June 16, 2011
Pets do not like the cone of shame. But Mooo-ooom! These stitches are itchy!
Not just because it's big, beautiful, laid-back, and sophisticated, but because these people call it, "home."
Not long after Anthony Weiner began the somber speech announcing his resignation from the United States House of Representatives, one of Howard Stern's minions, Benjy, began shouting "Were you fully erect?" and "Are you more than seven inches?" NBC was forced to interrupt Weiner's speech in order to avoid offending the daytime audience. Also, someone screamed out "Bye-bye pervert!" Welcome to Brooklyn!
It's finally over (but was funny while it lasted). See you later, Weiner (Spitzer/Weiner talk show please).
At least he wasn't trying to remove a genital wart. Sean Murphy is a 38-year-old security guard from South Yorkshire, England. He had been plagued by a painful wart on the middle finger of his left hand for nearly five years. One night not long ago, he drank a bunch of beer and aimed a 12-bore Beretta shotgun at the wart. Surprising no one except for Mr. Murphy himself, he blew off the entire top of his finger.
Japanese scientists are making hamburgers from human excrement in an effort to fight the global food crisis. More like the global-what-should-I-have-for-lunch-today crisis, am I right, guys??
With rage. So much rage.
Now when you watch Nyan Cat on YouTube, you can watch another Nyan Cat run across the screen as the video loads. Best thing ever? Best thing ever.
He's just trying to relax.