January 14, 2011
When You're Bad, Santa Puts A Big Rock Under Your House
A 911 call in which a 4-year-old Florida boy wants Santa to punish his father with basement boulders. The police did a follow up and there was nothing amiss at the boy's home, aside from the really weird stories his parents were telling him about Santa's geology-based superpowers.
Howard Stern vs. Sarah Palin (NSFW)
Howard Stern had some choice words for Sarah Palin regarding her handling of the shooting in Tucson. The kindest thing he could find to say about her was that she was a "fucking crybaby." It goes downhill from there. Because Howard Stern's the political commentator America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Martha Stewart Surgery Photos
A bulldog split open Martha Stewart's lip, a story which we'll let you absorb for a second, and Martha decided it was a great idea to meticulously document the process of sewing up the seeping gash in her face. Martha being Martha, even though she's undergoing a medical procedure, provides condescending commentary on the emergency room's wallpaper.