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January 4, 2011

Cat in a Bucket

I think this cat is on Vicodin. Seriously, I can't tell if the cat is in a profound state of transcendental ecstasy or silently seething with rage. Depending on which it is, the rubber ducky is either adorable or menacing.

Suckadelic Action Figures

Handmade, bootleg action figures with a snotty satirical bent. Their catchphrase is "If you buy this, you're an asshole." I can't wait to get my hands on Anus Head. He'll look great next to my Gay Boba Fett. Fortunately, Suckadelic has an upcoming art show where Anus Head will have my hands gotten upon him.

Cookie Sutra

Put aside all other "how to" manuals; this one satisfies many appetites!

SpongeBob Bikini Grooming Kit for 3-Year-Olds

It's amazing how a few poorly chosen words can turn an innocent children's toy into a gift bag handed out at NAMBLA conventions. Bikini Bottom, for those of you who don't have kids or aren't high, is the name of the underwater city where SpongeBob lives. Thank God the toy company didn't mention his summer home in the hamlet of Vajazzle.

Alternative Grandmas

Grandma isn’t always just grandma. Just like Blanche from the Golden Girls these grandmas aren’t afraid to flaunt what they've got.

Don't Cord Me, Bitch

A KFC employee does not take kindly to being recorded. I'd also be upset if I had to make Double Downs for drunk people with Flip cams.

Plus-Size Superheroes

This is how your favorite superheroes may look after spending the holidays feasting. I guess we know what their number one resolution for 2011 is. And if it’s not, it should be.

30 Famous Foot Fetishists

Rex Ryan has some pretty distinguished company in the Foot Fancy Club. Who knew that the head coach of the New York Jets would be sucking toes alongside the likes of James Joyce and Andy Warhol?

Facebook IPO Looks Likely For 2012

It’s hard to ignore the headlines with the news that Facebook has raised $500 million from Goldman Sachs and Digital Sky Technologies at a $50 billion valuation. It’s also rumored that the social network plans to raise another $1.5 billion through a special purpose vehicle that Goldman Sachs will be setting up. This has raised a lot of eyebrows and the questions are flying.

A History Of Bond Cars

James Bond is a man that has more cars than you ever will. So many, in fact, that there is an entire infographic dedicated to them!

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