Archive
June 24, 2011
Dibbles: For The Greater Good (Game Battle)
In feudal bug society, nothing is more important than protecting the King. Using their own bodies as bridges, blocks and sticky goo, guide these Dibbles to the goal in each level.
Henry Rollins Has Boots Hurled At Him, Owns Hurler
Henry Rollins owns in such a gentlemanly and erudite fashion, even using the phrase "besocked." This was from the Dinosaur Jr. concert at Terminal 5 in New York City. Full video of the interview plus photos of the concert over at Brooklyn Vegan.
Neil Patrick Harris Wants To Get Married
Neil Patrick Harris weighs in on the New York State gay marriage debate. As of right now, the Senate and Assembly have finally agreed on religious exemptions. And now we wait. Again.
8 Everyday Technologies When They Were Cutting Edge
Everything was shiny and new at one point. I can't wait until my kids find today's modern tech in thirty years and mock the lame innovations of the future past.
Full Color Photos Of The Russian Empire During The Early Twentieth Century
Between 1909 and 1912, photographer Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii embarked on a photographic survey of the Russian Empire. His technique of using a specialized camera that caught images in rapid succession with red, blue, and green filters allowed them to be later recombined and run through filtered lanterns to create "near true color" photos. I don't completely grasp all that, but these pictures speak for themselves.
First Look: High Res Image Of Merida From Pixar's Brave
Mmmmm, sassy Ginger heroine. First they release character art and now this. It's like they want me to resent Cars 2.
Rebecca Black's Friday As An 8-Bit Game
Proof that game developers are using time travel for evil purposes.
The 14 Best Construction Sign Hacks
Zombies are no joking matter, you guys. Now it's like the Boy Who Cried Wolf and I don't think my nerves can handle it.
Are You Smarter Than A Booth Babe?
Simultaneously confirming and trashing stereotypes in one agonizing video.
Disney Movies As Told By Cats
The Internet loves cats. The Internet loves Disney. Ergo, the Internet loves this. Bringing you better lulz through suspicious math since 2011.
The First World Problems Rap
From disliking organic milk, wifi passwords, faraway laptop chargers, running out of hot water, warm pillows, replacing batteries on wiimotes, and cleaning ladies making too much noise, this kid's life is really hard.
10 Winged Cats
Relatively little is known about these mythical creatures. Historically, they have tended to appear in England and China, and their "wings" are typically tumor-like, but have also contained their own skeletal structures. They're so mysterious that even finding photos of them is difficult.
Actual News Headlines Vs. Fox News Headlines
Fox News cited each of these "actual news headlines" as their "source." Fair and balanced. Yup.
Beards From Below
I mean, I'm pretty disgusted, but like, this is totally the new thing.
Learn To Fly 2 (Game Battle)
Holy shit, they made a sequel to the world's greatest penguin-themed upgrade game!
20 Stunning Pictures Of French Lavender Fields
The lavender fields of Provence are simply surreal. They may be grown all over the world, but no one does lavender quite like the french.
Whoopi Goldberg Massaging Justin Bieber
This is weird.
Kia Ad Accused Of Promoting Pedophilia
Or statutory rape. You say potato. Oh, hey, it won a prestigious advertising award. The judges who saw this apparently popped some Sportage in their pants. Blech.
