26 Tweets To Make You Laugh Because We Really Are Just Teeny, Teeny Little Ants In This Big Ol' World

"This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing I've ever seen."

Good morning/afternoon/evening, wherever you are! From NY's "devastating" earthquake to the eclipse, this past week has been jam-packed with funny moments.

More pictures of the devastation #NYCEarthquake2024 #onthescene pic.twitter.com/4OpMX5uWsA

— RICKY (@Rickyismsss) April 5, 2024

Twitter: @Rickyismsss

The earthquake and eclipse filled my timeline for most of the week, but I still managed to find many funny tweets in between the chaos. So, let's get into 'em all:

1.

A view enjoyed just once every 330 years. Humbled to be witness to this once in a lifetime reminder of nature's awesome and eternal beauty. pic.twitter.com/qlBBTN9VO4

— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) April 8, 2024

Twitter: @LukewSavage

2.

pic.twitter.com/Ny4ATUdDPn

— Evan Thomas (@EvanDerekThomas) April 8, 2024

John Finney / Getty Images / Via Twitter: @EvanDerekThomas

3.

Sorry I didn't text back! I actually saw your text .025 seconds after you sent it but I didn't want to reply immediately and seem like a total loser whose whole life is being glued to her phone so I decided to wait and then darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time

— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) April 7, 2024

Twitter: @sewistwrites

4.

(Responding to a friend who just said something insanely stupid) thats fair

— Motivational Pictures With Reality Deep Meaning (@doulbedoink) April 1, 2024

Twitter: @doulbedoink

5.

born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”

— Noor✰ (@itsdaaboi2) April 2, 2024

Twitter: @itsdaaboi2

6.

Help pic.twitter.com/lRliSXTZSk

— ☔ (@Whotfismick) April 7, 2024

Twitter: @Whotfismick

7.

pic.twitter.com/MeWpVETkuh

— okay (@ihaverhisen) April 3, 2024

Twitter: @ihaverhisen

8.

them: this is not a laughing matter
me: pic.twitter.com/4UReEjss9L

— kam (@gravyring) April 7, 2024

Twitter: @gravyring

9.

smoked lamb shank over mushroom lemon risotto w/ asparagus featuring my moms jablecloths pic.twitter.com/Sh5c8l9DPM

— bichael (@bichaelangelo) April 8, 2024

Twitter: @bichaelangelo

10.

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name like you sound hungry as fuck

— laila (@surroundedheads) April 2, 2024

Twitter: @surroundedheads

11.

she's so fucking funny😭 pic.twitter.com/Em1SzHvEMd

— ْ🧸 (@kissdeegirl) April 3, 2024

Neon / @hunterschafer / Via Twitter: @kissdeegirl

12.

finally find a use for this idiot pic.twitter.com/QYLNbupMY7

— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) April 7, 2024

Twitter: @equine__dentist

13.

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

— ☆ celeste ☆ (@cyb3rk1tty2003) April 6, 2024

Twitter: @cyb3rk1tty2003

14.

there was a furry in the club last night and he pulled his mask off and my friends all gasped together because he was the hottest man there

— Koco Caine’s Straw (@tyjnick) April 7, 2024

Twitter: @tyjnick

15.

This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing I've ever seen. I laughed so hard in the store I had to buy it pic.twitter.com/XcsKgHcgHE

— Aitrus Otter (@AitrusOtter) April 5, 2024

Twitter: @AitrusOtter

16.

$20 used to mean something

— :) (@zpyce) April 5, 2024

Twitter: @zpyce

17.

New inflation index just dropped pic.twitter.com/RngUhxq4rn

— 🏛 Aristophanes 🏛 (@Aristos_Revenge) April 5, 2024

Subway / Via Twitter: @Aristos_Revenge

18.

I would turn my car on for white noise to help me sleep https://t.co/g4oHUTZ2Dw

— k (spring enjoyer) (@how_do_i_pdf) April 6, 2024

Twitter: @how_do_i_pdf

19.

You’re dating Manny from Modern Family https://t.co/QMTSz6v2DH

— Saddam Hussein (@RuhangaEd) April 5, 2024

Twitter: @RuhangaEd

20.

They should fly it like this and let everyone run around https://t.co/NqiOK9BOaR

— ottopivnerbfa (@OttoPivnerBFA) April 7, 2024

Boeing / Via boeing.mediaroom.com

21.

since these aren’t safe to fly anymore we should take the seats out and make them into clubs https://t.co/jgTP7qq2QY

— guy (@guysxtn) April 7, 2024

Boeing / Via boeing.mediaroom.com

22.

I hate DoorDash pic.twitter.com/Ewi4JNIrhk

— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) April 7, 2024

Twitter: @TheWapplehouse

23.

@JoeKassabian / Via Twitter: @JoeKassabian

24.

A lady had her giant poodle blocking the door to the coffee shop and as I try to reach for the door she stops me and says, “oh please don’t pet the dog she’s shy” and I’m like lady I’m getting coffee not petting your dog and this is the dog pic.twitter.com/iTkSf8kTVo

— amil (@amil) April 8, 2024

Twitter: @amil

25.

@DAMAGEDTROOP410 / Via Twitter: @DAMAGEDTROOP410

And lastly:

26.

omg found it https://t.co/POlOliSeDy pic.twitter.com/c8QhJVMGcJ

— 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲 (@sidcollett) April 7, 2024

@imaginedragonseuropa / Via tiktok.com

See ya next week! Don't forget to shoot these creators a follow if you liked their tweets. And for more funny tweets, check out our most recent weekly roundups:

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