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July 20, 2011

"Jennifer, Do You Want To Kill Yourself?"

80 degrees and sunny. I had not noticed either fact that day. At the moment I was shivering, yet covered in sweat as I sat naked under a paper gown getting poked and prodded by yet another doctor. I had just spent the last hour in the doctor's offic…

Why Comic Con Fanboy Favorites Become Box Office Bombs

(CBS/What's Trending) - This week the comic book fan's version of the Super Bowl, San Diego Comic Con, kicks off. Movie studios pump millions of dollars into Comic Con each year, hoping to build hype for their super film projects. However, stats sho…

Linda Hamilton Offers To Go To Marine Corps. Ball Instead Of Betty White

Linda Hamilton changes the game by being a celebrity asking a soldier to the Marine Corps. Ball Read more by Devin Brown on CBS News' What's Trending.

OS X Lion Roars Its Way Online - What's Trending

Apple announced their newest operating system OS X Lion today Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

Worst Blacksmith...Ever

Gendry would never tolerate this sub-par level of craftsmanship. Even in blacksmithing school someone has to be bottom of the class.

Worst. Blacksmith. Ever.

Gendry would never tolerate this sub-par level of craftsmanship. Even in blacksmithing school? someone has to be bottom of the class.

Kim Kardashian Suing Old Navy For Using Look-Alike Model

No, seriously. Because it violates Kim Kardashian's "intellectual property." The only scenario imaginable where the words "Kardashian" and "intellectual" will ever be used in the same sentence. So are the Black Eyed Peas also going to sue?

Britney Spears Sued For Sexual Harassment, Being Disgusting

The former bodyguard of Britney Spears, Fernando Flores, has long alleged sexual harassment against Spears. But new court documents have added a disgusting level of specificity to the whole sordid affair, making it even sordider (it's a word now). Flores claims that Spears would frequently make unwanted sexual advances, but her personal hygiene was so atrocious that he suffered psychological damage from the stinky come ons. Excessive farting and nose-picking are among her alleged crimes against sanitation. Also, she was (allegedly) so bombed on drugs that she insisted on being called Jennifer and Queen Bee. All charges are denied by the Spears camp. From Radar Online, here are the pertinent passages from the court filings.

The Official Matthew Lewis Aging Timeline

This is the tale of how Matthew Lewis transformed from a bumbling little Neville to a hotty, kick-butt hero. Seriously, watch the final Deathly Hallows movie and you'll see what I mean.

Larry Summers Calls The Winklevoss Twins Assholes

Anytime someone wants to make fun of the Winklevoss twins, I am there. Anytime that person confirms that he bitch slapped said twins years ago... I am pumped.

Vintage Captain America Posters

Artists Olly Moss, Tyler Stout, and Eric Tan created these awesome 1940s propaganda posters for Captain America: The First Avenger. Prints of the posters will be available for purchase from Mondo, who partnered with the Alamo Drafthouse to commission the works.

Reasons To Love Ireland

In response to Reasons to Love France, here's why Ireland's so great. I haven't been there, but it looks legit.

Heat Wave Source Discovered

I knew it! You know, not everyone enjoys temperatures over one-hundred and one Mister.

23 Refreshing Childhood Drinks

So. Thirsty. My kids will never know what a Hi-C Ecto Cooler tastes like. Now I'm sad...

The 50 Best 'Dear Blank, Please Blank' Entries

If you've been too lazy to browse the seemingly endless pages of Dear Blank, Please Blank, then here's the posts you should definitely know about. Post which ones you think are best in the comments.

Apple's Stellar Quarter; Google's iPhone App

The company reported adjusted earnings of $7.79 per share, up from $3.51 per share last year. Revenue increased to $28.6 billion from $15.7 billion a year ago. Analysts had expected earnings of $5.80 per share on sales of $24.9 billion. In other…

Demi Lovato & Ryan Phillippe Dating?

Are Demi Lovato and Ryan Phillipe hooking up? Despite an 18-year age difference, the Disney starlet and 'Lincoln Lawyer' actor were reportedly "hot and heavy for a while."

Woman Buys Non-Existent Art For $10,000

This can't be real. This just CANNOT be real. People cannot be this idiotic, ignorant, and so engulfed in a world of pseudo-arts to consider a blank art. It's just like that guy who supposedly wrote a book, but all the pages were blank. I don't ca…

Comic Con Preview: Stan Lee On How SDCC Has Evolved

Stan Lee sits down with What's Trending to talk about all things Comic Con Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

Emma Watson Meets Her Gay Porn Counterpart.

According to tumblrblogger Justin Taylor, who first posted the photo, this is Emma Watson with gay porn actor Cameron Adams, who played a version of her Harry Potter character in one of his sodomy films. (No offense to gays, I just enjoy the term “s…

The Best 'My Chemical Romance' Tattoo You'll Ever See

Did I say best? I meant 'why would someone ever do that to their body?'

Dog Jumps Out Of A Moving Car On The Highway, Is Totally Fine

Now the question is: "Why did he jump?" Was the van trying to kidnap him and our dog was escaping? Is he a stunt dog who likes to show off? Was the driver playing Rebecca Black's "My Moment" on repeat? We may never know.

How Michael Bay Parks His Car

Okay so this may not actually be the famed "film" "director", but whoever it is clearly believes in the book of Bay. Commandments 1-10: Thou shall kick ass.

LEARN TO FLIRT!

Learn how to flirt from some lady who looks like a Duggard.

10 Douchiest Colleges In America

So GQ just released their list of the nation's douchiest colleges. They did okay, but we've put together our own list. It's like theirs, but you know, right.

Ruins Of Submerged Village In Argentina

Haunting. Disturbing. Beautiful. Villa Epecuen, Argentina was founded in the 1920s as a tourist town. It remained a vibrant, if small community of around 5,000 until 1985 when the dam holding back the salty waters of Lake Epecuen burst. Over the next eight years, the town slowly sank beneath the waves. Only now have the waters begun to recede, revealing the stark destructive force of Nature.

Warren Buffett's Top 10 Dividend Stocks

It should come as no surprise that the most popular of these portfolios is that of renowned investor Warren Buffett, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway (BRK.B) and one of the richest people in the world. Today we're taking a closer look at Buffett's 10 h…

Corgi Puppy Loves Peanut Butter

You may not have asked for it, but you certainly wanted it. Here's more than two minutes of adorable corgi-on-peanut-butter action. 'Pudge,' a four-and-a-half month old corgi cannot get enough of the stuff.

"Five Senses" Fan Trailer

Jaron knocks it out of the park again. One of the most anticipated comic reveals for SDCC is "Five Senses" by Viper Comics. I defy Hollywood to create a better trailer to feed the hype machine.

RIP White MacBooks

As of today, you can no longer buy a white MacBook from the Apple store. This is the first time in over 10 years Apple hasn't sold a white-cased laptop. ~Miss you already~

Who Cares What's Playing?

In one of the hottest American summers on record, it's important to keep your priorities straight. At least, depending on where you live.

I Think We Need To Remember What The Word "Urgency" Means

I just hope that engineer has a siren, because we really can't afford to wait for red lights.

Vacation Relaxation?

This chart from Jorge Cham of PhD Comics is more relevant than ever. However, I’ve heard that it only applies to Americans. Link -via Chart Porn   Tags: chart, stress, timeline, vacation …

Mortal Kombat: Legacy Sneak Peek

FINISH HIM. Machinima has managed to shame all Hollywood challengers by producing the best Mortal Kombat series of all time. The final chapter will be released at Comic-Con on Sunday the 24th and available simultaneously on their YouTube channel.

Man Buys $330,000 Home For $16, Becomes Least Popular Person In The Neighborhood

This goes to show that US law is bizarre and complicated. It also goes to show that haters gonna hate.

Interactive Car Window Concept

When I was kid, you watched the scenery pass by on long car trips. AND YOU WERE GRATEFUL. Toyota is touting this new concept and if we're being honest, my inner child super jealous.

Comic-Con 2011

The game is afoot! Starting at 6pm PST tonight, the world's largest cross-section of geeks and nerds will descend upon San Diego. The next four days will be a whirlwind of squees and Slave Leia. Follow the coverage HERE and if you were lucky enough to snag a pass, remember to upload your experience to the feed. I'll be keeping a sharp eye out for fellow SDCC fans.

48-Year Old Michael Jordan Can Still Slam Dunk

Here are a few facts to make you feel extremely old, pending you not being one of those 14-year olds who has had the Internet their entire life and can’t remember what they did five minutes ago...

Wendi Deng, Rupert Murdoch's Pie-Blocking Tiger Wife

Following her fierce counter-attack to the shaving foam heard round the world, Wendi Deng has stepped out from behind husband Rupert Murdoch to become an international celebrity in her own right. Deng is 37 years Murdoch's junior and a former employee of the embattled mogul. Thanks to her pie-slapping skills, Deng has become a national hero in her native China, affectionately referred to as Tiger Woman. Here are a bunch of photos of Ms. Deng-Murdoch, plus video of her discussing Tiger Mother techniques with Charlie Rose.

Evolution Of Warner Bros. Logo In Harry Potter

Darker...darker. Nope, still not dark enough. As Hollywood well knows, dark=adult.

Wall Cat Is Watching You

When a Redditor's cat discovered a way through a wallpaper-covered chimney duct in his new apartment, little did this cat know he was about to become a meme. Now you can find Wall Cat all over the place, and you can add him in wherever you please, too.

20 Celebrity Firsts On The Big Screen

Your favorite celebrities had to start somewhere. And it may surprise you! Take look at where it all began for some of your favorite A-listers.

Reasons To Clean Your Dorm Room Before Moving Out: Awkward Boob Job Pact

I'm not sure this contract would hold up in court.

First Image From Wet Dream On Elm Street

I just got the first teaser image from Evolution Distribution and Tom Byron Pictures‘s upcoming title, Wet Dream on Elm Street, from director Lee Roy Meyers. I love that they finally broke from the “This Ain’t ___ XXX” title convention, because come…

Meet Biscuit, The Rock Climbing Dog

AKA the most badass dog EVER.

David Cameron Defends Himself In Phone Hacking Scandal

The British Prime Minister took to the floor of Parliament to defend himself against allegations that--at the very least--he showed poor judgement in hiring Andy Coulson, the former News of the World editor who was arrested in the phone hacking scandal, and--at the very worst--his staff attempted to stop an inquiry into the phone hacking scandal as a political favor to Rupert Murdoch. Cue the delightfully outraged harumphs! British Parliament is like a very polite Thunderdome.

25 Amazing Impressions In One Video

Jim Meskimen does everyone from Morgan Freeman to Droopy Dog to George Clooney and so many more. My only criticism is the name of his show... Jimpressions? Really? You can do better than that.

Meagan Good: Is Hollywood Racist Or Just Plain Stupid? (PHOTOS)

Meagan Good is one of the finest women in all of Tinseltown.We watched her perform brilliantly as Kara in the cult classic Brick as she dances with the camera, reciting her lines as naturally as can be.We remember her from Eve's Bayou where her tale…

Chris Kluwe Is The Voice Of Reason

Heading into the weekend, there was a good feeling in the sports world that the NFL Lockout was so close to lifting and that we wouldn’t have anything to worry about. Expectations were so high that the World Wide Leader was reporting that teams coul…

This Cop Is Doing It Right

'Jeremy' was questioned by a policeman, Officer Matt Lyons, for openly carrying a weapon. He handles the situation like a champion, casually referring to how he's gonna have to 'look good' for YouTube. Too bad this kind of respect (on both sides) is so rare these days.

The Zombie Decapitation Slingshot

The latest insane contraption from The Slingshot Channel combines the power of a guillotine with the portability and ease of use of a slingshot. Laugh now, we'll see who's still alive after the zombie apocalypse.

Donnie Williams Is Better At Riding A Motorcycle Than I Am At Anything

This is not the cop I'd want after me in a high speed chase. I don't know what I did to inspire said chase, but whatever it was there's no way I could get away from this type of skill.

Jimmy Fallon And Justin Timberlake Give Us "The History Of Rap, Part Two"

Jimmy and Justin pull a Deathly Hallows and give us a "part two" to their masterpiece, "The History of Rap." It's just as awesome, and shows once again that The Roots are about as good as a band gets.

Awesome Flash Mob: Beyoncé's "End Of Time" In A Target

I can't tell you the number of times I've been in a Target and wished-nay... Prayed that everyone would join me when I broke out into a choreographed Beyoncé number. As it stands, I'm usually just asked to leave.

Bald Eagle Lands On Grave At US Military Cemetery

I hope it was not the smell of rotting flesh that attacted it to that cemetery... because Bald eagles usually scavenge dead carcasses.

The Gay Archie Character Is Getting Married

Readers will also get a glimpse into Kevin’s adulthood thanks to a continuing married life story line in Life With Archie, which shows that famous redhead’s life on two paths: one in which he married Betty, the other in which he married Veronica. In…

Study Shows Girls Have Weaker Spatial Thinking As Compared To Boys //

Do girls have weaker spatial thinking as compared to boys? The Pennsylvania State University states that 90 percent of engineers in the United States are male.

Coco And Her Bubble Butt Got Ran Off The Beach In Her String Bikini! (PHOTOS)

Coco showed off her amazing body in a string bikini, but it looks like the Ice Loves Coco star also had the paparazzi going crazy!Coco was trying to get some time in the sun with her mom, but the constant snapping of the paparazzi ended up cutting t…

TwitPic Theater: The Sexiest TwitPics From The Past Year

Twitpic Theater is a look into the sexiest twitter feeds in existence. These are the hottest pictures from the past year of Twitpic Theaters.

These Cats Ain't Care (And Links)

How to Sell Captain America to Non-Americans |Pajiba|

Bette Midler: Lady Gaga's Wheelchair Mermaid Was MY Idea First

Bette Midler and Lady Gaga are in a diva-off over the concept of a wheelchair mermaid Read more by Devin Brown on CBS News' What's Trending.

New Doctor Who Trailer

Amy Pond wields a samurai sword. Is it September yet?

Members Of Congress Who Have Totally Metal Names, In Order

Related: Members of Congress Whom I Would Have Preferred to Have Tweeted Photos of the Nouns in their Last Names

College Football Pre-Season Top 25: Ranking The Hottest Campuses

To make time go by quicker leading up to kickoff 2011, checking out college football's hottest campuses is a solid alternative. Now, you must be warned, because the following ranking may cause your jaw to drop, and/or melt off your face...

Street Style: Sharon Stone Is Going To See Harry Potter

Name: Sharon Stone and son Roan Occupation:Actress Are you a big Beatles fan? (Referring to the image of Yoko Ono and John Lennon on her T-shirt) BIG Beatles fan! What’s your favorite Beatles song? Oh, I don’t know, that’s a hard one. OK, if you cou…

Kate Middleton Makes Some Of The Same Makeup Mistakes As Britney Spears And Has ‘Kitten Lips’

Everyone generally falls all over themselves lauding Kate Middleton’s style. And admittedly, she always looks polished, respectable, and exudes a sense of propriety, which is what’s expected of her as a royal. There’s also been a lot of fuss about h…

Harry Potter And The Deathly Epilogue

The last Harry Potter movie is a pretty beautiful thing, just in terms of flickering pictures on the cave wall and tableaux. It's very good! As a non-Harry Potter book-reader, it wasn't even that confusing, despite its having to wrap up 10,000 plots…

Murdoch Hearing Suspended Due To Attack

Cameras cut off immediately at the Murdoch hearing as people in the room yelled—from what we could see, it looks like someone charged Rupert Murdoch from the audience. More as everyone figures out what the heck just happened. According to Josh Robin…

Harry Potter Beats Dark Knight For Biggest Opening Weekend Ever

I try not to post too many reminders about what a genius I am, because I figure that’s old news for most of my readers. But sometimes it’s unavoidable. Times like when I choose Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 for our fantasy summer box o…

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