August 26, 2011
It's very easy. And you will be WASTED.
This is such a perfect caption.
These people are really the suffering. Oh, the horror!
Oh, wait... This was on a proof that almost went to print, but was caught before it wound up scarring children/subliminally enticing lonely housewives in Barnes and Noble. Cannot be unseen.
At UCB's annual Del Close Marathon they asked for an audience member to tell a story. Unfortunately the guy who was picked told a very, very creepy one. Read the awesome Halle Keifer's take on being in the crowd that night at Splitsider.
Brace yourself. What do you know of water? Water is for the late summer, when hurricanes batter the coast for years.
Comprehending the size and beauty of national parks around the United States is usually pretty hard. These incredible images taken by NASA should help you get a better grasp of it.
According to multiple media reports, panic-stricken New Yorkers are mobbing store shelves in anticipation of Hurricane Irene. We ventured into the streets of SoHo to see what sort of crucial survival supplies jittery Manhattanites are hoarding so that they might weather the storm. What's in YOUR hurricane preparedness kit?
They're ready for hurricanes and so much more.
Okay, now I am truly terrified.
Priorities, Goshen College. I feel like yours may be out of whack.
Last night on Childrens Hospital featured a party catered by our friends from Party Down catering. Here it is in its (all too brief) entirety for your viewing pleasure.
All the girls will be wearing them. And they will be followed by camera crews. Obviously.
Today is National Dog Day, and that means it's time to measure up the current dogs holding world records, from heaviest to smallest, and everything in-between.
President Obama speaks from Martha's Vineyard about the impending landfall of Hurricane Irene and the federal government's preparation for what could be a historic storm. Takeaway: Get ready. NOW.
The more you know. Here's hoping Irene won't warrant a lobby to retire her name.
At least he's a "loving neighbor." Not like one of those jerky neighbors.
The answer to the above question is yes. The previous statement is a lie.
Because you never know when you'll need a masturbation toy that can store your data.
This is definitely a more valuable find than the first-edition of Twilight.
So the hurricanepocalypse is fast approaching and people are freaking out. I'm here to say that I for one welcome our new rain-god overlords. The hurricane might actually improve some things.
So spiritual, so atonal.
Someone get this lady a sandwich or something.
Come on, world. Buy beer not vodka. Jeeeez.
So, is that thousands of dollars worth of stolen snakes in your pants, or...? 22-year-old Eric Fiegel walked into Predator's Reptile Center in Mesa, Arizona, and walked out with a great number of baby albino boa constrictors. His motives are unclear at this point, but it doesn't really sound like a great idea.
And cool people at that. He's just chillin'. No "g" or nothing.
This is what New York City will look like when hurricane Irene hits.
Nothing phishy here at all. How could a face like that lie to you?
The most destructive hurricane to hit New England in the last two hundred years. Making landfall as a Category 3, the Long Island Express (hurricanes weren't named at the time) killed over 600 people and destroyed more than 57,000 homes.
Wheeeeeeeee! Human children aren't the only ones able to break and enter to play on dangerous equipment.
Cosby, that is.
Do I really have to say more than that? Why aren't you watching this now? They're literally called Hatebeak. HATEBEAK. (Thanks Max!)
Well Aol, do you have an answer for us? Why does it smell? Why?