January 24, 2011
I wish I had TIVO'd this episode of "This Day in History."
Today is the birthday of our esteemed editor, Tanner Ringerud. While Tanner was minding his own business at BuzzFeed HQ, a man in a trench coat delivered unto him a strange package. Happy birthday, Tanner!
I really just want to play Katamari now.
An explosion ripped through Moscow's busiest airport this morning, killing at least 35 and injuring more than a hundred. This is amateur video of the moments immediately following the blast. There's been no immediate claim of responsibility, but a suicide bomber is suspected. WARNING: The footage is disturbing, dead bodies are visible.
A graphic of every state and what they each ranked dead last in.
A cute 60 second fan version of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.
The Solar Bullet, an eco-friendly marital aid to help you "get off (literally) on saving the planet." The windmill-powered vibrator was deemed too conspicuous and the nuclear-powered vibrator was labeled by the Pentagon to be a threat to national security.
Pray for the serenity to accept the things you cannot change. Because resistance is futile.