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July 16, 2011

Planking Gone Wrong

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Behind The Scenes: Jay-Z & Kanye West Create A "Watch The Throne" Masterpiece (PHOTOS)

These other rappers better "Watch The Throne," because Jay-Z and Kanye West are here to take the title of the two kings of hip-hop.Fans first got a glimpse of behind the scenes photos of "Watch The Throne," thanks to Jay-Z's new site LifeandTimes.co…

Batman Fan Builds "The World's Only Turbine-Powered Batmobile"

Casey Putsch of Putsch Racing wanted to build a Batmobile modeled after the one in Tim Burton’s 1989 film, but he didn’t want the typical replica with a General Motors 350 salvaged from a junkyard.  To give his build the power befitting its appea…

Bette Midler Calls Lady Gaga Out For Copying Her

POTENTIAL DIVA FEUD ALERT. Bette Midler is pissed at Lady Gaga for copying her mermaid in a wheelchair act and called her out on Twitter for it. I can't wait for Gaga's comeback (and her fans to EAT BETTE UP). This is going to be good.

The Akira Movie Is About Secret Dwarf Hookers Now

I haven’t done much reporting on the planned adaptation of Akira before now, for two important reasons. One, I know jack sh*t about anime. In fact, I’m worried someone’s going to yell at me for even calling it anime. That’s accurate, right? Does it …

20 Unbelievable Video Game Stories

Link #1 and Link #2   Tags: gaming, Odd News, stories, video games, World of Warcraft, WoW Neat stuff from the NeatoShop: Cougar Chick …

Rupert Murdoch Apologizes

Rupert Murdoch took out full page ads in all of Britain's major newspapers today to apologize for the phone hacking scandal which is threatening to bring down his media empire. Initial reaction falls squarely under "too little, too late."

Kris Jenner Gets "Amazing" Facelift For Kim Kardashian's Wedding

Kris Jenner is going all out in preparation for daughter Kim Kardashian's upcoming wedding to Kris Humphries. The reality star mom even got a facelift to make sure she looks her best before the big day!

Jennifer Lopez: The 14 Sexiest Single PHOTOS!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have announced their divorce. STORY:  Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Divorce! In a joint statement, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony said:"We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We ha…

Elin Nordegren's New Boyfriend Is Your Average American Guy

Tiger Woods is a jerk. He cheated on his beautiful wife, the mother of his two children, with upwards of 60,000 borderline-transvestite pornstars and strippers before exploding into a multimedia tornado of sorrowful remorse and terrible golf. He s…

Nightmare Ant Planks: Or Why I'll Never Sleep Well Again

Nightmare Ant (who is technically known as Mad Ant but everyone knows that he's really Nightmare Ant) is the mascot for the Fort Wayne Mad Ants of the D-League. He recently joined in the planking craze. Which means that planking officially is a thing. It may have come and gone in Internet land, but nothing actually happens in the real world until Nightmare Ant says that it can.

Alicia Keys Walks It Out In NYC With Her Stepson And Baby Egypt! (PHOTOS)

Alicia Keys was spotted in the Big Apple yesterday with her step-son Kareem and her newborn baby, Egypt.Kareem is from her husband Swizz Beatz's first marriage to singer Mashonda. Alicia Keys And Swizz Beatz Premiere Baby Egypt!

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares Casting For Restaurants

Shouty British chef Gordon Ramsay's is looking to save more struggling restaurants across the country. The producers of Kitchen Nightmares sent in a casting call for struggling restaurants in the Los Angeles, Atlanta, Philadelphia, and Baltimore/D.C…

What Really Happened To Stonehenge

The mysteries of Stonehenge is explained at last! Via Nerd Approved

Akira Just Won't Die

A few days ago we declared the bastardized Akira remake to be thankfully dead.  It turns out our pronouncement was a bit premature (that’s never happened before, baby. I swear).   To recap, the Hughes Brothers were originally attached to adapt boo…

Carmageddon Is Upon Us: Repent Now Traffic-doers!

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Deactivating A Cat May Be Wizardry (And Links)

VIDEO BELOW: How to deactivate a cat |via Arbroath|

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Making Wedding Plans?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have always prided themselves on their untraditional family -- but if the rumor mill is correct, they're about to do something very traditional. Us Weekly reports that Jolie, 36, and Pitt, 47, are planning to get married…

14 Natural Ways To Stop Smoking

If quitting smoking were a breeze, then 44 to 46 million of us wouldn’t still be lighting up. The truth is that stopping is tough. And while there are lots of tools in the medical arsenal -- from popping pills to snapping your way through packs of n…

Kelly Brook Is Back! And In A Bikini!

Kelly Brook (who you might remember suffered a miscarriage just 2 months ago) looked absolutely fantastic earlier today when she went swimming in Ischia, Italy, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that a piece of food fell out of my mouth wh…

Christopher Walken Reads "The Three Little Pigs"

Link via Roger Ebert   Tags: 90s, christopher walken, Three Little Pigs Neat stuff from the NeatoShop: Radioactivity: It's as Easy as Alpha, Beta,…

What Does English Sound Like To Foreign Ears?

When hearing a language that you are not familiar with it can sound like a bunch of random sounds as we have seen before with this great example a funky, 1970’s rock song done by an Italian comedian; the lyrics almost sound like real words but aren’…

Want Lauren Conrad’s Colorful Hair Without The Commitment? Try These!

Lauren Conrad shook up the hair-o-sphere mightily this past week by going and getting the coolest dye job ever. As some of you were quick to point out, it’s a hard look to achieve if you’re not blonde. You’d have to strip your natural color and then…

Snooki Dip Dyes Her Hair A La Lauren Conrad

So Snooki was spotted on the Jersey Shore sporting a new ‘do: dip-dyed ends a la Lauren Conrad, in platinum and pink. Now, our first snobby reaction is to officially claim that this trend is over, because who wants to look like Snooki? The problem…

Project Runway Contestant Is A Former Beauty Queen With A Sex Tape

Eagle-eyed Gawker scribe Maureen O’Connor noticed that one of the contestants on the upcoming season of Project Runway is Anya Ayoung-Chee, an ex-beauty queen with a scandalous past. In 2008, Ayoung-Chee was Miss Trinidad and Tobago and participate…

Ramon From Bang Bus Arrested With Goats, Farm Animals In His Van

Police were called to the scene at 37th Avenue and 7th in Miami Monday, after witnesses said they heard the sound of a child crying coming from inside a van parked there (the sound you expect to hear coming from a parked van, basically). Instead, in…

A Q&A With Benni Cinkle, "That Girl In Pink"

If you're Bennett "Benni" Cinkle, a.k.a. that girl in pink dancing awkwardly in Rebecca Black's "Friday" video, what you do is dry up the snark almost instantly by making a humble video introducing yourself, taking a modest, utterly unflappable appr…

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