Archive
June 14, 2011
Ball Of Light: A Light Painting Project
Surprisingly, this collection is entirely Photoshop free. Using an open shutter technique, Denis Smith creates these captivating spheres of light.
Doctor Who Mid-Series Break
Curse you, Moffat! The entire internet, including Reddit hates you right now.
16 Tacos In An Hour
I am an idiot. Here is my hour-long taco diving expedition, boiled down to a few disgusting minutes. As if you weren't offended enough by this gross display of conspicuous consumption, here is the nutritional breakdown of what I did to my body.
This Baby Is HORRIBLE At Harmonica
Seriously. Don't quit your day job.
Good News For Girls Who Have No Sex Appeal
Vintage ad from 1937 for a product that's guaranteed to turn any dame into the queen of the beach. "No sex appeal to that beanpole. Let's vamoose!"
Woody And Buzz Unleashed
Yes, please!
Fred Armisen Delivers High School Graduation Speech
The Saturday Night Live and Portlandia star was invited to speak at the graduation ceremony of Oregon Episcopal School in Portland. It was sweet and earnest and funny all at once ("swearnesty").
Distractions Are Distracting
What car?
Cats And Dogs Tolerate Flag Day
Happy Flag Day! I bet 234 years ago, when the American Flag was adopted by Congress, it was their deepest wish that we'd celebrate by forcing our pets to pose for photos.
You Can't Shoot Here
Jon Benjamin takes his show 'You Can't Shoot Here' to places where you can't shoot there. Action starts at 1:00.
Coolest Bicycle Ever
This ginger kid is stoked! Rightfully so, cause that bike is rad! Found at Geekleetist.
Samuel L. Jackson Reads 'Go The F**k To Sleep'
A sample of the audio version of Adam Mansbach's hit children's book, Go The Fuck To Sleep, as read by Samuel L. Jackson. Never was there a more perfect fucking union. You can download the whole thing for free over at Audible!
Play With Me
Is this dog bored, or is he just terrified by this woman's hair?
Anthony Weiner Flow Chart
Anthony Weiner, I am disappoint. And so are all my fellow liberals who had high hopes for you. Politicians, please take this message from Reddit to heart.
18 Reasons Why Urban Outfitters Is The Worst
If you didn't already know, Urban Outfitters is pretty shitty. Here are 18 reasons why they suck.
World's Most Annoying Commercial
Qablawi most certainly does not make me happy. Perfect example why I love/hate Reddit's WTF forum.
AFK Tavern
Hey barkeep! I need a Kirby, a Tropic Thunder and three Dragon Tits! This wonderful place in Everett, Washington needs to become a franchise STAT.
What's Your Favorite Food?
Scotty's favorite food is probably not what you'd expect.
Doggie Spin Cycle
After getting a bath, Zeke likes to spin in circles. Found at I have seen the whole of the internet.
Dog Wants To Play Fetch With Babies
Throw the ball? Throw the ball. THROW THE BALL.
The Dallas Mavericks Are Gracious Winners
Mavericks guard DeShawn Stevenson in a custom t-shirt that celebrates Dallas' championship victory over LeBron James and the Miami Heat. Our lord Dirk Nowitski's name taken in vain!
President Bish
Listen to Michele Bachman say President Bush's name funny at last night's debate.
Airbus Reveals Transparent Plane
Pun definitely intended. Wonder Woman must be pretty upset that we're all going to have access to invisible planes by 2050.
James Drake/Blake Mashup
This is pretty groovy.
Rebecca Black's Friday Now Costs $2.99
Want to watch Rebecca Black's "Friday" on YouTube? It'll cost you $2.99 to rent it for 72 hours. Also, wtf is wrong with you that you'd want to watch it again?! (Thanks for the head's up, Reddit)
