99.99% Of My Laughs Come From Black Twitter, So Here Are The Funniest Tweets On My Timeline This Week

    "The only reason Ne-Yo doesn't get his flowers the way he should is because of the shape of his head. There's no other explanation."

    It's Monday again, everybody, and it's the final one of March!

    damn March really got somewhere to be don’t it pic.twitter.com/LpPrnXRwEm

    — ☔ (@Whotfismick) March 21, 2024
    HBO / @Whotfismick / Via Twitter: @Whotfismick

    Black Twitter remains the funniest corner of the internet, so here's a list of the most hilarious tweets on my timeline this week. Enjoy!


    Oakland, CA pic.twitter.com/nuUUoHlR68

    — Angie Jones (@techgirl1908) March 22, 2024
    Twitter: @techgirl1908


    Church ladies are evolving 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/dNF9cKMZT5

    — Champagne Sloshy (@JoshyBeSloshy) March 18, 2024
    Twitter: @JoshyBeSloshy


    The face of someone who showed they ass at the vet and will do it again 😭 pic.twitter.com/5gZ1lyEoMD

    — Ms. Suge Knight 👹 (@_curvesandkickz) March 22, 2024
    Twitter: @_curvesandkickz


    this response has me hollering. pic.twitter.com/6Fmz4Zmpxs

    — TB (@TevonBlair) March 22, 2024
    CNN / @TevonBlair / Via Twitter: @TevonBlair


    And still i Glo https://t.co/H13Bt7zGGT

    — Deets (@ScottieBeam) March 23, 2024
    @ScottieBeam / @GloTheofficial / Via Twitter: @ScottieBeam


    The only reason Ne-Yo doesn’t get his flowers the way he should is because of the shape of his head. There’s no other explanation

    — C (@brandypapii) March 20, 2024
    Twitter: @brandypapii


    nicki so fucking funny omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/QHt73Jw9MB

    — tyris ✰ (@TYRISPRINT) March 21, 2024
    Twitter: @TYRISPRINT


    @GeorgeFoster72 / @drycleandolo / Via Twitter: @GeorgeFoster72


    “don’t do that” is so real cause why are you doing that looool https://t.co/eZXiSy8xLC

    — 👩🏽‍🎨 the makeup shapeshifter (@slimgirlsupreme) March 25, 2024
    Kai Cenat Live / youtube.com / Via Twitter: @slimgirlsupreme


    im fucked up rn twin https://t.co/yFB5zLhABn

    — 🦈 (@4Cobey) March 22, 2024
    @4Cobey / @elmo / Via Twitter: @4Cobey


    where my gift card 😭 https://t.co/KUYQ99MMMa

    — ❄️ (@Saweetie) March 21, 2024
    @Saweetie / @theicyarchive / instagram.com / Via Twitter: @Saweetie


    lol getting your hair done by your siblings is so frustrating… it’s free but you’re paying with your time 😭😭😭 why are we on break 17 PLEASE.

    — rebecca (@abcdrih) March 21, 2024
    Twitter: @abcdrih


    Black Panther disappeared and a black lady in the theater said “Oh God why him Lord” lol it took everything in me not to laugh https://t.co/odSngsHCrE

    — KeeksBey ❤️💅🏾🐝 (@AllEliteKeeks) March 24, 2024
    Disney+ / @allEliteKeeks / Via Twitter: @AllEliteKeeks


    Remember Tamar said Trina’s chicken wings needed salt, and Trina said “raise your child”!?! Lmaoooo I miss Braxton Family Values

    — 𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖎. (@_dxndi) March 23, 2024
    Twitter: @_dxndi


    That ☝🏽 one time Madea performed drunk in love by bey😭🤣 Tyler Perry a fool for that one😅 pic.twitter.com/Z7UiRIhChN

    — Youmad Jones (@lovechile23) March 23, 2024
    Netflix / @lovechile23 / Via Twitter: @lovechile23


    I do that poor 😭 https://t.co/a3yFmI4t6e

    — Coley Ru (@coleyyyru) March 25, 2024
    @Latto / @coleyyyru / Via Twitter: @coleyyyru


    Hulu / @ungoldywests / Via Twitter: @ungodlywests


    I’m on tik tok scrolling and why my phone tell me to back tf up??? LMAO pic.twitter.com/gFaFVKL5a1

    — ☿ mya (@mercurysangel) March 21, 2024
    Twitter: @mercurysangel


    Beyoncé leaving the CMAs in 2016 to go record this album: pic.twitter.com/X75svB2KRm

    — 𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . (@MrFlyyyGuyyy) March 19, 2024
    VH1 / @MrFlyyyGuyyy / Via Twitter: @MrFlyyyGuyyy

    Yo I been sleeping my ass off😭 pic.twitter.com/3OGMyXK2nf

    — Kiya🖤 (@kxllssss) March 20, 2024
    Twitter: @kxllssss


    I had a dream i was at the club & this girl said “hey girl you don’t look nothing like your pictures on social media” i said what ??? and ran to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭😫 i never ran out the club so fast crying wow.

    — 𝕽ude Gyal Re 🩷 (@JealousOfRere) March 18, 2024
    Twitter: @JealousOfRere

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