June 3, 2011
History as Sarah Palin sees it. Learn something new today.
When Palins collide! Palin Prime meets celebrity impersonator Cecilia Thompson in Boston. I think we're looking at the GOP ticket for 2012.
Gotta get this framed.
Probably don't analyze that title too closely.
Can't sleep, trained monkeys will will steal my soul. Indonesian tourists must have a different concept of entertainment than I do.
Matt and Ellie Greene got some national media attention after they started a Facebook page for their unborn daughter, Mariah. As of yesterday, the page no longer exists. The parents haven't received any official notice, but they believe it was deleted by Facebook. It was more than likely removed for violating terms of service that say you can't start a page under someone else's name and must be at least 13 years of age.
HOT JAM ALERT.
Only someone truly evil would spend the day at Disney without their estranged son.
The agony and the ecstasy of America's brainiest spectator sport, written all over the faces of precocious kids. Could I have the definition of "adorable," please? Could you use it in a sentence? And congrats to Sukanya Roy for spelling her way to the championship trophy!
From the November 6, 1903 edition of the The Bourbon News newspaper from Paris, Kentucky.
Never again be forced into conversation with your family at the beach when your iPhone dies.