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July 23, 2011

Kris Jenner On Facelift: "I Needed A Little Freshening Up"

Earlier this summer, Kris Jenner let the Keeping Up with the Kardashians cameras follow her as she prepped to have a facelift in anticipation of daughter Kim Kardashian's wedding. Now, Jenner is showing off her updated look and has revealed what pro…

Nine Wisconsinites Who Are Screwing Up America

Wisconsin. You've heard of it. Maybe it was a fat joke. More likely it was a cheese joke. A drunk joke? Even more likely it was about drunk fat people eating cheese. Yes, Wisconsin Dells. You've certainly flown over it. Laugh all you want, Wisconsi…

"Gay Barbarians" Glitterbomb Marcus Bachmann's "Pray-The-Gay-Away" Clinic

Today a horde of gay barbarians descended upon Michele and Marcus Bachmann’s "pray away the gay" clinic in Minneapolis and demanded that Marcus come out and discipline them for their "deviant" behavior.

The 27 Club

Amy Winehouse is the latest to join the unfortunate ranks of the 27 Club, that group of musicians who all eerily died at the age of 27. Here are some of the notable members of the club you really don't want to belong to. Sadly, this is only a small sampling of the roster of the 27 Club.

In Bid For Control Of GOP, Tea Party Brings U.S. To Brink Of Economic Calamity //

Tea Party? There is only one tea party and it already happened in my state, in my city. So teh The Coch's the Armeys and anyone else who thinks they are the tea party I say this FUCK OFF!!!!!!! Strip these fools of their citizenships freeze all …

The 27 Club: 15 Other Musicians Who Died At Age 27

The 27 Club is one of the most famous (and creepy) things about rock music, with so many great talents having met their end at age 27. With the passing of Amy Winehouse, let's take a look at 15 others who died way, way too soon.

Amy Winehouse Is Dead (PHOTOS)

Skynews is reporting that Amy Winehouse has been found dead in her apartment in North London.  We are terribly sad about this situation. The London Ambulance Service was called to her flat just after 4pm but were unable to save her life."On arrival,…

Creepy Riker Loves The Ladies

Riker Meme, Creepy Riker

Biggest Dog In The World: Meet George The 7ft Long Great Dane... Who's Terrified Of Chihuahuas

The first time the Nasser family from Arizona saw George, he was a tiny, cowering ball of fuzzy fur... but thought it didn't really register, his paws were comically large even then.

Amy Winehouse Dead: Found Dead At Her London Flat

The Back To Black singer was apparently found at the property in by emergency services at 3.54pm, according to sources, and her death is being treated as 'unexplained' by police.

How Anders Behring Breivik Lured Teenagers To Their Deaths

The gunman, who has been identified as Anders Breivik, 32, killed at least 80 people at an island summer youth camp north west of Oslo on Utoeya island.

Amy Winehouse Is Dead

The BBC has confirmed that the 27-year-old pop star was found dead in her London apartment. Winehouse rose to international acclaim in 2006 with the breakout album "Back to Black," featuring her now tragic signature song "Rehab." "Back to Black" went multi-platinum and earned Winehouse five Grammys. She had long struggled with substance abuse and mental health issues. Winehouse cancelled her European comeback tour in June following a disastrous show in Belgrade in which the singer was obviously under the influence. The cause of death remains unknown. Winehouse now belongs to the infamous 27 Club.

Can "Captain America's" Shield Beat "Harry Potter's" Wand?

Paramount's "Captain America: The First Avenger" should command around $60 million to break the record-smashing spell that "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" cast on last weekend's box office. Fellow superheroes "Thor," "X-Men," "Green L…

Pictured: The Blond Norwegian, 32, Arrested Over 'Holiday Island Massacre' And Linked To Oslo Car Bomb Blasts

The 32-year-old Norwegian man arrested for gunning down children on a holiday island and detonating a car bomb in Oslo has been named locally as Anders Behring Breivik.

The Man Suspected Of Killing More Than 90 In Norway

Anders Behring Breivik has been identified as the man in police custody who is believed to be responsible for the bombing in Oslo that killed at least 7 and the shooting rampage at a youth camp on Utoya Island that has left at least 85 dead. Breivik is 32 and known to have right-leaning, nationalist, anti-Islamic views, although an actual motive remains unknown. Officials believe he acted alone.

Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress Cost More Than $400,000; See It Up Close Starting Today

Are you going to be in the UK this summer? Well, it might be worth making a special trip there. Buckingham Palace is throwing open its doors (for a mere £17.50 per person) until October 3 so that commoners can file by and gawk at Kate Middleton’s we…

Pit Bull Is The Baby Chicken Whisperer

You wanna play with your chicks? Cheep cheep cheep. D'awwww, baby chickens are so cute before they grow up into nuggets.

Comic KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN

William Shatner, you are the perfect man. Embracing the kitsch that made him a household name, Captain Kirk led all three thousand fans at his panel in a round of impotent rage.

The 411 On Anders Behring Breivik, The Guy Suspected Of Blowing Up Oslo And Killing Over 90 People? (PHOTOS)

In Oslo, two bombs rocked the capitol of Norway this afternoon killing at least 7 people and injuring dozens of others.  Soon after the bombs exploded, a man dressed in a policeman's outfit began shooting indiscriminately at a youth camp on an islan…

Chinese Villagers Mistake Malnourished Monkey For Alien

This ape made a monkey of Chinese villagers who feared it was a visitor from another world.

Rebecca Black's "My Moment" And Guido Jesus

"My Moment," Guido Jesus and Cyberbullying made-for-TV-movies ruled the meme world this week Read more by Brad Kim, Don Caldwell on CBS News' What's Trending.

Embryos Involving The Genes Of Animals Mixed With Humans Have Been Produced Secretively For The Past Three Years

Three labs in the UK – at King’s College London, Newcastle University and Warwick University – were granted licences to carry out the research after the Act came into force.

Dan Savage And Rick Santorum Spar Again

Dan Savage appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher this week and continued his brutal (yet deserved) assault on former Pennsylvania senator and 2012 presidential candidate Rick Santorum, attacking Santorum for signing the "Marriage Vow" cooked up by I…

Todd Barry On Chewing Noises And Bad Music At Restaurants

What about restaurants that play good music? Thai restaurants definitely don't fall into that category. Bafflingly bad music. It's almost seems like they've gotten together on this and decided, "Let's all play bad music." I don't eat tons of …

Thinner Wife, Happier Marriage?

This just in from the Department of Wrong On So Many Levels: People are more satisfied with their marriages when the lady spouse has a lower Body Mass Index (BMI) than the man spouse. This according to a new four-year study of 169 newlywed couple…

Al Futaysi Island: Hamad Carves 2-Miles-long Name In Sand Visible From SPACE

Super-rich Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan, 63, from Abu Dhabi scrawled the word 'HAMAD' in 1,000 metres high letters on the Al Futaisi island.

Hailee Steinfeld On Why She’s Not Too Young To Be The Face Of Miu Miu

LOS ANGELES–There were dozen of celebs at Tuesday night’s Miu Miu party to celebrate the brand’s new Noir line of sunglasses, but it was Hailee Steinfeld, the face of the brand and star of that fantastic Bruce Weber lensed-campaign, that sent flashb…

Roll ‘Em Up, Kids: They’re Rebooting The Vacation Franchise

New Line Cinema has hired writers John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein to reboot the classic Chevy Chase Vacation franchise, and if you’re about to shout at God and ask, “Why would they do this?”, don’t bother. You should have seen it coming.

Avengers Official Character Posters

Avengers! Assemble! You know, Green Hornet and Green Lantern got their own movies but not the Green Arrow Hawkeye? No justice.

Machu Picchu: Before And After Photos

In 1911, this famous Peruvian ruin was still lost to the jungle save for a few intrepid farmers. One hundred years later, it's become one of the top tourist destinations in the world.

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