Archive
June 29, 2011
13 Disturbingly Soulless Goat Eyes
I have looked into the maw of madness. Goats: Nature's cuddly nightmare fuel. So who wins the creep-off? Goats or Geese?
Anonymous Driver Circles Manhattan Island In Less Than 27 Minutes
Besting Alex Roy's 2001 record of 27 minutes, a new driver representing "Corporate Broadcasting Company" accomplished the insane feat in a mere 26:03. Here's a time-lapsed video of the 24.48 mile drive, apparently performed in a Saturn Sky and with a modest average speed of 56mph.
Who Wants A Shot Of Horse Semen?
Thirsty? Then head on over to the Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand. For only $20, you can quench your thirst with a fresh shot of apple-flavored horse semen. Suppose you probably should be the adventurous type!
The Dead Photos
I'm not dead yet! You will be in a minute! For the last four years, Wonford St. James has been cleverly playing dead around the world and photographing it for posterity.
Brokeback Man Vs. Wild
So I see Discovery got my fan letter.
Fight Club Meets The Holy Grail
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
13 Animals Eating Ice Cream
Wait, aren't most of these animals lactose intolerant? Shhh. Shhh. Just enjoy how happy they look.
Eating An Entire Jar Of Nutella In One Sitting
And without water. This man for president.
