Archive
August 15, 2011
Diamond "Eye Jewelry"
Dammit Japan India? Is that a twinkle in your eye or are you just $15,000 poorer due to cosmetic contacts?
President Obama's New Debt Plan: Kickstarter
"I know normally Kickstarter is for bad web series ideas and ugly art projects. Like a horse made out of wires or something." This might not work, but at least it made me laugh.
Memo To Rick Perry: Don't Hold Your Arm Like That
Especially at a podium with a microphone. I mean seriously. Don't even let your arm do that for a second. Not even one second.
10 Phallic Foods Politicians Should Eat On Camera
Because the public is five years old. Entertain us again, Perry! How many can you eat, Bachmann?
Washington DC Restaurant Requires You To Sign A Contract When You Make A Reservation
Thank to our friends at EaterDC for pointing us to this two-page contract that all diners must sign when making reservations at DC's new restaurant, Rogue 24. The contract includes cell phone and camera bans as well as an insanely steep late cancellation fee. What do you guys think? Fair? Ridiculous?
Fandango: You're Abusing Your Notification Powers
Thank god you let me know! I'm sure if I didn't see this, there was no way I'd have remembered to not go see this movie.
Troll Family Is Trollin'
Warning: Never tell your family to stay out of your room. Especially when you won't be able to check on them for a month.
Rick Perry Eating A Corn Dog
Another shameless attempt to steal Michele Bachmann's thunder. Talk about stimulating your base. Caucus jokes!
Photographic Evidence Of Insidious Moose Invasion
They're everywhere! Bullwinkle, why would you turn on us like this?
The 5 Best Moments Of Warren Buffett's Epic New York Times Op-ed
One of our richest people (he seems to bounce between the numbers one and two slots) has come out in favor of tax increases on the wealthy. Now can we start doing that? I mean he said it was okay.
