January 4, 2011
Suckadelic Action Figures
Handmade, bootleg action figures with a snotty satirical bent. Their catchphrase is "If you buy this, you're an asshole." I can't wait to get my hands on Anus Head. He'll look great next to my Gay Boba Fett. Fortunately, Suckadelic has an upcoming art show where Anus Head will have my hands gotten upon him.
The Best Sci-Fi Based On The Appeal Of Its Cosplayers [NSFW]
Last week, Jack made some lofty claims about finding the single best Princess Leia costume of all time, so I decided to crunch some numbers to see how Star Wars cosplayers stacked up to other cosplayers. This is science. I'm doing science here.
So, Uh, This Is Stephanie Seymour and her Teenage Son
Hey, no really, it's great that they seem so...close. More power to them for being...a tight knit family. I'm...not going to say anything else. Although, and again, I'm certainly not one to cast puritanical mores on other people, but, um--and this is just an observation, not a judgment--it looks like he's got a boner in the last picture.
SpongeBob Bikini Grooming Kit for 3-Year-Olds
It's amazing how a few poorly chosen words can turn an innocent children's toy into a gift bag handed out at NAMBLA conventions. Bikini Bottom, for those of you who don't have kids or aren't high, is the name of the underwater city where SpongeBob lives. Thank God the toy company didn't mention his summer home in the hamlet of Vajazzle.
Facebook IPO Looks Likely For 2012
It’s hard to ignore the headlines with the news that Facebook has raised $500 million from Goldman Sachs and Digital Sky Technologies at a $50 billion valuation. It’s also rumored that the social network plans to raise another $1.5 billion through a special purpose vehicle that Goldman Sachs will be setting up. This has raised a lot of eyebrows and the questions are flying.