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January 21, 2011

Cocaine Animals

A menagerie of internet animals who enjoy massive amounts of cocaine. But seriously, kids, don't do drugs (with animals).

Dainty Cat

Let's talk about how goddamn dainty this fucking cat is.

Four Loko's Graphic FDA Warning

A never-used warning from the Food and Drug Administration that was to have been placed on cans of Four Loko. Seems strange that the FDA would use such foul language. Also seems strange that this appears to be written in the distinctive and hilarious voice of Mr. Show co-creator Bob Odenkirk.

Do the Flail

Kid tries to imitate the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Dance.

Famous Movie Drinks

Iconic beverages in film, posterized. Now I really want to two-fist a PBR and a milkshake.

Star Wars: A New Dope

Strictly for medical use, such as treating glaucoma or midichlorian infection. If you smoke enough of this, Hayden Christensen is a good actor.

Katy Perry and Mark Zuckerberg, BFFs

Katy Perry was getting chummy with Mark Zuckerberg at the Facebook headquarters. Internet titans collide, hug. Zuckerberg looks just as befuddled as we are by this scenario.

The Family That Poles Together

From Pole Spin: The International Pole Dance Fitness and Lifestyle Magazine, portraits of pole dancing families. First of all, there's an international pole dance fitness and lifestyle magazine? Of course there is. Second of all, 2-year-old Kayne really knows how to work that pole. More over at Jezebel.

Ur Pretty Hot LOL

This is what happens when you try to meet women on Craigslist. Conversely, never believe a man who advertises himself as "smart and attractive." Nice tits!

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