August 17, 2011
Of course you don't. Who would want that? Well apparently some people do. Here is an example of one such photo and the set-up they use to make it.
Game over. No sport will ever top this. Dodgeball evolves to its only logical conclusion.
Disturbing yet strangely beautiful photos of riot police using hoses to spray magenta colored water on a crowd of opposition members, gathered outside of Kampala to mourn protesters who were killed earlier this year. Repression has never been so photogenically surreal.
You remember David Thorne? He's that guy who tried to settle his debt with the picture of a spider. He's one of the Internet's premiere trolls (if such a thing exists). Well his pranks have resulted in many formal complaints at his office. Now Jim Halpert doesn't seem so charming to me...
This is making me hungry and sad at the same time and I don't like it. What foods would you give your soul to have back, BuzzFeed?
Switzerland: No longer on my bucket list. Not even the supernatural can hide from the all-mighty Street View cars.
Once the United States dominated this list, but these days, you would have to travel halfway across the world to visit all the tallest buildings in it. However, in less than a decade, the tallest building on this list is going to be much, much larger.
Jordan Laws at ScreenWerks has put together an awesome and hypnotizing video that turns a bunch of classic movie lines into a song. Kind of. Just watch it. It's great.
Donald Glover/Childish Gambino's best song gets ANOTHER awesome music video. This one is a perfect mash-up of clips from Community and the ever-great "Freaks and Geeks."
I'd explain this photo, but it's better if you didn't know anything.
I didn't realize they were in Pokémon. If I had known I would have totally played Pokémon. Does anybody have a copy of Pokémon I could borrow?
Beth, of "Rolling Rabbit Productions" was challenged to recreate the most famous Super Mario characters as their gender opposites. The results are pretty excellent. Especially because Waluigi basically looks the same, while a female Mario just looks like a really nice mom.
Apparently, liquor store owners are often quite the sassy and witty bunch. It may seem needless, but these liquor stores are definitely advertising themselves better than the rest.
This may actually be the most pointless thing on the Internet. Also this is totally SFW.
"What? He paid his debt to society. Fine. Fine! Look whatever. You guys can judge me, but I'm going to win this damn league." "We will judge you Charlie. We will."
The most anti-climatic space noise you'll hear today. Guaranteed. Of course this is what they sound like from the ground, hundreds of miles away from the source.
Some dude named Ruben fell asleep during a comedy set by Mike E. Winfield. No reasonable comedian could fail to rise to the occasion. (Thanks for the tip, Matin!)
Apple's new headquarters, which looks like a spaceship, is also going to be larger than the Pentagon. How big is that? This infographic shows the Pentagon, a cruise ship, a U.S. nuclear aircraft carrier, a U.S. Navy Blimp, a WWII battleship, the Empire State Building, and a supertanker, all enclosed in the size of the new Apple HQ. That's huge.
Here it is. The final battle. What you've waiting your entire life for. IT ALL ENDS.
As a legal expert, I'd say that if someone were doing this on your morning commute, homicide would be considered justifiable.* (*Not an actual legal expert. Seriously. Don't kill people.)