January 31, 2011
Man Files Police Report Over Fake Facebook Profile
Lance Mobley filed a complaint with police about this Facebook profile, which he claims was created by his ex-girlfriend's father, portraying him as a male prostitute and pedophile. All of this happened in the great state of South Carolina. On top of it being virulently homophobic and racist, the grammar is hilariously atrocious. Can you be charged with run-on sentences in the third degree? Maybe hit and run-on sentences?
Meet Your New Superman
Henry Cavill has been announced as the new Superman in Zack Snyder's reboot of the superhero franchise. And he's a Jersey boy! Jersey being an island in the archipelago of British Crown Dependencies in the English Channel, that is. He's best known for his work in The Tudors and appears to be fit. Sorry, Brandon Routh.
Exclusive: First Look At PETA's NSFW New Super Bowl Spot (And The Crazy Ads That Led Up To It)
So, PETA is launching their new Super Bowl ad right here on BuzzFeed. It has girls fellating vegetables in it, so I wouldn't necessarily count on seeing this air during the actual Super Bowl. Here it is, followed by an illuminating tour of banned PETA Super Bowl ads from the last decade.