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July 27, 2011

We Are All The Product Of Incest

So, that's an sexy alarming statistic. Do we have any geneticists in the audience that can confirm or deny this allegation?

14 Movie Premises Based On Board Games

Hollywood should feel free to contact me about my writing credit. With movies based on Candyland, Battleship, Monopoly and even Ouija, Hollywood is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. So while they're down there, they might as well cash in on our nostalgia too. I took thirty minutes days out of my time to help them with these well thought out and plot-hole proof concepts.

Battleship: Official Trailer

This is...not what I expected? We now live in a world where the phrase, "That movie based on the game Battleship doesn't look half bad," is going to be uttered. A lot.

13 Terrifying "Real" Aliens

We don't need no stinkin' CGI. Cowboys & Aliens comes out this week, and director Jon Favreau has said he tried to channel the feel of old sci-fi movies, where what you didn't see was just as scary as what you did.

Hipsters (Are Roaming The Campus)

Here's a catchy little ditty about the hipsters roaming around college campuses everywhere. I especially enjoyed the breakdown about wolf sweaters.

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