August 19, 2011
Susanne Eman of Casa Grande, Arizona--currently weighing in at 720 pounds--hopes to become the fattest woman of all time and surpass the standing record of 1,600 pounds. Here is what she eats EVERY DAY to try and shatter that record. It's a 21,962 calorie menu of sadness. Why is she doing this? Because she's considered hot by the SSBBW community.
This infographic from The Daily Beast shows what books President Obama has been able to get to in the last three years. Any surprises for you?
If you've ever been curious what it's like to truly live like a steampunk--and honestly, who hasn't--you'll want to check out the amazing intricacies of this apartment in New York City's Chelsea neighborhood. Originally designed by Jeremy Noritz, the loft is now for sale for $1.75 million, as-is. What a steel.
As a wizard in the wild west, you have to catch as many strawberry milkshakes in this non-alcoholic saloon as possible. It's best if you don't think too hard about that last sentence.
The New Condoms Tumblr takes financially well-endowed companies' slogans and creates the condom wrappers that would better represent them. This is certainly the classiest implementation of childish sexual innuendos out there, not to mention some great-looking packaging.
This combines two of my great loves: The Muppets and Pixar. Apparently everyone's favorite peanut gallery made a cameo in "Presto" (which was shown originally before Wall-E).
When your husband only has eyes for the internet, your marriage can be "topsy turvy" to say the least. Take a look at what can happen to "till death do we part."
Lorne, you have to start using Jay Pharaoh more. You just have to. And that is the only sane takeaway from this chart. That's it.
That noise you heard was my brain exploding.
It's gone on long enough. In addition to all the awesome stuff that you guys send us, we also get a lot of the weirdest things you could imagine. We decided our readers deserved, nay needed to see some of the bizarre stuff we wouldn't otherwise post. Each Friday we'll share that week's weirdest message. This message from earlier today is our first entry. Be warned it's slightly graphic. (Disclaimer: WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PHOTO'S CREATION AND DO NOT SUPPORT IT.)
This is exactly true. Can we all just agree on this now?
And Rick Perry. And Sarah Palin. And Mike Huckabee. And Dennis Kucinich. And Joe Biden. And...
This woman might win the Worst Babysitter In the World award. (It's very prestigious.) She was babysitting and she took the baby for a ride in the back of a pickup truck. She was shocked and confused when police pulled her over.
The parents of 15-year-old model Hailey Clauson are suing Urban Outfitters and photographer Jason Lee Parry because they consider this shirt "salacious" and sexually suggestive. They claim they were unaware that their daughter would be photographed in such a way or that the image was going to be sold on apparel. Yet another reason Urban Outfitters is evil.
Well, at least he's safe.
Well played Riverside, Iowa. Well played indeed.
The King is dead. Long live the
King mom-centric ad campaign. This is a travesty.
The awesome Male Minded has a few new pieces of advice for both guys and girls. These are important things to remember.
My inner child may or may not have just made a small keening noise. My mother never handmade anything much less something this radical.
Is the hose whispering the secrets of the universe? Or is he just thirsty? You tell me!
CBS News (journalism!) has put together a list of the most promiscuous cities in the country. It's a terrible list. We totally disagree with their "facts." Here's a much better list. It's like their list, but right.
Here are some comics Aziz Ansari made with lyrics from Jay Z's and Kanye's "Watch The Throne" album. The zebra one is my personal favorite.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW APE OVERLORDS. GAME OVER, MAN. Game over.