Archive
July 22, 2011
Heatwave Pro-Tip
But only if you finish all your pavement-eggs.
Don't Ask Don't Tell Officially Over
With this piece of paper Don't Ask Don't Tell has come to an end. It's ridiculous that it has taken this long, but let's not turn victory into defeat. Now get back to work President Obama, there's so much more to do.
Big Brother Is Here
I like this. Wait.... Aw man, I just performed several thought crimes.
Justin Timberlake: In Time Trailer
Time is money. In the future, time has become currency. Age freezes at twenty-five and the only way to maintain yourself is to acquire more "money". Like a modern day Logan's Run but without the mandatory death.
Mega Miner (Game Battle)
Mine for gems, metals, and minerals. Upgrade your miner. Don't overheat or run out of fuel. This is a perfectly appropriate way for you to kill the last couple of hours of your Friday at work - and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (Note: This game is vastly better than Tanner's stupid game. Posting games like that is one of the reasons that we fired him in the first place.)
Mets Fan Runs On The Field And Embarrasses The Security Guards
The New York Mets, where even their security guards are second best. That said they do lay a nice hit on him eventually. Unfortunately it's the only thing a Mets employee has hit all year. (I keed. I keed.)
Korra From Nickolodeon's Avatar Sequel Unveiled
Nice doggie. Nice giant, non-flying doggie. Guess this means Appa, the flying bison, doesn't have a lifespan of several hundred years? :(
The Walking Dead: Official Season Two Trailer
October, why are you so far away? This series shows the true genius behind the zombie genre: it's not really about the undead, but who people really are when you boil them down to survival instincts.
The Clone Wars: Season Four Trailer
This is getting a little epic for a kid's show. Bah, who are we kidding? This was never really meant for our kids; they were just the smoke screen.
Theme Parks: Kids Vs. Adults
What do you mean, a bag of candy is five dollars? It's a vending machine! Being an adult sucks.
Sexy Lady Chewbacca
Well there's a title I never thought I'd type. But I should've known better. Gender bending cosplay is pretty mainstream.
Liftrauser [Game Battle]
I don't know if any of you noticed, but I work at BuzzFeed again, and with my return comes the return of everyone's favorite Friday front-page feature – GAME BATTLE! Welcome me back by helping me trounce Jack this week.
Big Cats With Big Cucumbers
That's not a euphemism. What better way to beat the summer heat than with a giant, cool cucumber?
Asian Boys Shake It To "Hey Ya"
Someone get them an agent. I promise you won't see a cuter dancing twin video today.
