January 12, 2011
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I mean, seriously, what were they thinking? Who cares what your business is called, I want to meet the person who thought molestationnursery.com was a grade A domain name.
Ministry of Magic is my new favorite Harry Potter themed band.
The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin recently crafted an elaborate eight course menu inspired by the Lord of the Rings films, going so far as to recreate Middle Earth dishes such as lembas bread and coney stew. Sitting around for twelve hours while you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy and eat eight courses is bound to increase your Middle Girth. Terrible. Sorry.
And to think that some people say all electronic music sounds the same. You may want to rethink this; I'm counting at least 11 different sounds.
"Blood Libel" refers to the idea that a person or group of persons have been falsely accused of being involved in human sacrifice, ritual murder, and/or cannibalism. It is traditionally an anti-Semitic slur related to the myth that Jews used Christian children's blood in rituals. Oh, and Sarah Palin is pretty certain that everyone has been Blood Libeling her lately. Sorry 'bout the blood libel, SP! We'll all refudiate it as soon as we can figure out WTF you are talking about.
Listen to his ode to Northwestern University and marijuana, "White and Purple".
Movies get away with murder when it comes to pick up lines. Would anyone ever use these IRL? God, I hope not.
The Facebook and Twitter accounts of Selena Gomez were hacked earlier today. The Facebook hacker conveniently provided video of the process. The hacker insists this is only for educational purposes to point out how easy it is breach Facebook's firewall. They didn't actually post anything on Gomez's wall because, in their words, "I'm not that much of a twat."
Artist Meredith Scheff is attempting to make a scarf a day throughout January, and the results thus far are pretty impressive. I would do things I would later not be proud of in order to swaddle my neck in the human organs scarf. Follow Meredith's progress at The Lady Cartoonist. We're going scarf crazy today at BuzzFeed!
Brrr! This winter, cover that naked neck of yours with an interesting scarf. From Long Cat to buttered bread, there's a large variety of unique scarves to keep you nice and toasty! [Ed note: Gavon and I sit next to each other in the office, and I had no idea he was making a scarf post too. GREAT MINDS!]
MySpace is probably shutting down permanently in June. These groups of people will probably be upset/devastated.
So bad that he deserves to be slapped.
Comic Book author Warren Ellis gave artists the challenge of creating a poster for an Iron Man movie, if the one and only Stanley Kubrick had directed it. All the designs are awesome, and there's no doubt Kubrick fans are now salivating at this very idea. Check out some of the best submissions! You can find the rest over here!
YES. Whoever you are, Alex. A thousand times yes.
Don't worry, the perp was later fingered. Groan.
Whether Angus or Boca, the journey to the center of a burger never looked so delicious!
The critics agree, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's A Shore Thing is a tour de force. These Amazon reviews, which I take at face value and read with absolutely no sarcasm or snark, are proof enough for me.
Casual cats, just sayin' hey.
Baby elephants just want to have fun!
Having had friends and family that worked for Disney, I can say this is completely accurate.