24 Black Twitter Tweets That Are So Funny, You'll Be Holding In Chuckles During Your Monday Meetings
"Jolene really messed with ONE woman’s man and is still getting whacked 51 years later. Your legacy is trash, mama."
1. Happy April, folks! It's a brand new month, but Black Twitter remains the funniest corner of the internet!
Heads up yall. Mercury putting her micro braids in tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/zfjoCWpI5T
— 𝙇𝙚𝙛𝙩-𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙨™️ (@fluffyblkboy) March 31, 2024
I scoured my timeline to find the funniest Black tweets, so enjoy this week's list. Now, let's get into it!
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Who tf put steak in the Easter eggs pic.twitter.com/9W94ujZ8Nz
— Tim Chantarangsu (@TimothyDeLaG) April 1, 2024
3.
they talmbout Easter ain’t been the same since Payless shut down😂😂😂😂😂
— Arizona Braid Specialist (@d0mianolove) March 31, 2024
4.
Grandma talking bout some “there’s some pepper in the cabinet” 😒 pic.twitter.com/PHjjp3U9pX
— Myles. 🧸 (@SluttySamon) March 27, 2024
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White people watching you explaining after they already called the cops. https://t.co/fJlnwmqBrA
— Austine (@theereal_one) March 26, 2024
6.
This the food granddad was selling in his restaurant on boondocks https://t.co/QKXSe8U1Fy
— Avy (@NOTAVYVERT) March 26, 2024
7.
The way Megan was standing the wrong way so confidently gets me everytime 😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/ojXImM3Tqg
— iris (@Helen0fTroy1) March 31, 2024
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When my classmate wants to put their name on a group project they left for me to do alone https://t.co/rv8cdOSZgc
— Wesile Snipes (@__sugarvenom) March 30, 2024
9.
zendaya looked so beautiful today i didn't see her but i know she did
— oph ☆ (@ophmaraj) March 31, 2024
10.
please watch flau’jaes celebration 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0f4SKat2OM
— whitney medworth (@its_whitney) March 30, 2024
11.
“Yeppp, It’s the end of the month, its that time” https://t.co/tA470MHT1r
— BabyFace Tae (@bread_maker7) March 31, 2024
12.
BEYONCÉ I AM BEGGING YOU NOT TO TOUR IN 2024 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/1EW8GlxvRY
— nathaniel j whitaker🇹🇹 (@natejwhitaker) March 31, 2024
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Jolene rlly messed with ONE woman’s man and is still getting whacked 51 years later. your legacy is trash mama 😂😂😂
— IV. (@ivourth) March 29, 2024
14.
It’s time to suit up https://t.co/2uklpwumHX pic.twitter.com/Dqw4EE1clD
— Ａｄｄｙｓｓｅｙ (@Uchihaddy) March 31, 2024
15.
the grinch if he had an onlyfans: https://t.co/4CGdw4GiE6
— troythedesigner 🦂 (@troythedesigner) March 27, 2024
16.
me behind my manager after they told a customer the same thing I just told them 😜
— jada petite (@jdapetite1) March 28, 2024
pic.twitter.com/zD9hMNGR49
17.
Offset: You gotta stop wearing them tight pants bruh
— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) March 27, 2024
Shannon Sharpe: I can't do that
Offset: you got to bruh, tryna tell you like a player
Shannon Sharpe: I aint finna let them change me man
Offset: It ain't about that, you're just too big
LLMMFFAAOOO pic.twitter.com/kcslI4Y6Rl
18.
Meanwhile in Brooklyn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/3t4dMkTUsU
— PoloMan (@polo_man404) March 25, 2024
19.
cowboy carter…it’s time pic.twitter.com/0SJAIHYMU1
— tia witcher extraordinaire (@cursedhive) March 29, 2024
20.
YA YA makes me wanna go on the Corny Collins show for Negro Day and hit my mashed potato pic.twitter.com/Ayu4gvX4xN
— Misha and Irish’s Newports (@herejonahgo) March 29, 2024
21.
If bey and paramore collab for act lll, I think Black Twitter would actually break 😭
— candace sinclaire (@candacecre8s_) March 29, 2024
22.
When you and your friend just got that crazy synergy lmaooo !! pic.twitter.com/7NrPXpHopa
— Chris Williamson (@CWilliamson44) March 29, 2024
23.
walked in that mf like he looking for his next elite employee https://t.co/fVRgXIJXYx
— juski (IG: EARRINGDEALER) (@earringdealer1) March 27, 2024
24.
“Get a load of this guy” is top 3 https://t.co/zTU4Fxh40m
— 🌵 (@manlikemk_) March 27, 2024