August 30, 2011
Need more DoTs! Stop attacking the spawns, guys. Seriously.
It's about time we do away with this antiquated and useless form of American currency, and start rounding up our change like real men (and women). Think about these facts next time you're at the counter scrounging for three cents just so that you don't get 97 in change.
A baby kangaroo pokes its head out of its mother's pouch.
Why would she take the stairs? She must be allergic to fun.
Onlarla tanışalı dört yıl oldu. Onlar hayatımıza gireli, onlarla birlikte ağlayıp birlikte güleli, hayatın içinden onlarla birlikte geçmeye başlayalı dört yıl Onlarınki uzun bir yolculuktu. Bu yolda onlara eşlik ettik. Her biri bizim dostumuz, arkad…
Gizmodo writer Alyssa Bereznak went on an OkCupid date with a man named Jon Finkel. He was a seemingly nice guy, who just happened to be a top level professional poker player, but more notably a former Magic: The Gathering world champion. Ms. Bereznak found this too nerdy for her tastes and decided to write an article about her "horror story." The Internet was not happy. Here are the 10 best reactions.
Suddenly being able to do three dead weight pull-ups doesn't seem like such an achievement.
It's that time of year. Universities across the world are gearing up for a new school year, which means, for many, being away from home for the first time. This post is a warning for those freshmen. Don't be these people. For the rest of you? It's probably too late.
America doesn't have the monopoly on kids growing up too quick. I can't even form a coherent one-liner; that's how messed up this is.
Become an armchair archaeologist. The closest you'll ever get to being Indiana Jones, short of actually leaving your house.
You keep using that holiday. I do not think it means what you think it means.
What could go wrong? I mean, there's water right there and it's only a flare. I smell a new Olympic event!
Unicorn apocalypse is adorably terrifying. How could they leave out Mole Men uprising though?
He compares atheists to "convicted sex offenders, ex-convicts, terrorist cells, hate groups like the KKK, skinheads, radical Islamists, etc." Creating a registry of people based on differing beliefs? That's never backfired.
I can't tell you why I enjoyed this video so much, but that doesn't matter. What matters is sand. We need more. MORE SAND!
Although just beating video games is a pretty time-consuming process, I can't even imagine how long completing this paintings based on them must have taken. From all across the Internet, here's some of the most amazing fan-created video game paintings.
Wacom has developed a ballpoint that creates a digital version of any drawing, designed to work on any paper.
I'd hate to see what this cat would do to a stuffed Garfield.
I expect this from Kathie Lee, but Hoda? Do you know that Hoda has a Peabody? And not even for like a show she was just a team member on. She personally won one. Why have you come to this? Why?
This is by far my favorite of the Baldwin/Krasinski rivalry ads. It has everything: insane Alec Baldwin, accidental arson, and 912 (the aforementioned "911 for rich people"). Now if only the Red Sox and Yankees weren't so insufferable...
This step by step guide is mind blowing. Who knew it was this easy to get into other people's voicemails? I mean besides Rupert Murdoch and company. I certainly didn't.
Members of the Outlawz, the hip hop group founded by Tupac Shakur, reminisce over cutting marijuana with his remains and smoking the hybrid during a beach memorial.
A group of New Zealanders wondered aloud why there was no New Zealand version of Jackass. They went about changing that. Kind of. (Thanks Mike!)
@ElBloombito is a very funny "Spanish" language twitter account that purports to be the Mayor of New York City. When asked about the account, Mayor Bloomberg showed off his own bilingual abilities.
Starring Bully Cat, Pushover Cat, and Mini Lion.
Russian pole vaulter Dmitry Starodubtsev's pole snapped in half while airborne during the 2011 World Championships.