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July 22, 2011

Cinema's Greatest Slaps Supercut

Jeff Smith presents 7 minutes of the greatest slaps in film history. NSFW for language and, you know, violence.

Mila Kunis Used A Butt Double In 'Friends With Benefits'

In fact, the 27-year-old actress -- who has never seemed like a shy person -- admitted on Ryan Seacrest's radio show that she used a butt double for some of the more graphic scenes. "I showed side boob and I figured I can't just give away everything…

"I'm Thinking About It." Bernie Sanders To Challenge Obama? //

Today on the Thom Hartman radio program, Senator Bernie Sanders, Independent from Vermont, said he is thinking of mounting a primary challenge to President

Texas Teen Shoots 'Chupacabra'

LA SALLE, Texas, July 21 (UPI) -- A Texas 13-year-old said he shot a strange animal outside of his home that he believes may be the legendary chupacabra.

Heatwave Pro-Tip

But only if you finish all your pavement-eggs.

Don't Ask Don't Tell Officially Over

With this piece of paper Don't Ask Don't Tell has come to an end. It's ridiculous that it has taken this long, but let's not turn victory into defeat. Now get back to work President Obama, there's so much more to do.

10 Things You Didn't Know About National Lampoon's Vacation

So not only was it just announced that Hollywood would be rebooting the Vacation movies, but today is also the 28th anniversary of the original Vacation's release. In honor of this momentous occasion, here are 10 things you never knew about National Lampoon's Vacation.

Big Brother Is Here

I like this. Wait.... Aw man, I just performed several thought crimes.

Oslo Twitpics Show Destruction After Bombing, Shooting

(CBS/What's Trending) - Horrible explosions in Oslo, Norway rocked government buildings this morning, injuring several people. Now, reports of a separate shooting at a Norwegian youth camp by a man dressed as a police officer are surfacing. Users of…

Justin Timberlake: In Time Trailer

Time is money. In the future, time has become currency. Age freezes at twenty-five and the only way to maintain yourself is to acquire more "money". Like a modern day Logan's Run but without the mandatory death.

Man Found In Time Lapse Video Moves Very, Very Slowly

This is a section of a 24 hour time lapse video someone made. It's sped up to 8 times normal speed, but when he watched it back, he noticed that there was a man slowly drifting across the video "as if the wind was blowing him and nothing else." Is he a plant? Is he a weird guy? Does anyone know what's happening here?

Mega Miner (Game Battle)

Mine for gems, metals, and minerals. Upgrade your miner. Don't overheat or run out of fuel. This is a perfectly appropriate way for you to kill the last couple of hours of your Friday at work - and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (Note: This game is vastly better than Tanner's stupid game. Posting games like that is one of the reasons that we fired him in the first place.)

Mets Fan Runs On The Field And Embarrasses The Security Guards

The New York Mets, where even their security guards are second best. That said they do lay a nice hit on him eventually. Unfortunately it's the only thing a Mets employee has hit all year. (I keed. I keed.)

Korra From Nickolodeon's Avatar Sequel Unveiled

Nice doggie. Nice giant, non-flying doggie. Guess this means Appa, the flying bison, doesn't have a lifespan of several hundred years? :(

This Video Will Probably Make You Cry

This is a video by Jelle Buyens. He explains it thusly: "This video is deticated to the love of my life, Freyja. She broke up with me a couple of days ago because she wanted a new direction in her life and the feelings for me were burned out. I wanted to let her know that whatever that direction is, i want to be a part of it. And those feelings she had, they can return. The footage has been shot random over the years on times we spend with each other. Hopefully i can get trough of the hard shell she has nowadays and proof to her that the time we had was wonderful and can continue. Let's hope i can get some new footage soon with her. Forever hers."

The Walking Dead: Official Season Two Trailer

October, why are you so far away? This series shows the true genius behind the zombie genre: it's not really about the undead, but who people really are when you boil them down to survival instincts.

The 40 Most Awesome Hood Ornaments You've Ever Seen

From Stormtroopers to penguins, people and car marques have gotten pretty extravagant with their hood ornaments. Use these for inspiration when you're thinking about tricking out your mid-nineties Toyota.

The Clone Wars: Season Four Trailer

This is getting a little epic for a kid's show. Bah, who are we kidding? This was never really meant for our kids; they were just the smoke screen.

17 Photos Of Koalas Dealing With Heat Waves

We aren't the only ones suffering through this heat wave. Animals have it rough too, especially with the fur and the no air conditioning and everything. Here are 17 photos of the greatest animal on the planet, the koala, dealing with heat waves over the years. I hear immense amounts of cute can cool you down, so I'd check these out if I were you.

Salsa Porcupine

Videogum requested it, and 'twas so. While the original video is of a porcupine probably (read: definitely) trying to escape from its glass cage, it also turns out he's a pretty dynamite salsa dancer.

New Study Finds Correlation Between Penis Size And National GDP

Also suspect is the statement that "the smaller the country's average penis size, the bigger its GDP growth — unless, evidently, the penises fall below the 4.25-inch threshold, in which case the GDP is likely to grow only slightly more than the most…

Why "Captain America: The First Avenger" Won't Save The Superhero Movie

"Captain America: The First Avenger" swoops in at a time that the public is suffering from superhero movie fatigue Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

10 TV Show Series Finales You Should Have Watched Live

Watching each of these finales they happened must have been epic. Admittedly, I've only been around for a few of these, but here's the facts, numbers, and clips from the series finales of the ten most watched television shows of all time. I'm getting pretty nostalgic over here.

Mind Blowing: Comparing Celestial Bodies

WOW. This will make you feel so small and insignificant. Also: heh heh heh heh.

Just Friends! Celeb Buddies Without Benefits

In honor of the movie Friends with Benefits, see which star pals really do just keep things platonic! (17 Photos)

Billionaire Makes His Name Visible From Space

Shiekh Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan of the UAE, owner of the largest pickup truck in the world, would like to leave his mark on the world. He’d prefer to do so in a way that’s visible from space, so he had workers dig letters a thousand feet across in…

9 Debaucherous Things You'll See In Tokyo Vice City

On the surface, Tokyo is a shiny, crime free metropolis. A place where the streets are always clean and the people are always polite. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t a hotbed of drugs, hookers and sleaze under the surface – it’s just hidden away f…

World's Most Badass Eagle

I have to imagine Hollywood will green light the film version the moment they see this photo. Billy Bob Thornton will play Eric Eagle. Update: As commenters pointed out, this is not a falcon. Apparently I shouldn't have let my National Audubon Society membership lapse.

The Reason Waldo Is Hard To Find? He's In Amsterdam With His Family

One of the most embarrassing things in my life is that I didn't find Waldo in a Where's Waldo book till like the third grade. I don't like to talk about it.

Stills From The Alleged Marilyn Monroe Porno

A newly discovered print of what is purported to be a pornographic film starring an underage Norma Jean Baker (aka Marilyn Monroe) is going up for auction. Here a few stills. Monroe fans insist it's a different woman, but the film's owner says it was shot before the Hollywood sex bomb lost some weight and underwent plastic surgery. What say you?

Watch These Waterfalls Flow Upwards In Australia

The winds on the southern coast of eastern Australia have been so strong for the past two days that waterfalls' streams are being blown upwards. Not only that, but the 74.5mph (120kmh) winds have been blowing commuter ferries far off their typical routes. This all sounds a lot worse than that whole 'in Australia, toilet water flushes counter-clockwise' thing.

Decor Tips Summer Backyard Patio Outdoor Parties

Outdoor entertaining doesn't have to mean plastic cups, paper plates and the usual tiki torches. Entertaining expert Liza Utter shares her tips for throwing a simple yet sophisticated backyard bash (11 Photos)

Penélope Cruz Is Raunchy In Red On Set Of New Woody Allen Film Bop Decameron

She's regularly voted one of the sexiest women in the world - and Woody Allen appears to be playing on Penélope Cruz's sensuous reputation for his new movie.

21 Celebrity Doppelgangers

Does WIll Ferrell play drums for the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Does Mischa Barton star on Wilfred? These and other questions will be raised as soon as you look at these photos.

I Love You Christopher Hitchens, You Irritating Bastard

Christopher Hitchens, along with Robert Hughes and Spy magazine's Michèle Bennett, first started me imagining that I would like someday to be a journalist and critic. These jaundiced observers of the follies of the late 1980s and early 1990s had in …

Dream House Trailer Gives Away The Twist So You Never Have To Watch It

Oscar-nominated director Jim Sheridan is known for movies like My Left Foot, In the Name of the Father, In America, and Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong).  He seems to be co…

Theme Parks: Kids Vs. Adults

What do you mean, a bag of candy is five dollars? It's a vending machine! Being an adult sucks.

Sexy Lady Chewbacca

Well there's a title I never thought I'd type. But I should've known better. Gender bending cosplay is pretty mainstream.

Beyonce Reveals When She Wants To Have Children With Jay-Z! (VIDEO)

Beyonce is almost ready to have children.In a recent interview with Access Hollywood, the "Best Thing I Never Had" singer reveals a long list of things she wants to do before she turns 40."Before I hit the age of 40 I'd love to have some children. I…

Aftermath Video: Explosion Rocks Oslo Governmental Building

A bomb exploded in an Oslo, Norway Governmental building this morning. At least two were killed, but many were injured. I'm sure we'll have more as it comes out.

10 Places You Would Rather Be To Escape The Heat Today

The keyword of the day is 'heatwave,' and you should be trying to get out of it. If I were you, I'd whip out your credit card and book a flight as soon as possible to one of these fine, chilly destinations.

Corgi Rodeo Is Just About The Cutest Thing On The Planet

Because who doesn't love Corgis? Nazis. That's who.

Was Harrison Ford Super High On Letterman Last Night?

The last time Harrison Ford was on Conan, he seemed high. Last night on Letterman he still seemed high. Other places he seems high? In the trailers for Cowboys & Aliens.

Robert Pattinson: Breaking Dawn Birth Scene Is "Hardcore"

Twilight madness took over Comic Con Thursday, as Breaking Dawn stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart arrived to chat about part one of the final story.

From Pixie To Buzz Cuts: A Look At Celebs Who’ve Chopped Their Locks

The internet’s been abuzz this week with news of actors chopping off their hair for their art. Dakota Fanning, who’s shooting a movie about a girl with leukemia, was spotted with a crop but it turned out to be a wig. So was Vanessa Hudgens, but she …

Pedicab Of Thrones

You ride or you die. You know, like the Ruff Ryders. (Though technically they don't "ride" they "ryde.")

Can't Unsee: The Dark Knight Rises Poster Is Ruined

When "Can't Unsee" goes too far. I'll never be able to look at this poster again.

Liftrauser [Game Battle]

I don't know if any of you noticed, but I work at BuzzFeed again, and with my return comes the return of everyone's favorite Friday front-page feature – GAME BATTLE! Welcome me back by helping me trounce Jack this week.

Cats Hanging Out With Bearded Dragons

This is a really unnatural and awesome relationship that apparently goes on in American households. And I'm SO into it. Here's ten videos of cat-bearded dragon friendships.

Big Cats With Big Cucumbers

That's not a euphemism. What better way to beat the summer heat than with a giant, cool cucumber?

Asian Boys Shake It To "Hey Ya"

Someone get them an agent. I promise you won't see a cuter dancing twin video today.

50 Ugliest Athletes Of All Time

There are some really unattractive athletes in professional sports. While Adam Morrison is an obvious candidate, he barely ranks inside the top 10...

Lock Ness Monster's Little Brother? Couple Discover 30ft Sea Creature Carcass

Margaret and Nick Flippence made the incredible find as they exercised their dogs at Bridge of Don,  Aberdeen.

If This Video Doesn't Restore Your Faith In Humanity, Then I Don't Want To Know You

This kid shows that some people still want to do what's right. That type of generosity is tough, especially at that age.

Boy Survives A Bamboo Spear Impaling Him Through The Neck

This is why playing ninja is dangerous. A 13-year-old Virginia boy named Dez Heal chose a bamboo stick as his weapon, but it eventually came back to haunt him when it pierced clean through his neck. Thankfully he is okay now, but check out this video and the amazing photo of Dez.

Spanish Fly: Zoe Saldana, A-Rod & Other Sexy Dominicans Who Caused Our First Heatwave (PHOTOS)

The temperature is rising across our fair land and we've found the cause: Dominicans.That's right, Dominicans are hot, hot! So hot, they're sending waves of panic and causing electricity bills to climb in 45 of our 50 states.  At first we didn't bel…

The Crooked Forest

In a tiny corner of western Poland a forest of about 400 pine trees grow with a 90 degree bend at the base of their trunks – all bent northward. Surrounded by a larger forest of straight growing pine trees this collection of curved trees, or “Crooke…

The 20 Naughtiest Cheerleaders Ever

If I were going to make a suggestion for cheerleaders everywhere, it would be this: Be a cheerleader, not a cheer follower. What does that have to do with this article? Nothing. It doesn't need to...

com News: Four-Time Pro Bowl Center Forrest Blue Dies At Age 65

SAN FRANCISCO -- Forrest Blue, a four-time Pro Bowl center who helped the San Francisco 49ers win three straight division titles in the early 1970s, has died. He was 65.

Vanessa Hudgens' Short Hair: Likes Or Yikes?

Vanessa Hudgens has a short new haircut! What do you think of Vanessa's short hair?

Paris Hilton Walked Out Of An Interview

I can’t imagine why, but Good Morning America did an interview with Paris Hilton, and you’ll be amazed to learn she doesn’t think her time in the spotlight is over, and if you imply otherwise she’ll throw a little hissy fit.

Brussels Summit: Last-Ditch Talks To Save Euro Amid Debt Crisis

George Osborne urged European leaders to 'get a grip' when they meet in Brussels today in a bid to resolve the debt crisis and save the euro.

Inbetweeners Star Belinda Stewart-Wilson Strips Off For Sexy Photo Shoot

Window display: Inbetweeners star Belinda Stewart-Wilson - or 'Will's fit mum' - shows off her stunning curvaceous figure for a sexy shoot for Loaded magazine

Invisible Art For $10,000? Here's How To Create A Gallery That You Can See For Much Less

A woman payed $10,000 for an invisible piece of art. Find out how you can shell out much less to get quality pieces of work Read more by Zach Mack for Netted by the Webbys on CBS News' What's Trending.

Wondering What Freja And Arizona Say To Each Other In Their Most Intimate Moments? Check Out This Tumblr

It’s been all but confirmed by the models themselves that Freja Beha Erichsen and Arizona Muse, perhaps two of the most relevant and prolific models of the moment, are a couple. Yep, it’s insane. Two super hot models are getting it on and people are…

Bugs, In Order | The Awl

36. Bedbugs 35. Lice 34. Cicadas 33. Locusts 32. Scorpions 31. Termites 30. Ticks 29. Mosquitoes 28. Roaches 27. Beetles 26. Water bugs 25. Scabies 24. Fleas 23. Wasps 22. Moths 21. Bees 20. Noseeums 19. Mites 18. Flies 17. Gnats 16. Fruit flies 15.…

The Science Of Sunscreen

All your life you've been told to wear sunscreen. Your mom told you to, your pale freckly friend told you to, it was in that stupid song that radios played all the time when you your much older sister graduated high school, but you just whined whyyy…

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