28 Funny Tweets From The Week Because Life's But One Verrrry Funny Joke

    "I already know ima have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED." —@niccoyat

    Alana Valko
    by Alana Valko

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Hello, welcome. I'm back with your version of this:

    considering deleting twitter and having my friend recap the timeline for me like it’s the daily paper pic.twitter.com/2jhPYm7tL9

    — yasmin (@ycsm1n) April 9, 2024
    Twitter: @ycsm1n

    Sadly, this version is digitized, but hopefully, it saves you time from scrolling for all the funny tweets from the week! Let's get right into 'em:

    1.

    My coworkers have a chronic gossiping problem and today they decided that I would be the topic of discussion😃. What a big mistake because unfortunately for them, I was behind the door and I’ve been waiting for this day LMAOOOO.

    — . (@JulianaAneko) April 9, 2024
    Twitter: @JulianaAneko

    2.

    ymao (yapping my ass off)

    — logan🍊 (@lilgeminibby) April 10, 2024
    Twitter: @lilgeminibby

    3.

    bout to have the best sleep of my life pic.twitter.com/O1EcUIW6hd

    — $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) April 10, 2024
    Amazon / Via amazon.ca

    4.

    Five year plan? I just wake up every day and see what the vibes are.

    — Cali (@calidaysay) April 10, 2024
    Twitter: @calidaysay

    5.

    If you feel like your life is bad just remember you're not on LinkedIn making posts that start with "I'm Deloitted to announce..."

    — 𝔰𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔞 🕊️🩶 (@carbdiem) April 11, 2024
    Twitter: @carbdiem

    6.

    I will never forget the time that I helped interview a man for a job opening and when he was asked what he would contribute to the team he said “probably snacks”

    — Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 10, 2024
    Twitter: @KatieDeal99

    7.

    Zendaya poses on red carpet in a striped sleeveless dress with feather details and white heels
    Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images / @skyferrori / Via Twitter: @skyferrori

    8.

    Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now

    — Dan Carney (@DanManCarney) April 13, 2024
    Twitter: @DanManCarney

    9.

    they were getting in the way of her having a sugar daddy so i understand https://t.co/r9cA1bZW7E

    — jojo (@helllojojo) April 11, 2024
    Walt Disney Pictures / Via Twitter: @helllojojo

    10.

    And? They deserved it https://t.co/cGcyj4eS8h

    — Gleek of the Week Pod (@GOTWpod) April 11, 2024
    Fox / Via Twitter: @GOTWpod

    11.

    gossip girl is the perfect background show when ur home alone bc it’s like ok there are girls gossiping here. i’m safe

    — chase (@_chase_____) April 13, 2024
    Twitter: @_chase_____

    12.

    I be sitting at a bar thinking I look like a bad bitch whole time I’m hunching my back

    — bex (@defnotbex) April 11, 2024
    Twitter: @defnotbex

    13.

    it is horrible when your birthday is over like now i’m just a civilian

    — charlie (@chunkbardey) April 12, 2024
    Twitter: @chunkbardey

    14.

    I already know ima have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED.

    — Niccoya ☆ (@niccoyat) April 13, 2024
    Twitter: @niccoyat

    15.

    pandas have huge teeth, bite force of a lion, gigantic sharp claws, and the strength of any other bear. yet they choose to be silly. the power in that.

    — Becca O'Neal 🍒 (@becca_oneal) April 13, 2024
    Twitter: @becca_oneal

    16.

    Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

    — Ed (@eddo75) April 9, 2024
    Twitter: @eddo75

    17.

    So I had this idea for hamburgers in the shape of hotdogs.

    I didn’t think it all the way through, clearly. pic.twitter.com/SHwst7YUJp

    — Eric Bandholz (@bandholz) April 13, 2024
    Twitter: @bandholz

    18.

    pic.twitter.com/nFt3Z4S3Yq

    — Orwell & Goode | $TREN (@OrwellNGoode) April 13, 2024
    Empire Tactical Gear / Via gb-empiretacticalgear.glopalstore.com

    19.

    Millennials preparing for the 37th once in a lifetime event in the last 5 years pic.twitter.com/k9LoUwrXBZ

    — Don Johnson (@DonMiami3) April 13, 2024
    Vantagenews / BACKGRID / Via Twitter: @DonMiami3

    20.

    Screenshot of a Twitter post with humorous edited reactions to a fictional tweet from a character named Marge Simpson
    @meatsical / Via Twitter: @meatsical

    21.

    not the meteor just hit 😭😭😭 https://t.co/52G5Cu11pJ

    — king 🪿🇨🇩 (@HigherThanHoney) April 10, 2024
    Twitter: @HigherThanHoney

    22.

    Person holding a large "FIVE GUYS" sign at night on a street
    @dhardbb / Via Twitter: @dhardbb

    23.

    I think the funniest shit ever is when you wake up a snoring person and tell them “You gotta stop.” like they can control it. 😭

    — 𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🧚🏾 (@nottydesignss) April 14, 2024
    Twitter: @nottydesignss

    24.

    this is like if the president stopped going to the white house https://t.co/Yt7gOVhsoE

    — rob (@jezfrompeepshow) April 14, 2024
    @vanessahudgens / Via instagram.com

    25.

    me driving the idgaf bus pic.twitter.com/g5lYUp1fva

    — Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) April 14, 2024
    Twitter: @bklynb4by

    26.

    me driving: “hurry up! acting like yall never seen an accident before”

    me when it’s my turn to look: pic.twitter.com/AEpekmdb0u

    — ❒ (@RlCKYRAGE) April 13, 2024
    RESAY / Shine Australia / Via Twitter: @RlCKYRAGE

    27.

    me at 3 am making sure the pile of clothes on my chair is not a person: pic.twitter.com/56vIEQI7Xq

    — C. (@corbin_butler) April 10, 2024
    RESAY /  Shine Australia / Via Twitter: @corbin_butler

    28.

    me when i see another table get their sizzling fajitas pic.twitter.com/AEpekmdb0u

    — ❒ (@RlCKYRAGE) April 13, 2024
    RESAY / Shine Australia / Via Twitter: @RlCKYRAGE

    That's it for this week! Don't forget to shoot these creators a follow, and if you're up for more funny tweets, check out our previous roundups:

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