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June 2, 2011

Muppet Star Wars Figures

Wait, shouldn't Beaker be R2-D2 since they speak the same language? (Different dialects obviously) These articulated pop culture mash-ups will be on sale only at Disney Parks this fall. So people better buy lots and put them on eBay for me other fans.

Naked Man Runs Through Traffic, Dives In Public Swimming Pool

A naked 20-year-old man in Overland Park, Kansas is caught on cell phone camera as he runs in and out of traffic, then dives into a public swimming pool full of children. That's one way to beat the heat (and get escorted by police to the psych ward).

Woman Killed By Subway After Falling On Tracks, Overcome By Heat

A young woman, apparently fainting from yesterday's stifling heat, passed out at a New York City subway station and fell on the tracks. She was killed instantly by the oncoming train. The woman has since been identified as 21-year-old Fatoumata Binta Amina Diallo, a native of Ghana who was studying in Manhattan to become a doctor. Eyewitnesses say she briefly came to on the tracks and desperately tried to crawl to safety. Onlookers were horrified as she was cut in half by the train.

Future Sports Commentator

The meanest kid in school narrates a series of hurdle jumps gone wrong in a high school PE class.

I Steal Pets

Here's a fun song about a 7th grader who steals pets.

Nice Guys Finish Last

Apparently we ladies prefer boys who treat us like trash, and these dudes wrote a song about it. Someone forgot to CC me on that memo. (Via)

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