Life Can Feel Pointless, Difficult, And Dumb, But These 31 Tweets Are Funny, Delightful, And Sure To Make You Chuckle

    "Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough." —@wnbawife

    It's a new week which means it's time to reflect on all the funniest moments on Twitter from the past seven days. And last week, there was no shortage of random, silly, and existential tweets. So, let's get right into 'em all:

    1.

    I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭

    — OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @OfficialGracie

    2.

    (on a first date watching her bowl her ball right into the gutter) hey something just came up i have to leave it was nice meeting you

    — Chris (@citehchris) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @citehchris

    3.

    when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops

    — first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @cowboybecsbop

    4.

    Really good bit i came across at a restaurant yesterday pic.twitter.com/qdFwqb1SNi

    — cam (@largemotorcycle) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @largemotorcycle

    5.

    when your life sucks so bad you consider telling your parents about it

    — jennifer (@lnhales) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @lnhales

    6.

    why would you pay $2000 dollars a month in rent when you could simply live with your parents and the only cost to you would be Daily Emotional Warfare?

    — Archbishop Murphy (@JuliusIrvington) March 8, 2024
    Twitter: @JuliusIrvington

    7.

    30 years ago they were really buying houses for the price of a used car and then going to college with gym membership money omg i’m so sick

    — Iyosias (@iloveiyosias) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @iloveiyosias

    8.

    The roommate that won’t wash the dishes: https://t.co/CE6NRhb5aw

    — pris (@pwiscila) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @pwiscila

    9.

    these celebrity partnerships are getting out of hand pic.twitter.com/yelMte53Wt

    — Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @adamgreattweet

    10.

    Almost done paying off my tacos 😩😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Eoe8HK9h2a

    — 💓 Nicole Nicole 💓 (@niicole__nicole) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @niicole__nicole

    11.

    cover letter's looking good! pic.twitter.com/iawBbxSkqC

    — gabe, allegedly (@untiloasis) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @untiloasis

    12.

    life getting stressful i had to lego pic.twitter.com/HumRY0Fq8u

    — omeo 𖤐 (@ihyomeo) March 11, 2024
    Twitter: @ihyomeo

    13.

    Goldilocks: pic.twitter.com/tidfo1BzXG

    — chiave (@mvndia) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @mvndia

    14.

    I don't have a heating pad so whenever i'm on my period i just put my macbook on my stomach and play the sims

    — ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ (@bendergirlfrend) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @bendergirlfrend

    15.

    Got my first pap smear and they used this? pic.twitter.com/ijMyxNPQmu

    — chadchad (@thechadx2) March 7, 2024
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    16.

    Allegedly https://t.co/OQX4VDymMh

    — scientist (@WeAmourAmara) March 8, 2024
    Twitter: @WeAmourAmara

    17.

    April Fools Day https://t.co/u2Kur4ud9r

    — gen🥂 (@genmxn) March 8, 2024
    Twitter: @genmxn

    18.

    The downside to living in the bay area is that sometimes your landscaper becomes a crypto millionaire and forgets to mention that he quit pic.twitter.com/TrR3uOTEkr

    — Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @ChrisJBakke

    19.

    was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “called in evil” he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work

    — dirt girl (@haterofwords2) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @haterofwords2

    20.

    Person in priest attire viewing paintings in a gallery. Text joking about a non-binary look

    21.

    Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

    — Tina Sieben (@wnbawife) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @wnbawife

    22.

    does AMC check your bags cause i got a cheesecake in this bitch today pic.twitter.com/FEARwb5HkM

    — lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) March 8, 2024
    Twitter: @bigfatmoosepssy

    23.

    girls shed their ugg boots in the spring the way deer shed their antlers and I think that connection to nature is beautiful

    — Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @OKWildlifeDept

    24.

    people call u at 3 am and ask are u sleep. nah im outside on the trampoline

    — MACEO (@liImaceo) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @liImaceo

    25.

    i hate when post yap clarity hits and i realize i overshared

    — ria ⤥⤦ (@h0rnytherapist) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @h0rnytherapist

    26.

    i mean, gorgeous bathroom, but i think theres one very important bit you’re still missing https://t.co/VXm068WfCk

    — Lisan adi Gaib (@folieadieux) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @folieadieux

    27.

    A horse inside a bar with a person wearing a cap, seen partially, standing behind it; screen displays text messages about the event

    28.

    Twitter: @doxie_gay

    29.

    When you’re about to leave and your stomach start doing flips and tricks <<<< pic.twitter.com/qkXi759AKx

    — Robbiey (@ItsJust_Robbiey) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @ItsJust_Robbiey