January 26, 2011
Great noodle monster installation by Parisian artist Theo Mercier, “Le Solitaire.” This describes exactly how I feel after indulging in the never-ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden.
These pizzas look almost too pretty to eat... Almost. You can have your pizza art, and eat it too!
Photos of children in mid-flight after being tossed like so much pizza dough. Or, a more fun way to look at, ninja babies raining down from the sky and brutally savaging the faces of their adult oppressors. Either way, cute.
31 of Michele Bachmann's greatest hits. Enjoy.
The soundest and most irrefutable medical advice of all time. In a follow up appointment, the patient was advised to quit being stupid.
University of Florida basketball player Chandler Parsons, after making a three pointer in the Gators' game against Georgia, was accidentally whipped in the groin by a teammate's towel. Apparently the towel was made of chainmail, because Parsons nearly collapsed on the floor from excruciating pain.
I'm not a White, Asian, or Latina lady with a big butt, but I'm thinking of calling this dude just to ask for some tips.
An instructional video teaching men to reject erotic bigotry and embrace their perineum. With jazz flute. You'll want to bring a lot of hand sanitizer to this particular yoga class.
The retail price for Wii Fit is only $89.99...
Never go away, Michele Bachmann, you adorable lunatic. The charts are a nice touch.
A man with a helmet containing live goldfish showed up at the 2011 Edwardian Ball, a steampunk goth costume event.
Need a trailer now! Can't wait!
A guy carrying a stretcher accidentally sits on the injured soccer player's face.
I'll have the Kitten Club, please.