Everyone Is Making Jokes About The East Coast Earthquake, And Here Are The 35 Funniest Ones
They're already blaming Jersey.
The discourse online is FULLY about the 4.8-magnitude earthquake that hit the East Coast this morning.
░E░A░R░T░H░Q░U░A░K░E░I░N░N░Y░C pic.twitter.com/qpHLzNscDg
— Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew) April 5, 2024
That means there's jokes, and here are the best ones...
1.
Earthquake in New Jersey? pic.twitter.com/soaL48BBjq
— Sopranos World (@SopranosWorld) April 5, 2024
2.
new york is the los angeles of america -- eric adams, probably
— Alex Rocca (@AlexDRocca) April 5, 2024
3.
how the earthquake had me: pic.twitter.com/UUDeTv621k
— 𐚁 (@foxxyyoncee) April 5, 2024
4.
More pictures of the devastation #NYCEarthquake2024 #onthescene pic.twitter.com/4OpMX5uWsA
— RICKY (@Rickyismsss) April 5, 2024
5.
We never used to have earthquakes in NYC. There will be more. Because of woke.
— ember loves bay ridge (@embernic) April 5, 2024
6.
"as New York was hit by an earthquake, i couldn't help but wonder, were the tecnotic plates as unstable as my history with Big?" pic.twitter.com/LXNUSflzEw
— popculture (@notgwendalupe) April 5, 2024
7.
me not knowing where to run after the earthquake #earthquake pic.twitter.com/PkwKRjo4MA
— left on seen (@Imakemyownshit) April 5, 2024
8.
Whole New York right now. #earthquake#earthquakes pic.twitter.com/htnvQx6Tb3
— Jay Pandey🚩 (@IamHindu_OG) April 5, 2024
9.
People coming to Twitter to check that there was an earthquake #earthquake pic.twitter.com/HhpTa1ADXP
— Adam (@stfuayen) April 5, 2024
10.
How Californians looking at New Yorkers #earthquake pic.twitter.com/zJUrUntmf3
— Long Live Nip 💯✊🏾🙏🏾 (@KingLamarr89) April 5, 2024
11.
New York: pic.twitter.com/LBOtTHVOia
— Queens of Bravo (@queensofbravo) April 5, 2024
12.
Everybody in New York right now: pic.twitter.com/R69BRvKwr5
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 5, 2024
13.
the alarm notifications on our phones an hour after the earthquake: pic.twitter.com/Bl0fy6sa5Z
— Alma 'Union Hottie' Avalle (@GoodbyeAlma) April 5, 2024
15.
Last year it was wild fires, and now NYC gets to experience Earthquake Twitter. LA has almost nothing left.
— Khalid El Khatib (@kmelkhat) April 5, 2024
16.
Did DEI cause today’s NYC earthquake? No, but it didn’t prevent it, either.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) April 5, 2024
18.
eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake
— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) April 5, 2024
19.
everyone on my tl right now: pic.twitter.com/bSi53vNPtx
— ray ✨ (@mascarayde) April 5, 2024
20.
nobody:
— auntie majic (@1800buddha) April 5, 2024
NYC: pic.twitter.com/q43Pa4UOmV
21.
who downstairs cuttin a well done steak??
— Jawny Bravo (@TaiilorMade) April 5, 2024
23.
did we shake or were we shook? #earthquake pic.twitter.com/JkJPkTkN2h
— Christopher Ryan (@Creezus_) April 5, 2024
24.
Earthquake in New York pic.twitter.com/8h798nwJj2
— Yovanny (@Yovannyyyyy) April 5, 2024
25.
New York seeing where the earthquake originated pic.twitter.com/mVswA3xEwT
— Cody Wimmer (@Cody_Wimmer) April 5, 2024
26.
can we have another ...that made me feel ALIVE
— Ben Kesslen (@benkesslen) April 5, 2024
27.
God to NYC at 10:23am this morning pic.twitter.com/s4TPDUVBuC
— ryan (@OhItsRyan) April 5, 2024
28.
The guy who made the emergency alert 30 minutes after the #earthquake pic.twitter.com/lbxk1pAfoE
— Hayden (@AnimationObject) April 5, 2024
29.
can you imagine how humiliating this would be for us if the californians were awake
— Walter Hickey (@WaltHickey) April 5, 2024
30.
dont worry everyone, i survived the nyc earthquake pic.twitter.com/asw9zuEu8a
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) April 5, 2024
31.
“West of Manhattan” is the New Yorkiest possible way to refer to New Jersey https://t.co/GeuXYIz3JT
— Liam Stack (@liamstack) April 5, 2024
32.
New Yorkers retelling how they survived the earthquake pic.twitter.com/1aVKmqPh5w
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) April 5, 2024
33.
NYC EARTHQUAKE???? pic.twitter.com/8fZcaX84fO
— hails (@hailsmccloskey) April 5, 2024
34.
Apologies to other parts of the world that regularly gets earthquakes because New York City just had an earthquake and we’re gonna talk about it for the next 3-5 business days.
— Tracie Hunte (@TracieHunte) April 5, 2024
35. And lastly...
Like & Retweet if you survived the #earthquake #NYC pic.twitter.com/7V5JUT9jZb
— Brian (@HNICBrian) April 5, 2024