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January 31, 2011

Dogs Falling Asleep By Their Food Bowls

There is a rare occasion when sleep is more important than eating. For these doggies, that time is now. Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the other pups bite! (Alternatively, dogs passed out after a long night partying.)

The United Kingdom Explained

This video explaining the differences between Great Britain, the UK, and England is seriously revelatory.

What A Lovely Home

From a realty website's listing of a Houston-area house, here's a perfectly normal photograph of a perfectly normal bathroom. Sold. It's like putting out the fine China when you have guests.

The Cruelest Game Show

A contestant on a game show must identify different smells in complete darkness on a Norwegian game show.

Man Files Police Report Over Fake Facebook Profile

Lance Mobley filed a complaint with police about this Facebook profile, which he claims was created by his ex-girlfriend's father, portraying him as a male prostitute and pedophile. All of this happened in the great state of South Carolina. On top of it being virulently homophobic and racist, the grammar is hilariously atrocious. Can you be charged with run-on sentences in the third degree? Maybe hit and run-on sentences?

Meet Your New Superman

Henry Cavill has been announced as the new Superman in Zack Snyder's reboot of the superhero franchise. And he's a Jersey boy! Jersey being an island in the archipelago of British Crown Dependencies in the English Channel, that is. He's best known for his work in The Tudors and appears to be fit. Sorry, Brandon Routh.

Cause and Effect

Kids belittle the darnedest things. But no, seriously, Tony is a dork.

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