Archive
January 10, 2011
Car Bursts Into Flames On Live Television
A car spun out and burst into flames behind a reporter in Marietta, GA during this morning's snow storm. There's no audio to the video, so a festive soundtrack was added. This is how unprepared the South is for a winter storm. Their vehicles explode upon contact with snow.
Amazing Water Sculptures
Artist Shinichi Maruyama shows off his skills of water bending (and high speed photography).
The Art of Seduction: Polar Bear Edition
A polar bear performs a sexy dance for a potential mate.
Glenn Beck Violently Stands Against Violence
It takes someone very clever, or very, very stupid to attempt to both criticize and celebrate something at the same time.
Sperm Wars
This is how you explain procreation to nerds. Condom? It's a trap!
11 "Special Instructions" For Pizza Delivery Places
Many pizza delivery chains now let you include "special instructions" when you place an order online and apparently they'll adhere to the instructions no matter how inane they seem. I admire their commitment, but I'm really curious how far the envelope can be pushed before they'll stop complying.
Guitar Hero Hooked Up to Burning Propane Tank
Some genius pyromaniac modded his Guitar Hero so that it controls the valves to a burning propane tank, creating a sort of musical fire fountain set to AC/DC. If menorahs could do this, Hanukkah would be much more popular.
Cats Indifferent to Clementines
They're probably indifferent because they'll never actually be able to peel and eat the clemetines.
Kids React to Viral Videos #4
This installment is worth it for the kids' precocious reactions to Justin Bieber alone ("I'd slap him in the face," "He's retarded," etc.). Also, "The goat was owning him with spit."
Chastity Belts For Men
Spotted at the recent Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, penis prisons to keep your man chaste. Also comes in camouflage to literally hide your shame.
The Most Helpful Reviews For Breguet's $110k Watch On Amazon
Amazon is out of stock, but you can still read reviews while Breguet forges new Tourbillon Messidors in the fires of Mount Doom. Can't wait for these to come back in stock, this $111,000 I have isn't going to spend itself.
2010’s Top Movies Posters Reimagined
Designer and movie buff, Sam Smith, celebrates his favorite 2010 films by designing unique posters for each one. Perhaps it’s time for Sam to quit his day job, the big leagues are calling. You can see the rest of his amazing designs right here!
The New Strokes Album Cover
Julian Casablancas tweeted this (probably) fake cover art for the new Strokes album.
Harry Potter Characters As Disney Characters
A comparison of Harry Potter and Disney characters created by Tumblr user Dreamparticles. Hermione as Belle? Perfect.
The 2011 No Pants Subway Ride
Improv Everywhere staged their annual No Pants Subway Ride over the weekend. Here are photos from the New York leg (har) of this global flash mob (har). There but (har?) for the grace of God go I. Considering it was below freezing, area hospitals were probably flooded with cases of non-sexy exposure. Now with video!
The Starbucks Logo: Snookified
Jimmy Kimmel gives the Starbucks logo a makeover – Snooki Style! Gym, Tan, Coffee!
Listen To Britney Spears' New Single "Hold It Against Me"!!!
LEGENDARY. AMAZING. PERFECT.
Speaking More Nonsense To Strangers
This guy's got a gift.
Timmy Does Ke$ha
WERK, TIMMY.
