January 14, 2011
The Empire Strikes Bark. Woof.
Enjoy ABK's new music video called "Last Chance."
It's a slow buzz day.
Apple just set up an awesome, real-time countdown to their ten billionth app download. It's not only fun to watch, but potentially lucrative: if you're the person to download the ten billionth app, you'll win a $10,000 iTunes gift card.
Miranda Cosgrove, star of iCarly, recently tweeted about her new song collaboration with Rivers Cuomo. Who hasn't the Weezer frontman worked with? Rap artist, pop artist, or rock, Rivers will work with you!
Those bluetooth things should be banned.
He's still got it.
Alternate title: 7 incredibly pretentious Gwyneth Paltrow quotes.
It doesn't even premiere until January 21st, but here's the first full episode of Portlandia. The internet is bountiful and generous today.
A 911 call in which a 4-year-old Florida boy wants Santa to punish his father with basement boulders. The police did a follow up and there was nothing amiss at the boy's home, aside from the really weird stories his parents were telling him about Santa's geology-based superpowers.
I have never laid eyes on anything as adorable as this baby french bulldog trapped in a bathtub.
Makes you feel really good about the next generation.
Seriously? As a mom I feel I can say this....FUCK YOU PAGEANT MOMS.
For the purposes of this game, llamas only see color when they are traveling quickly. You may need to suspend your disbelief a little here.
Figure that out Darwin!
Apparently, if you put your iPod in the microwave with a CD, it'll change colors.
Howard Stern had some choice words for Sarah Palin regarding her handling of the shooting in Tucson. The kindest thing he could find to say about her was that she was a "fucking crybaby." It goes downhill from there. Because Howard Stern's the political commentator America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Build your corporate empire from the ground up in this addictive office simulator.
A bulldog split open Martha Stewart's lip, a story which we'll let you absorb for a second, and Martha decided it was a great idea to meticulously document the process of sewing up the seeping gash in her face. Martha being Martha, even though she's undergoing a medical procedure, provides condescending commentary on the emergency room's wallpaper.
Toddlers and Tiaras wrests back the title of "Television Show Most Likely To Usher In The End Times" from Bridalplasty. This is an ad for tubal ligation.
Olivia Munn Eating Cookies: This one's for the internet...
That's one-thousand billion dollars!
Meet the most absurd proposed gun legislation yet.