controversial Democrat members of the House.

Texas Rangers Fan Dies Trying To Catch Ball

"Not that long ago, there were nights I went to sleep in strange places praying I wouldn't wake up. After another night of bad decisions, I'd lie down with my heart speeding inside my chest like it was about to burst through my skin. My thinking was…

Evel Dick -- REMOVED From 'Big Brother' House

MAJOR shakeup in the "Big Brother" house -- CBS confirms Evel Dick Donato had to leave the show for "personal reasons" ... and will no longer compete this season. The network wouldn't specify the exact reason for Evel Dick's departure.  Dick -…

Fan Falls To Death At Rangers Game

(Newser) – A fan fell to his death at Rangers Ballpark last night after trying to catch a foul ball tossed his way by …

Kate Middleton Had A Wardrobe Malfunction!

It was only a matter of time before this happened. After touching down in Calgary, Canada to watch a rodeo yesterday (Canada has rodeos?!), Kate Middleton experienced her first public wardrobe malfunction as princess when the wind blew her dress rig…

Portraits Of People Playing Video Games

I’m not saying my gameface is pretty, but these pictures of people playing video games are hilarious. From now on I’ll be gaming all alone, far from a camera. Photographer Phillip Toledano took these way back in 2002 in an effort to capture “[c]hara…

Oak Park, Michigan Resident Julie Bass Faces 93 Days In Jail For Vegetable Garden

This isn't your typical, garden-variety crime. After a warning, a ticket and now a misdemeanor charge, an Oak Park, Mich., woman faces up to 93 days in jail for refusing to remove a vegetable crop from her front lawn.

Mery Streep As Margaret Thatcher In First Iron Lady Trailer

After the jump, Meryl Streep rocks her best Blue Steel as Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady. I don’t know much about history, but it seems like Iron Mike would’ve kicked her ass.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, broads just don’t have th…

Megan Fox: I Don't Have Botox! -

Proving she's naturally beautiful, Megan Fox uploaded a series of photos to her official Facebook page Thursday. Filed in the album "Things You Can't Do With Your Face When You Have Botox," the Jonah Hex actress furrows her brow and points out natur…

Man Dies After Accident On Theme Park Roller Coaster Near Buffalo

BUFFALO -- A man died Friday after an incident on a roller coaster at a theme park near Buffalo, N.Y., a law enforcement source told WGRZ-TV.

If The Modern World Ran On Medieval Technology Article

Certain technologies have a way of hanging around after we've found suitable replacements. It's been years since we've had to power vehicles Flinstone's-style, and yet teenagers are still scooting around on skateboards. We asked you to show us what …

Five Words Or Less: Chanel’s Flashlight Shoes Are Perfect For_______________.

As if super-expensive haute couture frocks and wild, high fashion hats weren’t stimulating enough, Karl Lagerfeld added another mind-boggling idea into the mix at Chanel’s Fall 2011 couture show. Ladies, you’ve got to see this one…

Big Brother 13: Evil Dick Has Already Left The House! //

Totally SUCKS! I can't believe he LEFT the FIRST night. Such a bummer... that was going to be huge drama all over again!

Betty Ford Has Died

Former First Lady Betty Ford, wife of President Gerald Ford, has passed away at the age of 93. Ford was a courageous survivor of both alcohol addiction and breast cancer who went on to champion such issues as the Equal Rights Amendment. She famously founded The Betty Ford Center, a world-renowned treatment clinic for substance abuse. She had been ailing in recent years, but no official cause of death has been released.

College Football Predictions: Winners Of The 2012 BCS Bowls

There's nothing like predicting the final results of the college football season before the college school year even begins, specifically the results of the BCS Bowl Games...

Legal Experts: Casey Anthony Will Be Released From Jail

ORLANDO Fla. -- Casey Anthony is still behind bars, but by Thursday afternoon she may enjoy her first day of freedom in almost three years. According to legal experts with whom The Huffington Post spoke, there is little doubt that will happen.

Will & Kate Sport Cowboy Hats To Calgary Rodeo & Stampede (PHOTOS)

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge took Calgary on Thursday, arriving at the city's airport and heading over to a rodeo demonstration as part of a government reception at the BMO Centre. The pair of activities meant a pair of outfits for the former-K…

Sydney Woman's Remains Found Years After Death

SYDNEY -- When an elderly Australian woman apparently vanished from view eight years ago, no one bothered to call the police. Not her relatives, her neighbors, or government officials, who kept paying her welfare benefits into a bank account that sa…

Janet Reitman: 7 Scientology Secrets You Didn't Know (PHOTOS)

For more than half a century, the Church of Scientology has been America's most controversial religious movement: known for its appeal to celebrities like Tom Cruise, its requirement that believers pay as much as hundreds of thousands of dollars for…

New Jaycee Dugard Book Reveals Details Of Her Life Of Horror

Jaycee Lee Dugard, the California girl held hostage by a sexual predator for 18 years, says in a new book that she endured her life of horror by embracing the children she had for her captor and suppressing thoughts of her worried mom.

"All My Children" And "One Life To Live" To Migrate Online

"All My Children" and "One Life to Live" will live on — on the Web.

Creepy Laughing Twin Babies

Simple way to tell the twins apart: Beth's the one that laughs maniacally, Isabel laughs sinisterly.

The 25 Michelin Three-Star Restaurants Of France

Here, mapped out, are the French restaurants with three Michelin stars. Putting aside the question of the Guide's relevance and accuracy, a look at the establishments with the organization's highest ranking can be fascinating. Of the twenty-five in …

Watch A Thai Street Vendor Fry Chicken With His Bare Hands

This is Kann "Superhands" Trichan, a Thai street vendor who can retrieve fried chicken out of hot oil using his bare hands. He discovered this particular trick when a squirrel fell from a tree and splashed hot oil all over him: the next day, he had …

Willy Wonka Like Office

We have all heard of dream office environments like at Google where workers get free lunch, laundry and massages. But one company has taken things to the next level by decorating their work space to look like something more appropriate at a theme pa…

Megan Fox News - Megan Fox's Eye-Popping Armani Beauty Campaign (VIDEO)

Megan Fox is a pretty face! The former Transformers actress posed for the Giorgio Armani beauty campaign, and opened up in the behind-the-scenes videos about what makes her feel beautiful, and what she believes is her best feature. Megan married her…

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Reunite?

Are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel giving their relationship another try?

Today We Are All Jeopardy! Neil

OH! OH! This, uh, ehr, what I mean to say is, shoot, uhhh, you know, this isn’t….Look, not everyone, hmmm, not everyone, ugh, do you know what I mea–the thing about…OK, so, the thing…the thing about…ACK! ACK! Ummm, no one will ever, like, hmmm, if y…

Jennifer Aniston In 'Horrible Bosses:' What Critics Say

Jennifer Aniston drops her girl-next-door persona to play a raunchy, sex-obsessed dentist in Horrible Bosses, in theaters Friday. What are the critics saying about her performance?

Channing Tatum & Jonah HIll's 21 Jump Street Will Be Rated R

Channing Tatum & Jonah HIll's 21 Jump Street will be rated R

PIC: Bikini-Clad LeAnn Rimes Shows Off Healthy "Curves"

LeAnn Rimes flaunted her bikini body on Sunday. The 28-year-old singer, who's often criticized for her scary skinny physique, actually looked healthy in her black two-piece bathing suit.

Kate Middleton Wears The Same Jeans Three Days In A Row!

The Duchess of Cambridge may have packed no less than 40 designer dresses for her North American tour, but it seems like she only included one pair of jeans in her royal luggage.

Justin Theroux Cleans Up For Jen Aniston's Handprint Ceremony

Jennifer Aniston left her handprints in cement at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on Thursday, and her new boyfriend Justin Theroux cleaned up nicely for the occasion!

Mariah Carey Makes First Post-Twins Appearance

The singer steps out for the first time since giving birth to twins in April

Dave Grohl: 'Studio Technology Is Ruining Rock'

Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl is convinced music technology is ruining rock 'n' roll because fancy studio production creates records which lack "personality." The former Nirvana drummer decided to shun modern recording techniques during the mak…

Back-On-track James Bond Film Picks Up Bardem, Fiennes, And Maybe A Moneypenny

Now that a tentative release date has been set, and a co-financed production between MGM and Sony has been supplemented by ample product placement, the Sam Mendes-directed 23rd James Bond film can finally get on to things like filling out its cast. …

Olivia Palermo Does Banana Curls And Messy Wisps At The Couture Shows

Yesterday, over in Slaves to Fashion, Tracey gave you the scoop on the high street outfits Olivia Palermo wore to the couture shows - but we’re not done dishing on the OP just yet! We must discuss her DIY-looking hairstyles too, AKA those banana cur…

The Greatest Hits From Michele Bachmann's Marriage Vow

Excerpts from the document signed by Michele Bachmann that's drawing allegations of racism, sexism, homophobia, anti-Islamic sentiment and general cuckoo bananas whackadoodie. It's a pledge from a conservative advocacy group out of Iowa called The Family Leader--affiliated with Focus on the Family--asking Republican presidential candidates to denounce single parents, women in combat and anything with even the faintest whiff of gay. Oh, and it seems to be wistful for the days of slavery. If none of that frightens you, it also essentially calls for a ban of all pornography. Michele Bachmann was the first of the GOP field to apply her Hancock. Here are some select passages from The Marriage Vow, along with photos of its earliest and most enthusiastic signatory.

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