January 10, 2011
A car spun out and burst into flames behind a reporter in Marietta, GA during this morning's snow storm. There's no audio to the video, so a festive soundtrack was added. This is how unprepared the South is for a winter storm. Their vehicles explode upon contact with snow.
Artist Shinichi Maruyama shows off his skills of water bending (and high speed photography).
A polar bear performs a sexy dance for a potential mate.
It takes someone very clever, or very, very stupid to attempt to both criticize and celebrate something at the same time.
This is how you explain procreation to nerds. Condom? It's a trap!
Many pizza delivery chains now let you include "special instructions" when you place an order online and apparently they'll adhere to the instructions no matter how inane they seem. I admire their commitment, but I'm really curious how far the envelope can be pushed before they'll stop complying.
Some genius pyromaniac modded his Guitar Hero so that it controls the valves to a burning propane tank, creating a sort of musical fire fountain set to AC/DC. If menorahs could do this, Hanukkah would be much more popular.
They're probably indifferent because they'll never actually be able to peel and eat the clemetines.
This installment is worth it for the kids' precocious reactions to Justin Bieber alone ("I'd slap him in the face," "He's retarded," etc.). Also, "The goat was owning him with spit."
Spotted at the recent Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, penis prisons to keep your man chaste. Also comes in camouflage to literally hide your shame.
Amazon is out of stock, but you can still read reviews while Breguet forges new Tourbillon Messidors in the fires of Mount Doom. Can't wait for these to come back in stock, this $111,000 I have isn't going to spend itself.
Improv Everywhere staged their annual No Pants Subway Ride over the weekend. Here are photos from the New York leg (har) of this global flash mob (har). There but (har?) for the grace of God go I. Considering it was below freezing, area hospitals were probably flooded with cases of non-sexy exposure. Now with video!
Jimmy Kimmel gives the Starbucks logo a makeover – Snooki Style! Gym, Tan, Coffee!
LEGENDARY. AMAZING. PERFECT.