August 11, 2011
This is heartbreaking. I don't know sign language, so I had to trust the subtitles, but wow. This is insanely sad.
This device must not be allowed to exist. Shut down the Internet before middle management sees!
This is the question that political organization "Why The F*ck Does Doug Funnie Only Mack On White Chicks?" poses in their mission statement. As today is the twentieth anniversary of the seminal Nickelodeon series, and therefore a great deal of praise is being heaped on Mr. Funnie and company, we figured we'd let the other side speak.
Craigslist is a wonderful place to buy and sell things. Especially if you have or are looking for a couch that is this epic. I mean look at that celebrity endorsement!
Robert Vietze of Vermont was taken into custody by Port Authority officers at JFK airport in New York yesterday after he nearly got into a mid-flight fight with the father of an 11-year-old girl. Why was the father so upset? We'll let the New York Post set the scene.
Who wouldn't want to visit?
From the same Q&A at the Iowa State Fair in which he said corporations are people, here's Mitt Romney getting mad at the notion we should tax rich people. He's a man of the people. Insanely wealthy, private equity firm-founding, job-liquidating, chinos-pressing people.
No, I am not being ironic. Self-aware, artistic or geeky, these tats challenge the concept of slutty chicks with tribal ink.
It turns out some very famous people have done some bad things. I know. I was shocked too.
But he brought the party back to late night! Does this mean the party is gone? What happened to the party?
Wow. Charla Nash was brutally attacked by a chimpanzee in 2009 and lost most of her face. Here are before and after photos of her complete face transplant. Pretty amazing. WARNING: Graphic images.
"My whole guild is boycotting your game, and it's not even on the shelves yet!" He's lost his mind. Is this a Will Ferrell character?
Proving once and for all that the show's title is ironic.
And selling paint. SPOILER!
These parents are so upset that Nintendo is trying to "trick" them into spending more money. I mean they have support groups and therapy sessions for families who feel "Nintendpendent." People were dumb.
Apes will rise...