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July 27, 2011

We Are All The Product Of Incest

So, that's an sexy alarming statistic. Do we have any geneticists in the audience that can confirm or deny this allegation?

Its A Jasmine Waltz Bikini Car Wash

I don’t know what it is exactly, but holy shit do I love Jasmine Waltz. She’s only famous of course for dating David Arquette right after he separated from Courteney Cox, but I don’t care. I’m all in. Her sex tape is maybe the hottest celebrity t…

NASCAR Prayer

Pastor Joe Nelms offered this prayer before the Nascar Nationwide series race in Nashville last Saturday. Boogity boogity! -Thanks, Bill!

The Dugout By Charles Bukowski

Last month, I introduced you to Celebrity Guest Dugout Week, a week full of Dugouts written by the biggest and brightest names in sports journalism. Well, there ended up only being one, by Bill Simmons of Grantland.com.

Republicans Use Clip From 'The Town' To Rally Support For Debt Bill, Ben Affleck Responds

Trying to inspire the GOP to vote for John Boehner's debt ceiling bill, the House Majority Whip showed a clip from Ben Affleck's "The Town." Ben Affleck was very confused by this. Here is the clip, along with Ben Affleck's response to the use of his film to drum up Tea Party support. Is it really a good idea to use a quote with the line "We're going to hurt some people" in relation to public policy?

Randall The Honey Badger Guy Narrates Comic-Con

Honey Badger won't find a hockey game here, but he don't care.  Honey Badger doesn't give a sh**. Did you jump on the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger

14 Movie Premises Based On Board Games

Hollywood should feel free to contact me about my writing credit. With movies based on Candyland, Battleship, Monopoly and even Ouija, Hollywood is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. So while they're down there, they might as well cash in on our nostalgia too. I took thirty minutes days out of my time to help them with these well thought out and plot-hole proof concepts.

The Top 10 Greatest Nickelback Songs

With rumors that Nickelback may be back in the studio, fans are anxious to hear how the legendary quartet from Alberta, Canada, will reinvent themselves this time. While we wait for their long-anticipated follow-up to 2008's Dark Horse, let's have a look back at some of their greatest moments.

Hugh Hefner: Crystal Harris Lied About Our Sex Life!

During an appearance on Howard Stern's radio show Tuesday, Playboy Playmate and runaway bride Crystal Harris seriously dissed former fiancé Hugh Hefner's prowess (or lack thereof) in the bedroom, saying that they had sex just once -- and it only las…

The Wu-Tang Clan Is Looking For An Intern

QUIT YOUR JOB NOW. The Wu is looking for an intern! Presumably unpaid, proving that cash does not rule everything, but experience does! And e-mail blasting, which I'm guessing is nothing to f**k with.

Definitely Not On Team Edward

This office is taking a serious stance about anyone who's a Twilight fan. The repercussions are a little unfair, but he's got some good points in that second paragraph.

ESPN Doesn't Stop Interview Despite Possible Abduction In Background

Hey ESPN, the skateboarder will still be there after you stop to go see what the hell is going on behind him. But hey, if I learned anything from the ESPN book, it's that Bristol, Connecticut breeds weird decision making.

The 10 Best Job Titles Ever

Sure, they may not all be as glamorous as they sound, but either way, these jobs are a great way to make a living. Because their names are awesome.

First Official Photo Of Gale And Peeta From The Hunger Games Movie

Entertainment Weekly seems to have decided that their next cash cow (in the wake of Harry Potter's conclusion) will be The Hunger Games. We don't mind as we kind of like those books and the movie seems interesting so far. What do you think of Katniss's male options?

Stocks Crumble On Threat To Credit Rating

The Dow Jones Industrial Average was down by 150 points, or 1.3%, at 12,337. The S&P 500 was lower by 23 points, or 1.8%, at 1309, and the Nasdaq was off by 68 points, or 2.4%, at 2772. House Speaker John Boehner was forced to go back to the draw…

The Hottest Baby Names Of 2011

Baby handle site Nameberry has released its annual list of names they predict will be affixed to the most birth certificates throughout the year. Virtually all of them are based on celebrities and other pop culture phenomena. Beware the impending Pippa Boom.

Comic-Con Photo Diary 2011 Part 3

The latest viral buzz from filmdrunk.uproxx.com

Possible Hostage Situation Near The Flatiron Building In New York

According to both Gothamist and the New York Daily News there is currently some sort of hostage situation in or around the Flatiron Building. Most reports tend to agree that a man is holding his wife hostage at gun point. UPDATE: The most recent reports have the man located in the apartment building next to the Flatiron. The police have currently blocked off a four block area and it is recommended that you avoid the area. UPDATE 2: Police have the suspect in custody. There were no injuries or shots were fired. The suspect was led away wearing daisy dukes (I really hope we'll have pictures soon).

Bridge & Tunnel: MTV's Original Attempt At Jersey Shore-Style Awfulness

Before there was Jersey Shore, MTV almost went ahead with a similar show about the ladies of Staten Island, called Bridge & Tunnel. The sizzle reel for said show has leaked onto the interwebs and is now available for your viewing pleasure. Ah to think of what almost was...

Dan Savage's New Definition For "Rick"

Rick Santorum is in imminent danger of having a first-name problem that's even worse than his last name problem.

3 Things That Prove Support For Same-Sex Marriage Is Increasing Dramatically

Here's some promising information from a new study released by the group Freedom To Marry. Looks like things are changing fast. Hopefully the POTUS will jump on the bandwagon soon.

Man Jumps 40 Ft Into A Kiddie Pool

Watch Professor Splash (which coincidentally is my new hip-hop name), jump about 35 feet higher than I would ever jump into a pool. Jump starts around 2:35 for the TL;DW crowd.

Girls Like Pink, Boys Like Blue: Molson Makes Beer For Women //

Molson Coors has announced plans to launch a new beer in the U.K. that will be aimed at females in an attempt to convince women that beer is, in fact, for all

Asian Boys Sing "The Lazy Song"

I think my ovaries just exploded. The boys from the "Hey Ya" video return. The adorable gene is strong in these two.

"I Doubt They’ll Kick Up Any Fuss. Not For An Old Schmuck Like Me."

"So was Redd Foxx." God I love Shawshank Redemption.

The Man Without A Facebook

'Once in a while a friend request will come along that will change your life. Forever.' This somewhat bizarre trailer tells the tale of the forbidden friendship that Justin McCloud and Charles Norstad developed--an 'untaggable' one, which society will not allow.

Best Of The Anti-Joke Chicken Meme

The Anti-Joke Chicken just doesn't get it. Although, I don't know what it says about my sense of humor that I think his misguided punchlines are often funnier than the real ones.

Battleship: Official Trailer

This is...not what I expected? We now live in a world where the phrase, "That movie based on the game Battleship doesn't look half bad," is going to be uttered. A lot.

13 Terrifying "Real" Aliens

We don't need no stinkin' CGI. Cowboys & Aliens comes out this week, and director Jon Favreau has said he tried to channel the feel of old sci-fi movies, where what you didn't see was just as scary as what you did.

10 Stunning Pictures Of Palouse Hills

These amazing hills, located in Washington State, are the subject of some of the most exquisite photography imaginable. Take a look at these unique shots combining patterns, color and drama!

Hipsters (Are Roaming The Campus)

Here's a catchy little ditty about the hipsters roaming around college campuses everywhere. I especially enjoyed the breakdown about wolf sweaters.

If Gustav Klimt Had Painted The Legend Of Zelda

The Kiss is the most famous work of Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt. Rich Pellegrino was inspired by it and other works of Klimt to depict Link and Zelda in this moving piece entitled Zelda’s Slumber; Dreaming of The Kiss. At the link, you c…

Michael Phelps Grabs Gold, Gene Simmons Proposes To Girlfriend And More From While You Were Sleeping

(CBS/What's Trending) - Michael Phelps takes home his first gold medal  No stranger to the Olympic Gold Medal, Michael Phelps finally takes home one from the World Swimming Championships in Shanghai. Phelps, the defending champion of this race, swam…

40 Hilariously Inappropriate Place Names In The United Kingdom

The origins of the English language are complex. These names, however, are not. This is undoubtedly the most immature post I've ever made, but I can't stop laughing. Please excuse me.

100-Year-Old Doctor Offers The Keys To Longevity

"Exercise to me is totally unnecessary. I think it's grossly overrated. The use of vitamins? Forget it... I recommend falling in love and getting married. And sex is to be encouraged." How can you not love this guy? He and his wife are so damn adorable.

Ad Placement Fail Or Ad Placement Win?

You decide. Regardless, there is no way the newspaper did this accidentally, right? Someone had to be having some fun.

Man Who Vowed To Live Forever Has Died

Many people have dreamed of living forever but for science fiction writer and physics teacher Robert C.W Ettinger it was a life’s mission. Ettinger who died this past weekend was a founder of the cryogenics movement and was frozen along with both of…

Life Insurance Companies Suck

There are times when you can almost convince yourself that insurance companies aren't heartless. And then there's the other 525,598 minutes of the year. At least this lady got her pay out I guess...

LCD Soundsystem's 'All My Friends' In LEGO

Using a camera and animated lip-syncing, a fan made a 'shot-by-single-shot' recreation of the 2007 music video for LCD Soundsystem's hit song, 'All My Friends.' Being a huge fan of LEGO when I was a kid, and currently in mourning after LCD's disbandment, this is just incredible.

Oil Bikinis

This probably isn't what you have in mind when you think of oil and bikini models. These are from the Surfrider calendar in Europe. Surfrider, if you couldn't tell from the BP-themed satire, is an environmental preservation organization. Relax. It's not really crude oil. Photoshoppery ahoy.

The Best Of The College Freshman Meme

I think we all knew this guy. Or maybe we were this guy. I'm so embarrassed.

Weird Photo From Amy Winehouse's Funeral

Apparently her bodyguards decided to pose with her ashes. Or maybe they were still guarding her. From ash thieves. Or junkie friends who might try to snort her. I don't know. I'm no expert on celebrity bodyguardary.

Jon Stewart Reports: Don Lemon Hates CNN

It seems Don Lemon is having more and more trouble hiding his hatred for CNN's cutesy garbage. Jon Stewart brings us an in depth report. Jon.

Animal Memes Without The Animals

As far as funny commercials go, this one is pretty great. I particularly enjoyed their take on Maru Loves Boxes.

Baby Provides Choreography For Lady Gaga Song

How old were you when you choreographed your first dance on the beaches of Brazil?

Super Villain/San Francisco Giant, Brian Wilson Meets Barack Obama

BRIAN: Mr. President it's already too late. The missles have been launched. OBAMA: You... uh- expect me to believe that? BRIAN: No Mr. President, I expect you to die!

A Dance For A Lady: Greatest Dance Video Ever?

Here's the quote from his YouTube channel (all sic). "I might not do another dance video for a long time. In my next video, I will say something very impotent to you all. I don't always do dance. what I like to do is crime drama. I will tell you more about that and other things too." I cannot wait for the next video.

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TARDIS Cafe

it would've been awesome to see the david tennant, doctor stopping by this place in an episode. the new doctor (matt smith).... there's just something off about him, not sure if he'd stop at a place like this. but it would be really cool to see an e…

WTF!!! 800,000 African Kids Wiped Out? (PHOTOS X VIDEO)

This is not your ordinary “Feed The Children” story: this story speaks to the harshest realities of what is happening in Africa. United Nations officials have warned that 800,000 children could die across the Horn of Africa if something isn't done t…

Lady Gaga Is Going Bald And Kim Kardashian Has A Nasty Rash

Two items that hit the tabs yesterday got us thinking about the scrutiny that celebs are willing to take and the damage they’re willing to do to themselves to become celebrities and maintain their images. First up, Lady Gaga. The Sun reported that …

Cenk Uygur: Washington "Wants To Call Me An Outsider, That's Alright. I Embrace That"

"The Young Turks'" Cenk Uygur talks to WT Live about his falling out with MSNBC Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

New Old Spice Guy Fabio Versus Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa

(CBS/What's Trending) - There's nothing more epic than two manly men fighting each other to the Internet death for fame and glory. Yesterday, Fabio challenged the Old Spice Guy (Isaiah Mustafa) to a battle of viral superstardom. Only one Old Spice G…

Watch: The Saddest Movie Scenes Ever, Surefire Way To Cry Your Eyes Out

All morning, the bloggers have been passing around movie clips trying to make each other cry. Popular choices have included Terms of Endearment, The Way We Were, and Beaches. The inspiration is the recent news that scientists have officially named t…

Amy Winehouse's Funeral (PHOTOS)

Amy Winehouse's funeral is being held today in North London and many of her friends and family have begun to arrive. Mark Ronson, the British DJ who produced Amy's Back to Black album has arrived, along with one of Amy's best friends, Kelly Osbourne…

Marvel's New TV Offerings Sound, Well, Terrible

Everything you've seen before, now with Marvel characters who use their powers once an episode!

Palestinian Chicken On Curb Your Enthusiasm

On last night's episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David checks out Al Abbas, the new Palestinian chicken place. The chicken is so good that he and his friend Jeff think it might help the peace process — that if they sent it over to Israel, "th…

10 Cool Sex Moves For Hot Summer Nights

Sex can turn into a sweat-fest when the heat hits. Here are some fun ways to cool things down (11 Photos)

Towser The Distillery Cat

Mice love to feast on barley and can quickly overrun a distillery where the grain is plentiful unless steps are taken to control them.  From 1963 til 1987 a longhaired tortoiseshell cat named Towser was charged with keeping the rodent population in …

Paper Eyelashes

With the right selections, you could almost tell a story with these eyelashes available at Nonesuchthings. They’re inspired by Chinese papercrafts and carry symbols from its traditions:

On My Way – Fashionista: Fashion Industry News, Designers, Runway Shows, Style Advice

Today is my last day at Fashionista. After 20 crazy, amazing, exhausting months, it’s time to move on. (I’m joining Lucky as the executive digital editor.) I can’t even begin to explain how important this job has been to me. Not only have I met man…

Marc Jacobs’ Mens Campaign Features Bare Bums, Balls And Balloons

The Juergen Teller lensed images feature artist 53-year-old Cerith Wyn Evans cavorting around pantless, sometimes with balloons. Sometimes with said balloons tied around his bits (don’t worry they don’t float away). Needless to say, this is all a ta…

The Horrors And Pleasures Of The Columbia House Music Club In Six Albums

Nostalgia for the cultural touchstones of the 1990s, according to the Times, is a real-life, actual thing. Of course, they’re thinking in terms of Nickelodeon programs like "Doug" and "All That." I would hasten to add that any good reminiscence of t…

Supercut: Cinema's Greatest Mirror Pep Talks

This is actually our second crowd-sourced supercut, where Oliver provided the topic and you the FilmDrunk reader gave scene suggestions. The result is Cinema’s Greatest Mirror Pep Talk. In a way, it’s kind of like a cross between 40 Inspirational Mo…

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