January 21, 2011
Get the things into the things. You should know how to do this stuff by now. It gets tricky though!
A menagerie of internet animals who enjoy massive amounts of cocaine. But seriously, kids, don't do drugs (with animals).
Let's talk about how goddamn dainty this fucking cat is.
Here's the graphic that flashed onscreen on last night's episode of Parks and Recreation.
A never-used warning from the Food and Drug Administration that was to have been placed on cans of Four Loko. Seems strange that the FDA would use such foul language. Also seems strange that this appears to be written in the distinctive and hilarious voice of Mr. Show co-creator Bob Odenkirk.
Kid tries to imitate the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Dance.
Iconic beverages in film, posterized. Now I really want to two-fist a PBR and a milkshake.
This blanket made from 100% authentic hamster fur costs $4,000.
Strictly for medical use, such as treating glaucoma or midichlorian infection. If you smoke enough of this, Hayden Christensen is a good actor.
This was my dream dog when I was young. They look like brains.
Bob loves money.
Ryan Gosling + dancing orphan children = heaven.
Katy Perry was getting chummy with Mark Zuckerberg at the Facebook headquarters. Internet titans collide, hug. Zuckerberg looks just as befuddled as we are by this scenario.
From Pole Spin: The International Pole Dance Fitness and Lifestyle Magazine, portraits of pole dancing families. First of all, there's an international pole dance fitness and lifestyle magazine? Of course there is. Second of all, 2-year-old Kayne really knows how to work that pole. More over at Jezebel.
This is what happens when you try to meet women on Craigslist. Conversely, never believe a man who advertises himself as "smart and attractive." Nice tits!