64 Hysterical Tweets From March That I'm 99.99% Sure Will Make You Scream-Laugh

    "Covid consequence nobody talks about is every March/April I have an insatiable desire to take 10 mile walks then online shop with government money."

    Y'all, it's officially the last week of March, and time doesn't even feel real.

    covid consequence nobody talks about is every march/april i have an insatiable desire to take 10 mile walks then online shop with government money

    — anand (@demon_squid) March 12, 2024
    @demon_squid

    I spent way too much time on the internet this month, so I've scoured BuzzFeed's viral tweets, fails, and Black Twitter roundups to compile the ultimate list of hilariousness. So let's get into it:

    1.

    Got my bidet all set up pic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm

    — Ricky Knuckles (@TheRickDoofus) March 21, 2024
    @TheRickDoofus

    2.

    Never again 💔 pic.twitter.com/7z3QrutjyQ

    — D I M A (@Lush_Beauty1) March 18, 2024
    @Lush_Beauty1

    3.

    was swiping on tinder and some girl behind me said “swipe he’s cute” pic.twitter.com/9KdtogPyrk

    — ❒ (@RlCKYRAGE) March 23, 2024
    i-D Magazine / @RICKYRAGE / Via tenor.com

    4.

    a piece of my car fell off while i was parking… pic.twitter.com/ReQ2MRUtQG

    — not j*ss (@itsnotjess123) March 25, 2024
    @itsnotjess123

    5.

    Really good bit i came across at a restaurant yesterday pic.twitter.com/qdFwqb1SNi

    — cam (@largemotorcycle) March 5, 2024
    @largemotorcycle

    6.

    I GOT THE FUNNIEST GLITCH ON PEACOCK LMAO pic.twitter.com/WLKCTa0Cs5

    — Ethan (any pronoun) (@EthanOfArgoCity) March 5, 2024
    @EthanOfArgoCity

    7.

    This made my day. Lol pic.twitter.com/mdGS8Ni0cK

    — Juice (@DjWalt_) March 22, 2024
    @DjWalt_

    8.

    cover letter's looking good! pic.twitter.com/iawBbxSkqC

    — gabe, allegedly (@untiloasis) March 10, 2024
    @untiloasis

    9.

    rent isn’t free, putting him to work pic.twitter.com/kO8cmbIDZW

    — Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) March 12, 2024
    @PunchingCat

    10.

    Took my kid to a play place and he sees a former classmate who he has had a crush on for ages. I told him to play it cool. Just overheard him say “I remember your breath. It always smells like goldfish crackers” bro has negative rizz

    — Teddie (@Teddie2pointO) March 21, 2024
    @Teddie2pointO

    11.

    I was fighting for my life🤣💀 pic.twitter.com/UpNyhVTHMO

    — MULA🍒 (@realbbymula) March 21, 2024
    @realbbymula
    Bathroom mat with imprinted cat-like shape, positioned in front of a toilet, near a waste bin and plunger

    12.

    should i airdrop this to the person in front of me on my flight pic.twitter.com/2IKPn91dFB

    — Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) March 13, 2024
    @IsabelSteckel

    13.

    I was taking a rideshare today and thought the driver said something to me but he was like “no no I was talking to Patricio” and then plopped Patricio down on the dashboard pic.twitter.com/2MUvPYC9YZ

    — Eugene V. D.E.B.S. (2004) (@sarahwaters420) March 22, 2024
    @sarahwaters420

    14.

    she’s serving https://t.co/jwIxI6ACDc

    — leigh (@daughter_ion) March 12, 2024
    @Very__Regular / @daughter_ion

    15.

    I’m crying cause you know the paper towel there cause it already happened before https://t.co/Q5urlY4cPu

    — Pushing the Gay Agenda (@Monalise_ah) March 14, 2024
    @Monalise_Ah / @scorpioeyes101

    16.

    This weather is so inconsistent, it's giving men.

    — Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 23, 2024
    @Noorthevirgo

    17.

    Taking the drawls off the ice cream is unhinged. https://t.co/wZJfp8k6XY

    — FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) March 14, 2024
    @amourxjasss / @GeorgeFoster72

    18.

    Me putting sheets on my bed pic.twitter.com/kWe2TWZv8v

    — ✰ (@blkdior) February 27, 2024
    Parkwood Entertainment / @blkdior

    19.

    crazy choice for a name pic.twitter.com/Voc37N72U5

    — kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) March 11, 2024
    @kirawontmiss

    20.

    I see a drunk ostrich. What dat mean? https://t.co/xeSwEbNnwp

    — Hercules (@kNo_Mercy) March 14, 2024
    @pmcafrica / @k_noMercy

    21.

    Can’t believe this is the last time I get to watch this https://t.co/1zpFjjdZch pic.twitter.com/Hu7egR4ZoA

    — Jay Zim (@jay_zimmer) March 14, 2024
    @jay_zimmer / @CBSNews

    22.

    Could’ve bought some land https://t.co/rytUDaWwMO

    — Deshaun Malik 🏴‍☠️ (@11Deshaun) March 25, 2024
    @HungryAIApp / @11Deshaun

    23.

    thought this was a unique shaped rug https://t.co/FJ9JvmTicm

    — 𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 ♓︎ (@kylaaaa__) March 16, 2024
    @r0ttensilver / @kylaaaa__

    24.

    date: so… you just adopted 3 chipmunks as your children?

    dave seville: no, no that’d be crazy. I’m also their band manager

    — Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) March 20, 2024
    @TheAndrewNadeau

    25.

    she deleted her bf highlight pic.twitter.com/EisEQwXBH6

    — gasso (@noirgasso) March 3, 2024
    Dreamworks / @noirgasso

    26.

    my fish died today after 20+ years(my uncle bought her when he was a teen idk how old she is) im at class rn but I didn't expect my mom to bury her, like, she can be cooked, but yeah rip my fish pic.twitter.com/OuVbzbktAz

    — mobrinono(❁´◡`❁)HOEDERER COME HOME PLZ (@mobrinono) March 15, 2024
    @mobrinono