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June 16, 2011

Anthony Weiner Resignation Speech Crashed By Howard Stern

Not long after Anthony Weiner began the somber speech announcing his resignation from the United States House of Representatives, one of Howard Stern's minions, Benjy, began shouting "Were you fully erect?" and "Are you more than seven inches?" NBC was forced to interrupt Weiner's speech in order to avoid offending the daytime audience. Also, someone screamed out "Bye-bye pervert!" Welcome to Brooklyn!

Man Removes Wart With Shotgun, Blows Off Finger

At least he wasn't trying to remove a genital wart. Sean Murphy is a 38-year-old security guard from South Yorkshire, England. He had been plagued by a painful wart on the middle finger of his left hand for nearly five years. One night not long ago, he drank a bunch of beer and aimed a 12-bore Beretta shotgun at the wart. Surprising no one except for Mr. Murphy himself, he blew off the entire top of his finger.

Would You Eat A Hamburger Made From Poop?

Japanese scientists are making hamburgers from human excrement in an effort to fight the global food crisis. More like the global-what-should-I-have-for-lunch-today crisis, am I right, guys??

Nyan Cat YouTube Time Bar

Now when you watch Nyan Cat on YouTube, you can watch another Nyan Cat run across the screen as the video loads. Best thing ever? Best thing ever.

How Not To Plank

BuzzFeed was graciously invited to cover the 2011 Webbys. After this incident during the live backstage coverage, we may not be invited back. Wait for my planking fail. I crash the party. Literally, you guys. Literally. I had more success with Norah Jones.

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