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July 28, 2011

Kim Kardashian's Wedding Date Confirmed!

Kim Kardashian's wedding date is August 20, her wedding invitation reveals.

Amateur Code Breaker Claims To Have Solved Zodiac Murders

After 41 years, someone has finally solved the case of the Zodiac killer, and as usual, it was a stubbly fat guy. Okay, he may not have really solved the case, but Corey Starliper thinks he cracked the previously-undeciphered code from a letter the …

Scientific Proof That Rose Art Crayons Suck

Crayola is far superior. If your parents never bought you at least the 64 count Crayola box with built-in sharpener, they didn't love you.

Oprah's Unbelievably Basic New Office

What is that desk?! This has to be a joke.

"Cowboys & Aliens" Harrison Ford Still Has Beef With Chewbacca

The latest viral buzz from

Read Marc Maron's Amazing, Inspiring "Just For Laughs" Keynote Address

I know, I know. tl;dr. But you are only hurting yourself on this one. You should read it. It's powerful, honest, and funny. Just like Maron. Now, more than ever, I wish I was up in Montreal for the festival. Language is a little NSFW.



Henry VIII Was A Hipster

My religion? I created it myself. You've probably never heard of it...yet. Until I take the battlefield wearing this ridiculous dashing helmet.

Alien Xenomorph Motorcycle Is Terrifying

I'm not usually intimidated by motorcycles, but when I am, they look like this. Composed of spare car and bike parts, Roongrojna Sangwongprisarn built this unsettlingly cool vehicle from the ground up. Its mouth is a little Predator-esque, but regardless, this is a fine specimen of a machine.

20 Light And Fresh Main-Dish Summer Salad Recipes

Main dish salad recipes for summer dinners

The Reverse Map Of The World: What If All The Water Was Land (And Vice Versa)

This is what maps of the world would look like if Buster Bluth's extreme theories had been accepted by his contemporaries. I would totally love to walk across the Panama Bridge. (Source)

20 Stunning Tropical Flowers From Around The World

Flowers are among nature's most amazing gifts. And tropical flowers have a particular flair. Take a look of these exquisite these wondrous creations with their rainbow of colors!

Amazingly Intricate Coin Art

And people say pennies are useless. Artist Stacey Lee Webber takes ordinary coins and turns them into extraordinary sculptures.

Egg In The Nest

Best. Breakfast. EVER. Scratch that. THIS IS THE BEST IDEA OF ALL TIME. It's a life changer.

Goal Of The Year

People always say "He makes it look easy" when people do stuff like this. But this looks really, just incredibly hard. That's 19-year-old Brazilian superstar Neymar, by the way. He seems like he's pretty good at soccer.

Amy Winehouse Died From Alcohol Withdrawal?

Did Amy Winehouse die from alcohol withdrawal? Dismissing reports of a 72-hour bender, Amy's family believes it was quitting booze cold turkey that killed the singer.

"Battleship" And Other Worst Movie Ideas Ever

Believe it or not, "Battleship" wasn't the worst movie idea to hit theaters Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

How 'Try A Little Tenderness' Got Its Soul (And Lost It)

That's Jay-Z, breaking in to admire the long, pitched-down passage from "Try A Little Tenderness" that opens "Otis," the second official leak from Jay and Yeezy's Watch The Throne. The track on "Otis" alternates between interpolation and staccato bu…

The 15 Best Ron Swanson GIFs

When I saw Todd's awesome Ron Swanson Gifts Post, I had originally thought it said "Ron Swanson GIFs." It turned out it was something even more fantastic, but then I was sad that there wasn't a post of Swanson GIFS. I am no longer sad.

7 Snacks That Are Secretly Trolling You

Wait. Wasn't this delicious twenty minutes ago? Time marches inexorably forward. But when tasty treats go bad before you even finish ingesting them? That's going too far Mother Nature.

Police Beat A Mentally Ill Homeless Man To Death

Tragic story out of Fullerton, California. After being suspected of breaking into cars at a bus depot, 37-year-old schizophrenic Kelly Thomas was repeatedly beaten and tased by a group of five or six police officers. Thomas fell into a coma and died a week later. A very graphic photo of the extent of his injuries can be seen here. Thomas' death has sparked protests and vigils in Fullerton. Police maintain Thomas resisted arrest. Inquiries into the incident are ongoing. This video of the beating was taken at a distance, but you can hear Thomas screaming as he's being tased and crying out for his father.

Ridiculous Tips For A Miserable Sex Life: August 2011

Each month like clockwork, men's and women's magazines hit the newsstands, bursting with terrible sex and dating advice. And each month, we pick out the worst tips and mock them for your edification.


This is going to be a real, actual TV show. Not a joke. And I can't wait.

The Laziest Cosplayers Of Comic-con 2011

You all get an A for effort. Except you, #5. You get a C.

Woman Gets Divorced, Tattoos Entire Body

Most people celebrate a divorce by going out on the town with some good friends, but not Jacqui Moore. She decided to get a tattoo, and it didn't stop there. After falling in love with a tattoo artist, she decides to have him tattoo every inch of her body. Wow, hope this romance is permanent!

Shark Buses Will Eat You

All I can think of is Landshark. "Plumber." "Telegram." "Candygram." "I'm only a dolphin, ma'am."

Hobbit Names Of The Tea Party

John McCain recently compared the Tea Party to a bunch of Hobbits. What if they were actually Hobbits? Using an ancient Hobbit name generator, here are the furry-footed names of some Tea Party notables.

More Photos From The Hunger Games Released

The photos keep coming. I suppose that means they are actually making this movie. Look at the characters in actual locations!

Turtle Boners Are Terrifying

Now you know what a turtle penis looks like.

Happy 40th Birthday Stephen Lynch: His 10 Best Songs

Singing comedian Stephen Lynch turns 40 today. To celebrate we've put together a list of our favorite Lynch songs. Fair warning, some of his lyrics are a little NSFW.

Oslo Explosion From A Restaurant

Footage has surfaced of the Oslo bombing from the viewpoint of a restaurant. The patrons of Beirut Kebab are surprisingly low-key about the situation.

Ice Cream Frozen Treats Milkshakes Frozen Desserts

Decadent ice cream sundaes, icy granitas, rich milkshakes, fruity sorbets -- as summer heats up, we've got plenty of frozen desserts to cool you off (25 Photos)

WTF: Scientists Have Created A Glow In The Dark Dog?

For some reason South Korean scientists have created a glow in the dark dog. They claim that it's a great step in fighting Alzheimer's and other diseases, as the gene that is used to make the dog glow can be replaced with other genes. And that may be. But this seems like the gateway experiment to becoming a bond villain. One minute your dog glows, the next, an army of super powered sharks with lasers for teeth.

Better Business Bureau's Website Full Of Meme Faces

The BBB knows its Internet. And it's using its knowledge to empower you against scams.

20 New Faces Of Meth

Yes! The Multnomah County Sheriff in Oregon has released some new faces of meth. Enjoy.

Netflix Relief Fund

For as little as $6 a month, you can help keep a poor, upper middle class American from having to use Red Box. The worst tragedy to strike white people since Happy Meals started giving apple slices as an option. On a serious note, DONATE HERE to help feed children affected by the severe drought in Africa.

Harrison Ford And Chewbacca Are Feuding

I hate when Mom and Dad fight. But I hate when Han and Chewie fight more.

Buy This South Dakota Town For $800,000

Looking for some new real estate? Instead of buying the Entourage house for $4.2 million, why not just buy an entire town for a cool $800k? You'll only have ten neighbors, plus a dance hall, two jails, a saloon, a train depot, two general stores, and some more empty buildings!

The 7 Weirdest Robberies

It was reported yesterday that a man robbed a Denver cupcake store with a syringe of HIV+ blood. It turns out that's only one of many bizarre robberies to happen in our wonderful world.

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper Is A Cat Person

Apparently there's nothing of real importance going on in Canada right now, except for Prime Minister Stephen Harper's cat, Stanley. A couple of days ago Harper uploaded a few photos of his new kitten to his Google+ account, and now there's a lively debate taking place over what type of cat Stanley is. Oh, Canada.

How To Be A Table

Is this a thing? I need to try this NOW.

The Electric Daisy Riot

At yesterday's premiere of a documentary about the Electric Daisy Carnival, an electronic and dance music fest, a riot broke out as thousands of people showed up for the accompanying block party in Los Angeles. Police shut down a large swath of Hollywood Boulevard, a squad car was burned and beanbag guns were used on the unruly mob. The streets ran neon red with cracked glow sticks. Oh, and there was planking.

Forever Alone Meme In Real Life

And I'll never sleep again. So there's that.

Adorable Dog Sings Jazz With Owner

Nothing like a jam session with your puppy. This dog is a real hep cat. Heh. See what I did there?

This Commercial Will Make You Cry

So a Thailand-based life insurance agency made a commercial that is just about as tearjerking as a commercial can get. I haven't cried this hard since those Coca-Cola polar bear commercials. Granted, I'm terrified of polar bears so that was probably for different reasons. (Make sure you hit the "cc" button if the subtitles don't show up.)

Madeleine McCann 'Spotted In North Indian Market' By Tourist

The Chandigarh Tribune said that a British woman had seen a youngster bearing a remarkable likeness to Madeleine who disappeared four years ago. She would now be eight years old.

How A ‪Humpback Whale Says Thank You

This is an amazing and inspiring story.

A Handy Map Of Hell

No matter where you go, it’s hell. All this needs is a “You are Here” marker! Or maybe not. This image of hell is brought to you by Jeff Wysaski of Pleated Jeans. Link

50 Sexiest Ladies Rocking Racing Gear

So, we needed to go out and find the best and hottest racing girls, wearing their gear to show that even racing has realized sex sells.

Are Karlie Kloss And Joe Jonas For Reals Dating?

Kevin Jonas, the Jonas Brothers’ sole married member, and his wife Danielle attended last night’s DKNY Sunglass Soiree. So we decided to take advantage of the Jonas representation at the party to suss out those Joe Jonas/Karlie Kloss rumors. Are the…

UK Plans For Human – Animal Genetic Hybrids

In the creation of the report from the British Academy of Medical Sciences, they interviewed more than a thousand UK citizens in multi-day discussions on the nature of transgenic science. Overall, attitudes towards ACHM were positive when portrayed …

Hapless Blonde Crashes £250k Bentley Into FOUR Other Supercars

Disaster struck as the hapless blonde negotiated the traffic around the Place du Casino in her £250,000 Bentley Azure.

10 Engaged Celebs And The Wedding Dresses We’d Most Like To See Them In

The Kates were only the beginning. Remember when everyone in Hollywood was pregnant? Now, they all seem to be engaged. The most recent starlet to get a ring put on it is the always-stylish Carey Mulligan, whose engagement to Mumford & Sons’ Marcus …

America's Dirty Secret: The "Promotion" Of Segregation

Back when I was in grade school, as part of an integration program I was bussed out my neighborhood of Hollis, Queens to a predominately white school in another part of the borough. Being around kids who looked, spoke and dressed differently than me…

Who'd Be A Dustman In Cairo? Revolting Pictures Of Piled-up Rubbish Give Egyptian Capital Label Of Garbage City

Manshiyat naser, or 'Garbage City', as it is known by locals, is a slum on the outskirts of Cairo, just a short drive away from luxury five star resorts.

Poor Little Guys: The Seattle Mariners’ Losing Streak As Told By Sad Dogs

On July 5, in the 10th inning of a 2-2 game against the Oakland Athletics, Franklin Gutierrez and Brendan Ryan scored to give the Seattle Mariners a 4-

When We Pretend We’re Dead: Eight Actors On Their Death Scenes

Down the rabbit hole of online message boards, few topics are ranked and debated with the same intensity as the Greatest Onscreen Deaths (e.g., "Best Film Deaths," "50 Best Movie Deaths,” "Greatest Movie Deaths of All Time," and that’s before we eve…

Dolly Parton: "Loony" Fan Left A Baby On My Doorstep

When you're a beloved country music star like Dolly Parton, you're bound to get your share of obsessed fans over the years. And, in a recent interview with Chicago's Windy City Times, the 65-year-old country crooner reveals just how obsessed her fol…

Makeup Ads Banned In UK For Misleading Content

Do you think that's what Julia Roberts' face actually looks like? Well, you're not alone. The United Kingdom's Advertising Standards Authority recently banned a L'Oreal makeup ad (above) claiming it contained content that was 'misleading' and potent…

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 2 Trailer

Well, they're back. And they're all still mad at each other. That's the impression you get from watching the season 2 trailer of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (premiering Monday, Sept. 5 at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo). Seriously, even the dogs appear…

Anonymous, Lulzsec Spokesperson Arrested

A 19-year-old British suspect known as "Topiary" online is said to be one of the main spokespeople for the Lulzsec hacking collective Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

New Year's Eve Trailer Stars A Who's Who Of Bland, White Jagoffs

New Year’s Eve is New Line/Warner Bros’ latest attempt to capitalize on the throw-10-trite-premises-at-the-wall-and-call-it-a-day formula of Valentine’s Day, which itself was basically Love Actually with more vignettes and famouser actors. Directed …

Amy Winehouse Autopsy Results Revealed (PHOTO)

Amy Winehouse autopsy results did not establish cause of death; more test results are awaited according to the Associated Press. An autopsy was completed at St. Pancras Mortuary Monday afternoon, two days after the singer died in her London apartmen…

How To Get More Comments

Then you correct the misspelling, and people still click through to see why there are so many comments.

Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans

Attention Harry Potter fans!  Are you looking for a great after movie treat?  You need Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans from the NeatoShop.  The complete mix (may not be present in all boxes) includes:

Amy Winehouse Found Dead At Her London Flat After 'Drug Overdose'

The Back To Black singer was apparently found at the property in by emergency services at 3.54pm, according to sources, and her death is being treated as 'unexplained' by police.

Amy Winehouse's Albums Rise Astronomically After Singer's Death

Amy Winehouse's death reminds fans of why she became famous in the first place, her wonderful music. Read more by Devin Brown on CBS News' What's Trending.

The Old Spice Smell Of Fabio And Double Rainbow For President In 2012

(CBS/What's Trending) - In this week's Like/Dislike on the What's Trending Live show, Rhett and Link, from IFC's "Commercial Kings," weighed in on apps, bots, dinosaurs and Fabio. From Steven Spielberg's announcement of a fourth Jurassic Park movie …

Lizzie Olsen As Carrie? Blake Lively As Samantha? Could This Be The Cast Of The Sex And The City Prequel?

Over the past year, there have been several reports, many of them conflicting, that a Sex and the City prequel film may be in the works. The most fun guessing game has of course been the cast. Earlier this year, Blake Lively was rumored to be playin…

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