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"I’ve spent weeks just saying tweets to shampoo bottles."
"Secret to a successful marriage is to marry the one who matches your values, principles, and thermostat settings."
"As if this year could get any worse, I just met a baby named Heidi."
Listen: Khloe Kardashian Helped Her Sisters Create Unrealistic Beauty Standards—But She’s A Victim Of Them Too
“If she really dug deep and looked around her she might be like, ‘You know, I really hate my sisters.’ That’s a lot to reckon with.”
Who's gonna break out their Von Dutch trucker hat?
RIP to a legend.:(
"Grimes' new tattoo looks like the shower wall art you make with your hair."
If only I had the budget of HGTV couples.
"Of course your name is Karen."
"The way my kids use toothpaste, they'll never have a cavity in their bathroom sink."
This "My Grandparents In The 1940s" Meme Is The Best New Trend On Twitter And Here Are 24 Tweets To Prove It
So interesting to see all these historical pics!!
"ARE YOU GUYS LGBT OR SOMETHING???"
"Being vaccinated does NOT mean it’s ok to make a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter."
Not the Uber driver in the ocean...
Popcorn salad?! Haven't we suffered enough this year?!!!
"Microdosing a relationship by getting into arguments with my male friends."
Teyana Taylor Gave Us An Update On The Dionne Warwick Biopic Series, And It's Pretty Hard Not To Get Excited
"We will be telling her story from her own words, and I'm so excited!"
15 Tweets About The "Holding Out For A Hero" Scene From "Shrek 2" For No Reason Other Than It Being Absolutely Iconic
There was no reason for the Shrek 2 soundtrack to go this hard.
These are the names to know for an action-packed Mania weekend.
You *might* want to double check that your mic is off more often.
"Ever since Taylor Swift discovered what a surprise drop is, the world has been far from perfectly fine."
These hit a little too close to home (that we can't afford to buy).
Yahoo Answers, you will be missed.
Lil Nas X Shared An Old Video He Made For His Future Self, And It's Equal Parts Hilarious And Inspiring
Lil Nas X is officially a national treasure.
*"My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels plays softly in the distance.*
Not the Zaccination...
I'm obsessed with the mom's text.
"Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation."
"It's a whole concert. We got lucky tonight."
"Boy, are you Jesus? Because you've been dead to me for three days."
I certainly didn't have "Rich Daddy Zemo" on my MCU Bingo card, but I'm still grateful.
“There’s one person whose fantasy was to be a chicken about to be cooked. But there was also a client whose partner had passed away, and she hired someone to just lay in her lap and stroke her hair.”
"Kids today will never know the struggle of blowing in a cartridge until you are light-headed."
It's that ✨time of the month✨ again!!!!!!!
"Poor Aries. Y'all did not deserve two pandemic birthdays."
If you're having a bad day...at least you're not these people.
Literally Just A Bunch Of Memes About How Much Everyone Dislikes John Walker In "The Falcon And The Winter Soldier"
*Stares angrily in disgruntled Bucky.*
“I think it’s interesting that they pulled these two Captain America characters to really explore their grief, and this tv format is perfect for that.”
Lil Nas X Tweeted The Most Out-Of-Pocket Responses To "Call Me By Your Name" Critics, And Each Is Hilarious
I hope he drags each and every one of y'all.
People Gave Brendan Fraser Tons Of Praise On Twitter For Being A Wonderful Person, And The Whole Thing Was Super Wholesome
Brendan Fraser in The Mummy will forever be a masterpiece.
"Jamie Lee Curtis is currently on her way to the Suez Canal with a can of Activia."
PLEASE...the Grindr response.
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags."
"First day as THE FALCON!!!!!"
They love a good "zap" and "nuke."
Olitz, Olicity, Oh my!
“Wait, I need to stop you there. The song that starts with Martin Luther King Jr.’s voice--is a love letter to his wife?!”
Don't laugh at these too hard, thirtysomethings, 'cause you might throw out your back.
"It's time for me to say goodbye."
“He would constantly make fat-phobic jokes about his friends who are fat. There would also be a lot of slut-shaming of his female friends. It really runs the gamut.”
R.I.P. my free time. I know you would've loved these tweets.
The grandma's text...NO WORDS.
For all the hoomans out there.
“They don’t know it yet, but when Khloe marries Lamar Odom is where things change… That’s the first moment where we know that we’re going to see something happen that they don’t intend to show us.”
Really? When we're THIS CLOSE to being vaccinated?
A beautiful collection of fails this week.
You deserve a laugh or two.
Charlie Puth Responded After Being Body-Shamed For Shirtless Paparazzi Photos And I Need This Framed
"Sorry I don’t have an eight-pack, like, damn..."
"Hannah Montana was a con artist."
"Humans weren't created so we could give each other parking tickets."
Their kids caught them off guard with their hilarity.
"What is a pickle, if not a cucumber persevering?"
"I swear this is not a bathrobe and pajamas."
"Would love your thoughts on what qualifies someone?"
"Do you have my back like the Gmail security team has my back?"
We all need some comic relief.
" Marriage or Mortgage will dig up your grandma and pose her in the living room and be like, 'Doesn’t this feel like home?'"
"Who tweets these things?!"
"Et tu, bestie?"
Not the son texting his mom for buffalo chicken dip as an "emergency," LOL.
"Where’d they get all these RBG’s?"
"It's a completely different genre right now."
Why yes, I do have double D's — Direct Deposit.
Looks like Queen Bey's oldest daughter is next in line for the throne!
"I just got into Harvard! A student opened the door for me."
"My wife is at her hottest when she's angry at someone who is not me."
"My mom reviews Bridgerton..."
“Whether you were a kid waking up in New Rochelle, or the District Attorney of Manhattan, or the top infectious disease expert in the country. We were all dating with COVID that day.”
Plus, Demi Lovato opened up about her struggles with mental health and addiction and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" turned 24.
The Internet Is Making Lots Of Jokes At The News That Instagram Is Launching A "Lite" Version Of Its App
"Does Instagram Lite have less calories than the other competitors?"
"Shocked Oprah" is the new "Shocked Pikachu," tbh.
"Raya And The Last Dragon" Is Actually An Enemies-To-Lovers Story Between Two Princesses, And I'll Die On This Hill
"Hey there, Princess Undercut."
“Omg let’s get together soon, I miss you!” *insert Kathryn Hahn wink*
Plus, Rupert Grint on what it was like spending a decade filming "Harry Potter" and Sam Heughan talks James Bond.
Mixed-Race People Are Revealing Moments When Family Members Have Been Racist Toward Them, And It's Eye-Opening
"When I pointed out that I'm Black, she said, 'I know honey, but it's not your fault.'"
"Unless you shake hands and send gifts, there's no nomination considerations."
I can't believe it's been a year.
Plus, fans are celebrating BTS member Suga's birthday and we tried not to cry over Alan Kim's Critics' Choice Awards acceptance speech.
Listen: The Events Of The “WandaVision” Finale Will Impact The Marvel Cinematic Universe In So Many Ways
“I just want Kathryn Hahn to show up as Agatha in ‘Doctor Strange In the Multiverse of Madness.’ I ask for so little in this world. I just need that to happen.”