June 16, 2011
Bigfoot Investigators Hope DNA Test Will Confirm Existence Of Two Man-Beasts
California Bigfoot investigators were shocked over Memorial Day weekend when they found strange markings and hair on their pickup truck windows. Now, they're hoping DNA tests will prove once and for all the existence of the legendary man-beast.
Staten Island Teacher Danielle Johnsen Accused Of Student Affair Turns Self In
The Staten Island Catholic high-school teacher accused of carrying on an inappropriate relationship with a 16-year-old student was arraigned today on charges of sexual abuse and endangering the welfare of a child, authorities said.
Hugh Hefner Gets Love From Kendra Wilkinson & Holly Madison After Crystal Harris Heartbreak
Playboy‘s finest are coming out in full force to support their main man Hugh Hefner after his fiancée, Crystal Harris, left him 5 days before their wedding. Most importantly, the Girls Next Door — Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett, Holly Madison and Bridget …
James Franco Now Officially Just F---ing With You
Having nearly exhausted the realm of tangible art that seems like a total put-on, James Franco has moved on to an entirely new, experimental, probably prankish level of seeing what people will accept merely because it bears his actorly aura. He’s co…
Why Anthony Weiner Should Resign—and Then Run For Re-election.
Anthony Weiner could put his future back in the hands of the votersRep. Anthony Weiner is in a tricky position. There is no evidence that he did anything illegal, but his actions—to put a good spin on it—cast serious doubt on his judgment. Worse, in…
This Is A Photo Gallery Of James Franco Hanging Out With Ke$ha
Shouldn’t you be in school, or just anywhere other than hanging out with Ke$ha, James Franco? ONE WEEK OF DETENTION! What was that? You want another? TWO WEEKS OF DETENTION! Say something smart again. OK, let’s make it a month. You good? I can do th…
Rep. Anthony Weiner's Wife, Huma Abedin, Returns, Democrats Expect Resignation Soon
Rep. Anthony Weiner's humiliated, pregnant wife, Huma Abedin, pulled up to their Washington home before dawn yesterday after a weeklong foreign trip - and now must help determine the fate of her cybersex-addict husband.
Power Players: Does Being A Politician Make You More Likely To Be Unfaithful?
Anthony WeinerAnthony Weiner's extramarital sexting, Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child, and the Dominique Strauss-Kahn scandal has led to a lot of handwringing about the prevalence of philandering among politicians and to speculation about why poli…
Crying In Public From Casey Wilson, June Diane Raphael, Danielle Schneider, Ryan Perez, Lauren, Brian Lane, David Ferguson, BoTown Sound, Paul Rust, Lindy, Kat Bardot, And Funny Or Die
There may be no more uncomfortable feeling in the world than watching other people crying in public, so here's a video of people just crying in public.
Anthony Weiner Resignation Speech Crashed By Howard Stern
Not long after Anthony Weiner began the somber speech announcing his resignation from the United States House of Representatives, one of Howard Stern's minions, Benjy, began shouting "Were you fully erect?" and "Are you more than seven inches?" NBC was forced to interrupt Weiner's speech in order to avoid offending the daytime audience. Also, someone screamed out "Bye-bye pervert!" Welcome to Brooklyn!
Vancouver Riots 2011: Couple Kisses During Chaos (PHOTO)
While a city burned its Stanley Cup dream in the flurry of flames, looting and bone-breaking that was the 2011 Vancouver riots, an altogether different sort of passion spilled, literally, into the streets. At the moment, they're known only as the ki…
Catholic University Getting Rid Of Co-ed Dorms To Stop "Hook-ups"
Catholic University — a very fine institution that some of my more oblivious relatives suggested I attend to pursue my love of theater — has come up with an ingenious way to battle the college trend of getting super-hammered and sleeping with that g…
California Prop 8 Judge Vaughn Walker: The Appalling Effort To Disqualify Him From Judging The Gay Marriage Case Because He's Gay.
Judge Vaughn WalkerToday, a court in San Francisco heard arguments about one of the most contemptible legal claims advanced in decades: that Vaughn Walker, the federal judge who voted last spring to strike down California's ban on gay marriage, was …
Pawnshop Craze: Can Pawngo Attract Swanky, Cash-poor Clients With Its New, Web-Only Pawn Operation?
Pawnshops have a bad rap: seedy buildings on the outskirts of town, shelves filled with fenced goods, heavies behind the desk hawking usurious loans to the cash-strapped and the unbanked. The stereotype is not entirely unmerited. But it is one that …
Man Removes Wart With Shotgun, Blows Off Finger
At least he wasn't trying to remove a genital wart. Sean Murphy is a 38-year-old security guard from South Yorkshire, England. He had been plagued by a painful wart on the middle finger of his left hand for nearly five years. One night not long ago, he drank a bunch of beer and aimed a 12-bore Beretta shotgun at the wart. Surprising no one except for Mr. Murphy himself, he blew off the entire top of his finger.
Kim Kardashian To Get Married To Kris Humphries On Father's Day?
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘s upcoming nuptials will be the United States’ version of this year’s Royal Wedding — and HollywoodLife.com is convinced it’s happening sooner than anyone ever anticipated. We think Kim, 30, and Kris, 26, will tie t…
Watch Matt Lauer Ride Jim Carrey Like A Horse — ”Come On, Little Matty!”
Today Show anchors learned a big lesson today about inviting actor Jim Carrey onto their show. Don’t allow Jim into the studio until right before his interview or bad things will happen — like Matt Lauer will try to ride him like a horse.
What's The Difference Between Osama And Obama? Part I
I created GlobalGrind a few years ago for moments like this. Lupe Fiasco, one of the great poets of his generation, made some comments that didn't sit well with a lot of people, when called President Barack Obama a "terrorist." I decided to reach ou…
Natalie Portman News - Fake Natalie Portman Baby Photo Spreads Across The Web (PHOTO)
With news of Natalie Portman‘s new baby still making its rounds, the people of the internet simply couldn’t wait/resist when it came to a baby photo. So, rather than sit by until Natalie released an official one, there’s a VERY fake picture of Natal…
J.K. Rowling Launches Mysterious New Harry Potter Website
You didn't really think they'd turn off the Harry Potter spigot after "Deathly Hallows," did you? Little is known of the site, Pottermore.com, although a fan who was given a sneak peak says it's "breathtaking in scope, detail and sheer beauty." It was discovered after Rowling teased various Potter fansites with clues, revealed through a "Secret Street View" scavenger hunt. As of right now, it only contains a few photos of owls and Rowling's signature, plus a "Coming Soon" placeholder in the author's handwriting.