June 17, 2011
It just makes sense.
This is (surprisingly) the first time she's gone bald. I've also included a performance she did of the same song in French. It's actually really nice.
He would eat them all, you guys!
This not a joke. This is freshly squeezed Rush Limbaugh, 100% patriotic refreshment.
This whole scenario raises more than just legal questions. How did all of these things simultaneously occur? Just who is this man? I can't wait to see how this trial pans out.
Ever wanted to be mere feet away from a rapidly descending Boeing 747? Then St. Maarten in the Dutch Caribbean is definitely the place for you! Planespotters--which is apparently a thing--go there to swim and windsurf, taking advantage of the huge waves that the aircraft create as they near the runway.
Inexplicably, Canucks fans really seem to have a thing against BMWs.
You may have seen some of these before, but never like this. And never in such [delicious] quantity!
So, here's the deal: A bunch of Gaga fans are upset about her new music video not being good. Some of them have placed the blame on her lead choreographer/creative director, Laurieann Gibson (@BoombKack). Last night, Laurieann called one of them ignorant, and then a bunch of them went BALLISTIC. Here are 20 of their crazier reactions. Little monsters ain't got nothing on Beliebers.
A fight erupts among people waiting in line for tickets to get into the Casey Anthony trial. No cutsies! Jesus. Is this a murder trial or the Gathering of the Juggalos?
At two feet long, this giant Hungarian sausage is wrapped in bacon, covered in cheddar cheese, and blanketed with crescent rolls. If that's not enough for you, it came along with a "side" of macaroni and cheese as well. I don't have to tell anyone to commence penis jokes; I know it's going to happen.
He's the very best, like no-one ever was. When Queens, NY third-grader Lucas Ayala was informed that his school was banning Pokémon cards, he penned a convincing letter. Now, the school's lifting the ban and may incorporate Pokémon cards into its math classes. He should totally be in the Elite Four.
Note to self: Stay out of the yard tool isle.
And then Godzilla came up and kicked it over. Standing 37' 10" Ed Jarrett used 2,500 man hours and 1.6 million pounds of sand to create this ode to childhood with the help of 1,500 volunteers.
At least she isn't really black.
Hugh Hefner, having already given the go ahead for a Playboy cover with the title "Mrs. Crystal Hefner," slapped a sticker on top to reflect Crystal Harris getting cold feet. Turning lemons into a lemon party. Don't look that up. Tawdry details of the non-wedding here.
Here's a bunch of unnecessarily expensive items on Kim Kardashian's wedding registry. It's gross. WHO NEEDS A $200 PAIR OF TONGS?!
OH MY GOD. SO EPIC.