Archive
June 17, 2011
Bike Lane Sign Blocking The Bike Lane
It just makes sense.
Hipster Party, 1905
They were into anachronistic facial hair before it was anachronistic. This is a photograph of the Fort Riley Eighth Calvary Unit as they enjoy some blue ribbon beer and a roasted pig, taken near Junction City, Kansas (Rock Chalk Jayhawk!) in 1905 by J.J. Pennel.
Bald Lady Gaga Sings "Hair"
This is (surprisingly) the first time she's gone bald. I've also included a performance she did of the same song in French. It's actually really nice.
eHarmony Guy Loves Cheeseburgers
He would eat them all, you guys!
Two If By Tea, The Rush Limbaugh Soft Drink
This not a joke. This is freshly squeezed Rush Limbaugh, 100% patriotic refreshment.
Drunk Driver Has Sex In The Backseat While Going 85
This whole scenario raises more than just legal questions. How did all of these things simultaneously occur? Just who is this man? I can't wait to see how this trial pans out.
Controversial Peanuts Comic Strip
Circa 1969.
Planespotting
Ever wanted to be mere feet away from a rapidly descending Boeing 747? Then St. Maarten in the Dutch Caribbean is definitely the place for you! Planespotters--which is apparently a thing--go there to swim and windsurf, taking advantage of the huge waves that the aircraft create as they near the runway.
Women Valiantly Defend Their BMW From Vancouver Rioters
Inexplicably, Canucks fans really seem to have a thing against BMWs.
The Definitive Collection Of Video Game Cakes
You may have seen some of these before, but never like this. And never in such [delicious] quantity!
20 Lady Gaga Fans Who Are Really Pissed About Her New Music Video
So, here's the deal: A bunch of Gaga fans are upset about her new music video not being good. Some of them have placed the blame on her lead choreographer/creative director, Laurieann Gibson (@BoombKack). Last night, Laurieann called one of them ignorant, and then a bunch of them went BALLISTIC. Here are 20 of their crazier reactions. Little monsters ain't got nothing on Beliebers.
Brawl Outside Of Casey Anthony Trial
A fight erupts among people waiting in line for tickets to get into the Casey Anthony trial. No cutsies! Jesus. Is this a murder trial or the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Brawl Breaks Out At Classy British Horse Race
I say, damn those roughnecks without their top hats! And sporting tattoos! The Daily Mail is up in arms that the pretentious prestigious Royal Ascot allowed such riffraff into the crowd.
World's Largest Pig-In-A-Blanket?
At two feet long, this giant Hungarian sausage is wrapped in bacon, covered in cheddar cheese, and blanketed with crescent rolls. If that's not enough for you, it came along with a "side" of macaroni and cheese as well. I don't have to tell anyone to commence penis jokes; I know it's going to happen.
Meet Lucas Ayala, Pokemon Master
He's the very best, like no-one ever was. When Queens, NY third-grader Lucas Ayala was informed that his school was banning Pokémon cards, he penned a convincing letter. Now, the school's lifting the ban and may incorporate Pokémon cards into its math classes. He should totally be in the Elite Four.
Hardware Stores Make Horrible Earthquake Shelters
Note to self: Stay out of the yard tool isle.
Cigarette Tetris
Inspired yet clearly bored Redditor stacked up forty packs of Marlboros and subsequently, just blew my mind.
Building The World's Tallest Sand Castle
And then Godzilla came up and kicked it over. Standing 37' 10" Ed Jarrett used 2,500 man hours and 1.6 million pounds of sand to create this ode to childhood with the help of 1,500 volunteers.
Racist After School Special
At least she isn't really black.
Hugh Hefner Alters Cover Of Playboy After Crystal Harris Calls Off Wedding
Hugh Hefner, having already given the go ahead for a Playboy cover with the title "Mrs. Crystal Hefner," slapped a sticker on top to reflect Crystal Harris getting cold feet. Turning lemons into a lemon party. Don't look that up. Tawdry details of the non-wedding here.
Top 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Things On Kim Kardashian's Wedding Registry
Here's a bunch of unnecessarily expensive items on Kim Kardashian's wedding registry. It's gross. WHO NEEDS A $200 PAIR OF TONGS?!
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 Final Trailer
OH MY GOD. SO EPIC.
