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July 27, 2011

We Are All The Product Of Incest

So, that's an sexy alarming statistic. Do we have any geneticists in the audience that can confirm or deny this allegation?

Its A Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash

I don’t know what it is exactly, but holy shit do I love Jasmine Waltz. She’s only famous of course for dating David Arquette right after he separated from Courteney Cox, but I don’t care. I’m all in. Her sex tape is maybe the hottest celebrity t…

The 25 Best Film Schools Rankings

From the American Film Institute to France's La Femis, see which institutions made The Hollywood Reporter's inaugural list.

The 16 Funniest Examples Of The College Freshman Meme From Memes!

A new meme has arisen. And he's as naive as you'd expect. So put up your Bob Marley posters, learn the chords to "Free-Falling" and let's all enjoy the College Freshman Meme. (Most of these come from Urlesque, Buzzfeed, and Quickmeme, though we've s…

NASCAR Prayer

Pastor Joe Nelms offered this prayer before the Nascar Nationwide series race in Nashville last Saturday. Boogity boogity! -Thanks, Bill!

The Dugout By Charles Bukowski

Last month, I introduced you to Celebrity Guest Dugout Week, a week full of Dugouts written by the biggest and brightest names in sports journalism. Well, there ended up only being one, by Bill Simmons of Grantland.com.

Republicans Use Clip From 'The Town' To Rally Support For Debt Bill, Ben Affleck Responds

Trying to inspire the GOP to vote for John Boehner's debt ceiling bill, the House Majority Whip showed a clip from Ben Affleck's "The Town." Ben Affleck was very confused by this. Here is the clip, along with Ben Affleck's response to the use of his film to drum up Tea Party support. Is it really a good idea to use a quote with the line "We're going to hurt some people" in relation to public policy?

Randall The Honey Badger Guy Narrates Comic-Con

Honey Badger won't find a hockey game here, but he don't care.  Honey Badger doesn't give a sh**. Did you jump on the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger

Norway Terror Attack: From Flat-screen TVs To Jogging Trails, Here's Where Norway's Mass Murderer Could End Up.

The man allegedly behind Norway's devastating terror attacks, Anders Behring Breivik, is now under arrest. And he should count himself lucky for—if entirely undeserving of—a penal system in that country that is among the cushiest in the world. There…

14 Movie Premises Based On Board Games

Hollywood should feel free to contact me about my writing credit. With movies based on Candyland, Battleship, Monopoly and even Ouija, Hollywood is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. So while they're down there, they might as well cash in on our nostalgia too. I took thirty minutes days out of my time to help them with these well thought out and plot-hole proof concepts.

Frozen Hot Chocolate

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The Top 10 Greatest Nickelback Songs

With rumors that Nickelback may be back in the studio, fans are anxious to hear how the legendary quartet from Alberta, Canada, will reinvent themselves this time. While we wait for their long-anticipated follow-up to 2008's Dark Horse, let's have a look back at some of their greatest moments.

Hugh Hefner: Crystal Harris Lied About Our Sex Life!

During an appearance on Howard Stern's radio show Tuesday, Playboy Playmate and runaway bride Crystal Harris seriously dissed former fiancé Hugh Hefner's prowess (or lack thereof) in the bedroom, saying that they had sex just once -- and it only las…

Gene Simmons Family Jewels Ends Season Finale With Surprise (Video)

On the season finale of A&E's Gene Simmons Family Jewels Tuesday night, the KISS frontman surprised his longtime partner Shannon Tweed with a marriage proposal. "I come with so much baggage, but you’re the only friend I’ve got, ” Simmons told Twe…

Battleship | Coming Distractions

Unfortunately, the latter isn’t sated by this just-released trailer, which mostly sticks to setting up the dynamic between Kitsch’s rebellious soldier—his nonconformity telegraphed by the rock ‘n’ roll song on the soundtrack—and Kitsch’s commander a…

Chicago: The Wilco Towers

When looking for a photo for its much-ballyhooed 2002 album, Wilco found a building whose uniqueness matched the band’s.

5 "Did They Think We Wouldn't Notice?" Actor Replacements From Dashiell Driscoll

Did they really think we wouldn't notice when they switched these actors?

The Wu-Tang Clan Is Looking For An Intern

QUIT YOUR JOB NOW. The Wu is looking for an intern! Presumably unpaid, proving that cash does not rule everything, but experience does! And e-mail blasting, which I'm guessing is nothing to f**k with.

Definitely Not On Team Edward

This office is taking a serious stance about anyone who's a Twilight fan. The repercussions are a little unfair, but he's got some good points in that second paragraph.

ESPN Doesn't Stop Interview Despite Possible Abduction In Background

Hey ESPN, the skateboarder will still be there after you stop to go see what the hell is going on behind him. But hey, if I learned anything from the ESPN book, it's that Bristol, Connecticut breeds weird decision making.

The 10 Best Job Titles Ever

Sure, they may not all be as glamorous as they sound, but either way, these jobs are a great way to make a living. Because their names are awesome.

First Official Photo Of Gale And Peeta From The Hunger Games Movie

Entertainment Weekly seems to have decided that their next cash cow (in the wake of Harry Potter's conclusion) will be The Hunger Games. We don't mind as we kind of like those books and the movie seems interesting so far. What do you think of Katniss's male options?

Amy Winehouse Death: Blake Fielder Civil Singer Left Out Of Will

It's no secret that Amy Winehouse and ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil shared a simultaneously passionate and self-destructive relationship--so much so that Fielder-Civil's mother fears her son, "wracked with guilt" over Winehouse's death, will "kill …

Stocks Crumble On Threat To Credit Rating

The Dow Jones Industrial Average was down by 150 points, or 1.3%, at 12,337. The S&P 500 was lower by 23 points, or 1.8%, at 1309, and the Nasdaq was off by 68 points, or 2.4%, at 2772. House Speaker John Boehner was forced to go back to the draw…

The Hottest Baby Names Of 2011

Baby handle site Nameberry has released its annual list of names they predict will be affixed to the most birth certificates throughout the year. Virtually all of them are based on celebrities and other pop culture phenomena. Beware the impending Pippa Boom.

Oh Snap!: Jordan Matter's Photographs Of Dancers Among Us

“It’s the most obvious concept; I can’t believe I didn’t think of it.” That’s the response Jordan Matter usually gets from dance photographers experiencing his Dancers Among Us series for the first time.  Matter’s concept is simple: Great profession…

9 Types Of Job That Will Destroy Your Soul

Any of you could wind up in one of these jobs, at any moment, without realizing it. The shitty jobs I'm about to describe aren't specific positions or industries -- they're situations. Some of you -- hell, maybe even most of you -- are already in on…

Comic-Con Photo Diary 2011 Part 3

The latest viral buzz from filmdrunk.uproxx.com

Kat Von D Explodes On ‘Good Day L.A.’ Set Over Jesse James ‘LA Ink’ Clip

Kat Von D is trying to promote the new season of her TLC show LA Ink, not her breakup with Jesse James. The tattoo maven made that very clear this morning when she stormed off the set of Fox 11′s Good Day L.A. after the Southern California news prog…

George Lopez Will Move To Canada If Sarah Palin Becomes President

Comic-turned-TV presenter George Lopez has vowed to banish himself to Canada if Sarah Palin ever becomes president of the United States. The former Alaskan governor previously ran for the vice-president position during John McCain's Republican bid…

Frank Darabont Stepping Down As The Walking Dead Showrunner

After taking such complete control over The Walking Dead’s first season that he briefly toyed with not keeping a full-time writing staff at all, Frank Darabont has reportedly stepped down as showrunner for the AMC zombie drama. The announcement is s…

Possible Hostage Situation Near The Flatiron Building In New York

According to both Gothamist and the New York Daily News there is currently some sort of hostage situation in or around the Flatiron Building. Most reports tend to agree that a man is holding his wife hostage at gun point. UPDATE: The most recent reports have the man located in the apartment building next to the Flatiron. The police have currently blocked off a four block area and it is recommended that you avoid the area. UPDATE 2: Police have the suspect in custody. There were no injuries or shots were fired. The suspect was led away wearing daisy dukes (I really hope we'll have pictures soon).

Bridge & Tunnel: MTV's Original Attempt At Jersey Shore-Style Awfulness

Before there was Jersey Shore, MTV almost went ahead with a similar show about the ladies of Staten Island, called Bridge & Tunnel. The sizzle reel for said show has leaked onto the interwebs and is now available for your viewing pleasure. Ah to think of what almost was...

Dan Savage's New Definition For "Rick"

Rick Santorum is in imminent danger of having a first-name problem that's even worse than his last name problem.

3 Things That Prove Support For Same-Sex Marriage Is Increasing Dramatically

Here's some promising information from a new study released by the group Freedom To Marry. Looks like things are changing fast. Hopefully the POTUS will jump on the bandwagon soon.

Man Jumps 40 Ft Into A Kiddie Pool

Watch Professor Splash (which coincidentally is my new hip-hop name), jump about 35 feet higher than I would ever jump into a pool. Jump starts around 2:35 for the TL;DW crowd.

Girls Like Pink, Boys Like Blue: Molson Makes Beer For Women //

Molson Coors has announced plans to launch a new beer in the U.K. that will be aimed at females in an attempt to convince women that beer is, in fact, for all

Asian Boys Sing "The Lazy Song"

I think my ovaries just exploded. The boys from the "Hey Ya" video return. The adorable gene is strong in these two.

Jeret “Speedy” Peterson, Olympic Skier, Commits Suicide At 29

Jeret “Speedy” Peterson, an American skier who won a silver medal at the 2010 Winter Olympic games in the freestyle division, was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound on Monday, according to Utah police. He was 29 years old.

A Plus Size Model Just Confessed To Wearing Padding When She Works

Yesterday's WWD ran a story about up-and-coming plus size model Marquita Ping, and she revealed to the paper that sometimes, when she's working, she wears pads to give the illusion that her hips, thighs, and butt are bigger than they are. Really!?

"I Doubt They’ll Kick Up Any Fuss. Not For An Old Schmuck Like Me."

"So was Redd Foxx." God I love Shawshank Redemption.

The Man Without A Facebook

'Once in a while a friend request will come along that will change your life. Forever.' This somewhat bizarre trailer tells the tale of the forbidden friendship that Justin McCloud and Charles Norstad developed--an 'untaggable' one, which society will not allow.

Best Of The Anti-Joke Chicken Meme

The Anti-Joke Chicken just doesn't get it. Although, I don't know what it says about my sense of humor that I think his misguided punchlines are often funnier than the real ones.

Battleship: Official Trailer

This is...not what I expected? We now live in a world where the phrase, "That movie based on the game Battleship doesn't look half bad," is going to be uttered. A lot.

The Ups And Downs Of Mac OS X Lion

Pulled out your e-wallet and deposited $30 in Apple's coffers for a digital copy of OS X Lion? Patiently (or not so patiently) sucked all 4GB down and rolled through the upgrade process with all your applications more or less intact and functional? …

The Friendly French? France Looks To Be More Welcoming To Tourists

The French are rude. They don’t shave. They get mad if you butcher their language. But worst of all, the French aren’t pleased that the rest of the world has these impressions of them.

Architects Turn Gas-Guzzling Hummers Into Earth-Friendly Micro-Homes

Hummers may wage war on the environment, but their parts rest in peace, as raw materials for a new sustainable, prefab home design.

Rihanna's Glamour Magazine Cover Interview Photo-Shoot Cover Gallery

Dress, Marc Jacobs; crystal and pearl bracelet, Stephen Russell; bangles, Rihanna’s own; shoes, Christian Louboutin.

13 Terrifying "Real" Aliens

We don't need no stinkin' CGI. Cowboys & Aliens comes out this week, and director Jon Favreau has said he tried to channel the feel of old sci-fi movies, where what you didn't see was just as scary as what you did.

10 Stunning Pictures Of Palouse Hills

These amazing hills, located in Washington State, are the subject of some of the most exquisite photography imaginable. Take a look at these unique shots combining patterns, color and drama!

Hipsters (Are Roaming The Campus)

Here's a catchy little ditty about the hipsters roaming around college campuses everywhere. I especially enjoyed the breakdown about wolf sweaters.

If Gustav Klimt Had Painted The Legend Of Zelda

The Kiss is the most famous work of Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt. Rich Pellegrino was inspired by it and other works of Klimt to depict Link and Zelda in this moving piece entitled Zelda’s Slumber; Dreaming of The Kiss. At the link, you c…

Michael Phelps Grabs Gold, Gene Simmons Proposes To Girlfriend And More From While You Were Sleeping

(CBS/What's Trending) - Michael Phelps takes home his first gold medal  No stranger to the Olympic Gold Medal, Michael Phelps finally takes home one from the World Swimming Championships in Shanghai. Phelps, the defending champion of this race, swam…

Kristin Cavallari -- The TRAGIC Wedding Dress Photos

In one of the worst cases of horrible timing EVER, Kristin Cavallari posed in wedding dresses for a photo shoot last Thursday -- 4 days before it was announced her engagement to Jay Cutler was OVER. At first glance, the pics seem to back up report…

6 Technologies Conspicuously Absent From Sci-Fi Movies

Maybe it is just me, but the bizarre thing about all of these is that they fit into the SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF category. Sure they are all useful technologies, but they would destroy the movies, wouldn't they? So what is the problem? The bizarre…

Infographic: Solving The STEM Dilemma

Science, technology, engineering and math education (STEM) is a national priority to insure American competitiveness in the 21st century. Critical to preparing this STEM workforce of the future is having excellent STEM teachers that can set our nati…

Dan Savage's New Threat To Rick Santorum From Dan Savage, Chris Kelly, Rick Fox, Andy Richter, Rick Dees, Ricki Lake, Funny Or Die, And Allyhord

If Rick Santorum runs for President on an anti-gay platform, Dan Savage will have no choice but to redefine his first name now, too.

40 Hilariously Inappropriate Place Names In The United Kingdom

The origins of the English language are complex. These names, however, are not. This is undoubtedly the most immature post I've ever made, but I can't stop laughing. Please excuse me.

100-Year-Old Doctor Offers The Keys To Longevity

"Exercise to me is totally unnecessary. I think it's grossly overrated. The use of vitamins? Forget it... I recommend falling in love and getting married. And sex is to be encouraged." How can you not love this guy? He and his wife are so damn adorable.

Ad Placement Fail Or Ad Placement Win?

You decide. Regardless, there is no way the newspaper did this accidentally, right? Someone had to be having some fun.

Amy Winehouse Funeral Held; Boyfriend Reg Traviss Speaks Out

Amy Winehouse, found dead in her London home on Saturday, was laid to rest on Tuesday in London, in a private funeral that included family and friends. Mark Ronson and Kelly Osbourne were amongst her celebrity friends at the somber affair.

Former Scores Stripper Diane Passage To File For Divorce From Ponzi Schemer Kenneth Starr

Jailed celebrity Ponzi-scheming money manager Ken Starr is being divorced by his ample-charmed, former Scores stripper wife, Diane Passage, Page Six has exclusively learned.

Man Who Vowed To Live Forever Has Died

Many people have dreamed of living forever but for science fiction writer and physics teacher Robert C.W Ettinger it was a life’s mission. Ettinger who died this past weekend was a founder of the cryogenics movement and was frozen along with both of…

Minimalist Posters For Your Favorite Children’s Stories

All it takes is a single image to evoke our favorite Grimm’s fairy tales and other childhood stories: Rapunzel’s golden braid, the Cheshire Cat’s toothy grin in Alice in Wonderland, Snow White’s poison apple. These are the stars of Christian Jackson…

Crystal Harris Dishes Hugh Hefner Sex Life Details To Howard Stern

Some celebs don’t like to kiss and tell but for Crystal Harris, runaway bride from Hugh Hefner, that was tossed out the window. She was all about being an open book on yesterday’s Howard Stern Show on Sirius. Find out more after the jump!

Life Insurance Companies Suck

There are times when you can almost convince yourself that insurance companies aren't heartless. And then there's the other 525,598 minutes of the year. At least this lady got her pay out I guess...

LCD Soundsystem's 'All My Friends' In LEGO

Using a camera and animated lip-syncing, a fan made a 'shot-by-single-shot' recreation of the 2007 music video for LCD Soundsystem's hit song, 'All My Friends.' Being a huge fan of LEGO when I was a kid, and currently in mourning after LCD's disbandment, this is just incredible.

Oil Bikinis

This probably isn't what you have in mind when you think of oil and bikini models. These are from the Surfrider calendar in Europe. Surfrider, if you couldn't tell from the BP-themed satire, is an environmental preservation organization. Relax. It's not really crude oil. Photoshoppery ahoy.

Alexander McQueen Leaves A Fortune To His Dogs

A dog is a man’s best friend, right? Well, then it’s only fitting the late fashion designer Alexander McQueen left a nice chunk of change to his BFF’s, his three pooches, Minter, Juice and Callum.OK! GALLERY: STARS PAY HOMAGE TO ALEXANDER MCQUEEN AT…

The Best Of The College Freshman Meme

I think we all knew this guy. Or maybe we were this guy. I'm so embarrassed.

Weird Photo From Amy Winehouse's Funeral

Apparently her bodyguards decided to pose with her ashes. Or maybe they were still guarding her. From ash thieves. Or junkie friends who might try to snort her. I don't know. I'm no expert on celebrity bodyguardary.

Jon Stewart Reports: Don Lemon Hates CNN

It seems Don Lemon is having more and more trouble hiding his hatred for CNN's cutesy garbage. Jon Stewart brings us an in depth report. Jon.

Animal Memes Without The Animals

As far as funny commercials go, this one is pretty great. I particularly enjoyed their take on Maru Loves Boxes.

Baby Provides Choreography For Lady Gaga Song

How old were you when you choreographed your first dance on the beaches of Brazil?

Super Villain/San Francisco Giant, Brian Wilson Meets Barack Obama

BRIAN: Mr. President it's already too late. The missles have been launched. OBAMA: You... uh- expect me to believe that? BRIAN: No Mr. President, I expect you to die!

A Dance For A Lady: Greatest Dance Video Ever?

Here's the quote from his YouTube channel (all sic). "I might not do another dance video for a long time. In my next video, I will say something very impotent to you all. I don't always do dance. what I like to do is crime drama. I will tell you more about that and other things too." I cannot wait for the next video.

Little Boy Doesn't Want To Get Married

"Listen, Tommy, it's not like you're getting any younger." Watch "Little Boy Doesn't Want to Get Married" and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Dan Peek, America Founder, Dies At 60

Amy Winehouse wasn’t the only singer who had an untimely death this past weekend. Dan Peek, founder of the iconic ’70s band America, passed away on Sunday. He was found dead in his Missouri home at the age of 60.

Kevin Smith Is Developing A Daytime Talk Show

In crowing anew over the (qualified) success of Red State, Kevin Smith pretty much admitted that his love of filmmaking is a distant second to his love of talking about filmmaking—or anything, really, as the dude simply loves to talk. Now it seems t…

Adrianne Curry Kicked Out Of Comic-Con For Racy Costume

The former "Top Model's" Aeon Flux costume showed a little too much skin.

Adrianne Curry, 'America's Next Top Model', Thrown Out Of Comic Con; Outfit Too Sexy (PHOTO)

Former 'American's Next Top Model' winner Adrianne Curry, apparently took things a little too far with her super sexy getup. Cops stopped the 'Playboy' cover girl as she tried to enter the festival for a signing. Despite her mind-blowing looks (and …

Washington Socked By Public Anger Over Debt Debate

WASHINGTON -- Americans are fed up, and they're letting Congress have it.

Heather Matarazzo Plans To Marry To Longtime Girlfriend!

Actress Heather Matarazzo is looking forward to marrying her longtime girlfriend Caroline Murphy. But the 28-year-old Welcome to the Dollhouse star, who's been engaged for three years, isn't rushing to be the among the first same-sex couples to lega…

The 5 Different Types Of Sluts

“I’m not being pejorative about all sluts,” she said. “I just think there’s different kinds of sluts. I f**k guys because I like f**king. She f**ks them despite not actually enjoying it.”

Denise Richards News - Denise Richards Snapped Feeding Her New Baby (PHOTOS)

Looks like Denise Richards is going to quickly turn her newly-adopted baby into a jetsetter!  The Hollywood mom was snapped feeding her baby while

Hey, How's That New Judge Dredd Movie Looking?

Over a year ago, a bold group of British stalwarts announced their intentions to cross our cultural border under dark of night and rescue their hero Judge Dredd, a beloved, very serious U.K. comic-book character mockingly transformed into a 1995 Syl…

9 Of The Most Unlikely Movies To Be Nominated For Oscars From Dan Abramson

Timely post! Okay, sure the Oscars aren't for another seven months and it's summer, the time of year we're being bombarded movies you'd never expect to be critical darlings. But the same could have been said about all of these movies below at the ti…

"E.T. Alternate Ending" By Caldwell Tanner

by Caldwell Tanner on July 25, 2011

Live HSC Examination Result 2011 Bangladesh Published 27 July

HSC Examination Result 2011 The 2011 HSC Result Bangladesh Published 27 July | www.educationboardresults.gov.bd . This results of Examination HSC Examination

Grand Theft Auto 5 Features - Grand Theft Auto 5 Release Date

Grand Theft Auto V rumors have made us wonder which features will actually be included in Rockstar's next title.

'Weed Man' Sues City Over Times Square Arrests

The "Weed Man" of Times Square wants the cops to stop harshing his mellow.

'The Walking Dead': Showrunner Frank Darabont Stepping Down

Just days after taking the stage and speaking with reporters at Comic-Con, Frank Darabont’s days as showrunner on AMC’s The Walking Dead have come to an end.

Green Tea Smoothie Recipe - Get More Fruit Recipes

WomansDay.com's Green Tea Smoothie Recipe is the perfect drink, chock full of your favorite fruits, to wake you up each morning. Head over to WomansDay.com for a wide variety of fruit recipes.

TARDIS Cafe

it would've been awesome to see the david tennant, doctor stopping by this place in an episode. the new doctor (matt smith).... there's just something off about him, not sure if he'd stop at a place like this. but it would be really cool to see an e…

Cupcakes - Creamsicle Cupcakes Recipe

Add orange zest to your dessert with WomansDay.com's Creamsicle Cupcakes Recipe, a perfect blend of the freshness of fruit and sweet cream cheese frosting.

Barack Obama & The Debt Fight--Michael A. Walsh

President Obama likes to present himself as the only adult left in Washington, but last night's televised address to the nation had more than a whiff of childish desperation about it.

5 Facts About The Bates Family From ’19 Kids And Counting’

Although the Duggar family members are the stars of the TLC show 19 Kids and Counting, their friends and frequent visitors the Bates family have gotten some notoriety of their own from their regular appearances on the show. Some online fans have eve…

Gene Simmons FINALLY Proposes To Shannon Tweed!

The infamous KISS frontman and reality television star is retiring from bachelorhood to tackle a new side project -- marriage! Gene Simmons has sworn time

NASCAR Pastor’s Head-Turning Prayer: ‘Thank You For My Smokin’ Hot Wife’

As a pastor, hopefully Joe Nelms doesn’t channel his inner Talladega Nights too often in his Tennessee church. But he sure did pull a Will Ferrell during the invocation at a Nashville Superspeedway NASCAR race on Saturday.

Gene Simmons Proposes To Longterm Girlfriend Shannon Tweed

Rocker Gene Simmons has proposed to his girlfriend of 28 years, Shannon Tweed. The KISS frontman and the model are parents to 22-year-old son Nicholas and 18-year-old daughter Sophie, and have lived together since 1985. They are currently starri…

Gene Simmons Proposes To Shannon Tweed

Tonight, if you venture to watch the season finale of “Gene Simmons Family Jewels,” you will see a very surprising final moment. Supposedly, Gene—who claims to have bedded 5,000 women and has said he would never get married—proposes to longtime part…

8 Things You Should Know About Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse's Ex-Husband

When we heard the very sad news that Amy Winehouse had been found dead in her apartment on Saturday, we were a little curious how Blake Fielder-Civil—Winehouse’s ex-husband who she had called the love of her life—would respond. Apparently, he has be…

WTF!!! 800,000 African Kids Wiped Out? (PHOTOS X VIDEO)

This is not your ordinary “Feed The Children” story: this story speaks to the harshest realities of what is happening in Africa. United Nations officials have warned that 800,000 children could die across the Horn of Africa if something isn't done t…

Tina Fey, 30 Rock Creator And Saturday Night Live Queen, Solved Comedy's Women Problem By Fighting Chauvinism With Funny.

Tina FeyIn an infamous 2007 Vanity Fair column, Christopher Hitchens asked his readers why women aren't funny. "Please do not pretend not to know what I am talking about," he chided. Comedian Tina Fey doesn't have to pretend. In the four years since…

Lady Gaga Is Going Bald And Kim Kardashian Has A Nasty Rash

Two items that hit the tabs yesterday got us thinking about the scrutiny that celebs are willing to take and the damage they’re willing to do to themselves to become celebrities and maintain their images. First up, Lady Gaga. The Sun reported that …

Chocolate Dessert Recipes - Brownie Cheesecake

Check out delicious Brownie Cheesecake at Woman's Day. Our Chocolate Dessert Recipes are quick and easy.

Cenk Uygur: Washington "Wants To Call Me An Outsider, That's Alright. I Embrace That"

"The Young Turks'" Cenk Uygur talks to WT Live about his falling out with MSNBC Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

New Old Spice Guy Fabio Versus Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa

(CBS/What's Trending) - There's nothing more epic than two manly men fighting each other to the Internet death for fame and glory. Yesterday, Fabio challenged the Old Spice Guy (Isaiah Mustafa) to a battle of viral superstardom. Only one Old Spice G…

Jessica Alba: ‘Tonight Show’ Appearance!

Jessica Alba is glowing as she drops by The Tonight Show on an episode airing Monday (July 25).

Puppy Love: What Your Dog Says About Your Relationship

We’ve discussed the financial and social implications, and have finally come to an agreement about the particulars. But while we have decided to eventually get a dog (in three years), the breed is still up in the air. There’s a lot of pressure! The …

Netflix Begins Streaming Mad Men Tomorrow

Arriving just in time to combat the many negative news stories about what Netflix is taking away is the reminder that, starting tomorrow, you can stream all four seasons of Mad Men through its Watch Instantly service, which needs as many shows like …

Nirvana Baby Penis Rejected By Facebook (And Did You See The Track Listing For This Nevermind Reissue?!)

IN RELATED NEWS: Did you see the crazy track list for the 20th-anniversary edition of Nevermind? Man oh man, there are Deluxe and Super Deluxe editions. Let's concern ourselves with the latter, which spans four CDs (remember those?) and a DVD. Not o…

NASCAR Prayer: Pastor Thanks Jesus For Engines, 'Smoking Hot Wife'

Prior to Saturday night's Nascar Nationwide Series race in Nashville, Tenn., Pastor Joe Nelms was tasked with delivering the invocation. What happened next plays like a scene straight out of Will Ferrell's "Talladega Nights."

The 13 Best-Paying College Majors: PayScale List

You've worked hard in your major, now how will your major pay you back? According to salary data site PayScale, engineers of many different stripes are poised to earn the most money over the course of their careers. At mid-career, the average petrol…

Rihanna 'S&M' Lawsuit Moves Forward; David LaChapelle's Claims Found Substantial

Teeming with gag-balls, whips and a lot of leather, Rihanna's video, 'S&M,' was bound to get our attention.

Watch: The Saddest Movie Scenes Ever, Surefire Way To Cry Your Eyes Out

All morning, the bloggers have been passing around movie clips trying to make each other cry. Popular choices have included Terms of Endearment, The Way We Were, and Beaches. The inspiration is the recent news that scientists have officially named t…

Amy Winehouse's Funeral (PHOTOS)

Amy Winehouse's funeral is being held today in North London and many of her friends and family have begun to arrive. Mark Ronson, the British DJ who produced Amy's Back to Black album has arrived, along with one of Amy's best friends, Kelly Osbourne…

Marvel's New TV Offerings Sound, Well, Terrible

Everything you've seen before, now with Marvel characters who use their powers once an episode!

Palestinian Chicken On Curb Your Enthusiasm

On last night's episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David checks out Al Abbas, the new Palestinian chicken place. The chicken is so good that he and his friend Jeff think it might help the peace process — that if they sent it over to Israel, "th…

10 Cool Sex Moves For Hot Summer Nights

Sex can turn into a sweat-fest when the heat hits. Here are some fun ways to cool things down (11 Photos)

Towser The Distillery Cat

Mice love to feast on barley and can quickly overrun a distillery where the grain is plentiful unless steps are taken to control them.  From 1963 til 1987 a longhaired tortoiseshell cat named Towser was charged with keeping the rodent population in …

Paper Eyelashes

With the right selections, you could almost tell a story with these eyelashes available at Nonesuchthings. They’re inspired by Chinese papercrafts and carry symbols from its traditions:

Bar Refaeli News - Bar Refaeli Kissed A Girl (And She Liked It) In Italy (PHOTOS)

The 26-year-old Israeli beauty was spotted giving a female friend a playful smooch during her vacation in Porto Cervo, Italy, much to the delight of her new boyfriend, David Fisher, who took a photo of the girl-on-girl kiss on his phone.

On My Way – Fashionista: Fashion Industry News, Designers, Runway Shows, Style Advice

Today is my last day at Fashionista. After 20 crazy, amazing, exhausting months, it’s time to move on. (I’m joining Lucky as the executive digital editor.) I can’t even begin to explain how important this job has been to me. Not only have I met man…

Marc Jacobs’ Mens Campaign Features Bare Bums, Balls And Balloons

The Juergen Teller lensed images feature artist 53-year-old Cerith Wyn Evans cavorting around pantless, sometimes with balloons. Sometimes with said balloons tied around his bits (don’t worry they don’t float away). Needless to say, this is all a ta…

Amy Winehouse Death -- Cause Of Death 'UNEXPLAINED'

Amy Winehouse's death is "unexplained" .. at least for now -- this, according to Scotland Yard. Police issued a statement, saying, "At this early stage it is being treated as unexplained and there have been no arrests in connection with the incide…

Russell Brand's Heartfelt Blog About Amy Winehouse

Russell Brand, who famously battled addiction for years, wrote a long and touching blog about his friend Amy Winehouse -- whom he called both a genius and a junkie. Russell says he finally conquered his addiction at the age of 27, the same age Amy…

Gene 'I'll Never Get Married' Simmons PROPOSES To Shannon Tweed!!!!

He's famously sworn that he would never get married ... but KISS frontman Gene Simmons is one step closer to breaking that vow ... proposing to his longtime GF Shannon Tweed in Belize recently. We don't know what her official answer i…

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries' Relationship & Kissing PDA

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries might have had a whirlwind relationship, but don't doubt for a second their love is real, says relationship expert!

The Horrors And Pleasures Of The Columbia House Music Club In Six Albums

Nostalgia for the cultural touchstones of the 1990s, according to the Times, is a real-life, actual thing. Of course, they’re thinking in terms of Nickelodeon programs like "Doug" and "All That." I would hasten to add that any good reminiscence of t…

The 8 Worst Types Of Blog On The Internet

But time passed, and the bloggers started getting worn out, tired with the hectic pace of updating multiple times a day. They began writing longer posts that appeared less frequently, eventually shape-shifting into a MILF-ish group whom we now call …

Teen Nick's '90s TV Revival A Big Hit With Viewers

Teen Nick began re-airing their hit shows from the '90s at midnight Monday and into Tuesday morning -- and fans couldn't get enough, according to Twitter.

Paging Marty McFly: Time Travel Is Impossible, Scientists Say

Discovery News reports that scientists in Hong Kong have ruled out the possibility of time travel by proving that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. Which is funny, because "faster than the speed of light" is exactly how quickly our …

Roughing It? Please: Some Families Fly Private To Take Kids To Summer Camp

Now kids can get to summer camp faster than they can sing all 99 verses of "99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall." More and more wealthy families are ditching the long car rides to rural summer camps and hitching rides on private planes to save time, the …

Entourage Recap: The Beginning Of The End

When we last saw mega movie star Vincent Chase and his boys (manager/best friend E, bodyguard/brother Johnny Drama and driver/buddy Turtle) in last season's finale, Vince had reached the apex of a cocaine addiction by taking on Eminem's posse (unsuc…

Supercut: Cinema's Greatest Mirror Pep Talks

This is actually our second crowd-sourced supercut, where Oliver provided the topic and you the FilmDrunk reader gave scene suggestions. The result is Cinema’s Greatest Mirror Pep Talk. In a way, it’s kind of like a cross between 40 Inspirational Mo…

Jennifer Lopez Celebrates 42nd Birthday In A Bikini One Week After Marc Anthony Split

Jennifer Lopez danced around a private yacht on Sunday to celebrate her 42nd birthday. The singer, who announced her split from husband Marc Anthony over a week ago, didn’t look to be mourning her failed relationship as much as trying to move past i…

Watch Andy Cohen “Lose His Cool” At ‘Real Housewives Of New York’ Reunion

The ladies of The Real Housewives of New York all needed to take some tips in etiquette on last night’s reunion special. Their host Andy Cohen couldn’t get a word in between all their shouting and as he puts it, “I lost my cool.”

Katy Perry Wears Smurfette On Her Dress & Looks Smurftacular At 'The Smurfs In 3D' Premiere

Katy Perry looked smurf-tastic Sunday afternoon at the world premiere of The Smurfs in 3D at New York's Zeigfield Theatre. She celebrated her role as Smurfette wearing a pair of smurfy high-heels and a very smurfy white dress with her Smurfs charact…

The Last Airbender: Legend Of Korra

As previously reported, Nickelodeon’s sequel to its animated hit Avatar: The Last Airbender (currently featured in TV Club Classic) picks up 70 years after the events of the first series, centering on a girl named Korra from the Southern Water Tribe…

R.I.P. G.D. Spradlin, Veteran Character Actor Of The Godfather Part II And Apocalypse Now

Numerous sources have reported the death of G.D. Spradlin, a former lawyer, oilman, and politician who used the leisure time afforded by his wealth to develop a successful second-wind career as a character actor in movies like Apocalypse Now and The…

They Might Be Giants’ John Linnell

In part one of a two-part interview, one half of They Might Be Giants reflects on the band’s long history.

Formerly Homeless Student Starts Nonprofit To Help His Peers Get To College

19-year-old student Orayne Williams got his first home when he went to college. Now he's working to get other homeless teens there, too.

One Day, Four Outfits: Which Of Heidi Klum's Looks Do You Like Best?

Think it would take supermodel stamina to do four outfit changes in one day? You'd be right, because Heidi Klum (AKA our gorgeous August cover girl!) pulled it off seamlessly yesterday...check out all of her outfits and vote on the one you like best…

A Ridiculously Cute Braid Hairstyle Idea (It Includes A Bump!)

I’m all about things that combine two of my favorites that don’t really seem to go together. See: The chocolate-covered pretzel. See also: Former Miss Australia Laura Dundovic’s braid/bump combo hairstyle....

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