August 8, 2011
D'awwwww. In a few years, though, this bear WILL get its revenge.
It's kind of crazy to see this letter on that letterhead.
"Horsemaning," or fake beheading, was a popular way of taking pictures in the 1920s. It's currently experiencing a revival and is basically the new planking. Here are some modern day adaptations of this popular new/old photo trend.
Well now that we've cleared that up. Wait, no. Just as confused as ever.
Hermes: Soon he'll be stronger and more flexible than Hercules and Gumby combined! Dr. Zoidberg: Gumbercules? I love that guy!
The Dow Jones fell a staggering 634 points today, even worse than last week's 513 point stockpocalypse. It's the worst single day loss on Wall Street since November of 2008. The S&P downgrade of the United States' credit rating weighed heavily on the markets. Break out your Dr. Strangelove survival kits.
The ground EVERYTHING is hot lava. With the heat index reaching triple digits daily for several weeks, this play set finally gave up the ghost.
Phillips Andover has a rap song in which students tell us all the ways that Andover is the best place to go to high school. I suppose I was just listening to Jay-Z and Kanye rap about their rich lifestyles so why should this be any different? (Oh, right, because they know how to rap.)
Today is the 25th anniversary of Rob Reiner's classic adaptation of Stephen King's short story "The Body," or as the world remembers it "Stand By Me." Here are 10 things you didn't know about Gordie, Chris, and company
Not only is this the song of the summer, but you also get to find out the secret of the "Hamptons Jitney." Prepare to be amazed.
Time to break out another round of rovers? The brown streaks appear during the Martian spring and summer but disappear again in the winter. This cycle then repeats, leading scientists to hypothesize that it is evaporating water.
It turns out Macy's has an interesting dressing room policy that allows them to keep an eye on you. And after they got so mad at me about my camera equipment...
ABC was granted exclusive access to never-before-heard interviews with Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis from the Kennedy Library, and British tabloids are claiming to have learned the most salacious details from the secret tapes. ABC flatly denies these reports, but will not address specifics until their own special airs in September. In the meantime, here are the juiciest bits alleged to be in the Jackie O tapes.
It had to be done.
Rrrraaaaawwwwrrrrrr! It's dinosaur for "I am the frackin' Batman!"
A cool song gets a cool video starring the coolest genetically altered television nerd of all time. Stefan was always way more interesting than Steve Urkel. This is just a fact.
Unfortunately the Royals grounds crew is still better at being a grounds crew than the Royals are at being a baseball team.
Thirty-five officers were injured and over one-hundred and sixty people arrested over the weekend. The violence broke out in the gritty north London suburb of Tottenham on Saturday night amid community anger over a fatal police shooting of a 29-year-old father of four. Police said "copycat criminal" violence spread to other parts of the city Sunday night and early Monday, including, briefly, London's busy shopping and tourist district at Oxford Circus.
Read that headline again... Do you know how weird something has to be for it to be the weirdest Craigslist ad ever? This is that weird. All I will say is that it involves a ridiculous request, dinosaurs, and babysitting.
Nothing like the old "Embarrass your opponent by throwing the ball off his head" move to bring back memories of And 1 Mixtape Tours and PS2 basketball. Now if only Jennings could shoot...
Sometimes I think Anonymous is annoying, but then they go and do something like this. Well done. Well done.
Actor/Musician Miles Fisher has put out this crazy but great music video. I mean David Koechner is in it. How awesome can one video be? That said it's weirdly violent for being Bayside-based, but as it uses the cast of Final Destination 5 that makes a degree of sense. The song, "New Romance," is kind of great too.
And when I say "we don't play Mario Kart," what I mean is "we don't tow your friend behind the car on his big wheel." I would judge Australia, but I'm sure people do the same dumb stuff here.
Because a kitten mechanic won't stop... Until the job is finished and your car runs satisfactorily.
Missy Elliot made a remix of Katy Perry's song, "Last Friday Night."
To this day, I still wish I had Clarissa Darling's bedroom. Between the hub caps and Elvis, it really doesn’t get much cooler. Here are some other on-screen bedrooms that will bring you back.