Archive
January 20, 2011
Ninja Cat Is Waiting
Go ahead, leave those green beans unattended.
The 25 Best Nicknames From The New York Mob Bust
Earlier today I posted a few nicknames from the biggest mafia bust in FBI history. Well, I found court papers, and turns out there are even more convicted mobsters with amazing nicknames. Now hopefully they don't kill me for posting them.
Awesome Alt Magazine Covers of the '90s
I really need to get some back issues of Index.
The Meta-Horoscope
The ultimate horoscope prediction, made from the most common words in 4,000 astrological readings. So stop worrying about Ophiuchus and all of this Zodiac nonsense, because everything is going to be fun and energy. Maybe hard. Or easy.
365 Days Of Beard
Thought Octobeard was tough?
What Are Your Five All-Time Favorite TV Shows?
Don't think too hard about this - just list your top 5 below.
Iron Man Cake
A cake more lifelike in its portrayal of Iron Man than Robert Downey Jr. (which isn't a knock against Downey, who is great, it's just the cake is that good). This cake is the opposite of repulsor.
The Major Players In The Biggest Mob Bust Ever
If you haven't already heard, 100 mobsters were arrested in New York's biggest mafia bust ever.
The Comprehensive Guide To House Cats
Everything you'll ever need to know about identifying house cats in a (very large) infographic. I want a chocolate shaded tortie cat.
Britain's Fattest Man Has A Tantrum
Paul Mason, formerly the world's fattest man, is still quite upset about having his government benefits cut. The sobbing seems a bit overweight...I mean overwrought. Sorry.
How To Get An Atheist To Go To Church
Looks like ~heaven~ to me.
Hilarious Harry Potter Macros
How do you make Harry Potter better than it already is? Macros. Just doing it for the lulz.
110 Fat Asses of the Animal Kingdom
Just a bunch of photos of pathetically obese animals.
Who Wore It Best: The Pinocchio Penis Tattoo
Do you think these two guys know each other?
Meet The Woman Who Fell Into A Fountain While Texting
They found the woman who fell into a fountain while texting. Her name is Cathy Cruz Marrero and she's a 49-year-old born again Christian from Reading, PA. She's not very happy about it, though. She says, "It's funny, but you need to see the serious side of it. What if it was a senior citizen? Would it be funny then?" (Yes, it would.)
The Best Part Of Paula Deen's Wikipedia Page
I also had no idea she was agoraphobic.
Rafael Nadal's Armani Underwear Campaign
Yes yes yes, finally. I've been waiting for these ever since I made this.
Hot Chicks in Catwoman Costumes
Judging by this small army of dedicated Catwoman cosplayers, Anne Hathaway has some pretty big stiletto boots to fill. The entire range of Catwoman costumes are represented, from the '60s television show to the current comics iteration. Although the Halle Berry version is given short shrift here. Some things are better left to rot in the back alley dumpster of history.
Giuliana Rancic: Weight Has Nothing to Do with My Fertility Issues
The slim reality star calls out famous skinny moms -- like Kelly Ripa, Victoria Beckham and Gisele -- to prove her point.
'Jersey Shore' Star JWoww Shows off Bikini Body
'Jersey Shore' starlet Jenni 'JWoww' Farley is 20 pounds lighter and ready to flaunt it by posing in a bikini.
Was Christina Aguilera "Wasted" at Jeremy Renner's Party?
Sources say the singer and her boyfriend showed up uninvited at Renner's birthday bash and drunkenly climbed in his bed!
Comic Asks for One Million Dollars on YouTube; Millionaire Offers It
Comic asks for one million dollars on YouTube; millionaire obliges.
Lamar Odom: "I Didn't Want to Wait" to Marry Khloe Kardashian
Lamar Odom knows a good woman when he sees one. Which is why the L.A. Lakers star says he didn't hesitate to snatch up wife Khloe Kardashian when they met.
Exclusive Clip from Santa Sangre
Down Syndrome kids do cocaine, party with trannies. Clip from Santa Sangre with special needs kids doing coke, transvestites, guy with no legs.
Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy to Star in Dark Knight Rises
Anne Hathaway will play Catwoman and Tom Hardy will play Bane in Christopher Nolan's third Batman film, The Dark Knight Rises.
Fauxchella 2011 Lineup [PIC]
Fauxchella 2011 Lineup: All your favorite fictional bands will be there -- looks like it's gonna be awesome...Stolen From Julia Segal (With New Title Added)
What a Flying Arrow Sees in Its Rear View
Last month, Miss Cellania showed us the view of a camera attached to the tip of a sword. YouTube user rcman0125 offers something similar: the view of a rear-facing camera on the end of an arrow in flight.
All Hail Michael Douglas, King of the A-List Photobomb
That's right, it's a picture of Michael Douglas, Oscar winner and all-around badass, photobombing his own wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Angelina Jolie.
The Scoop on Nicole Kidman’s Secret Baby
A friend of the the family says Kidman and Keith Urban "never gave up faith they’d have another child together"
