Life Can Feel Pointless, Difficult, And Dumb, But These 31 Tweets Are Funny, Delightful, And Sure To Make You Chuckle

"Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough." —@wnbawife

It's a new week which means it's time to reflect on all the funniest moments on Twitter from the past seven days. And last week, there was no shortage of random, silly, and existential tweets. So, let's get right into 'em all:

1.

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭

— OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie) March 10, 2024

Twitter: @OfficialGracie

2.

(on a first date watching her bowl her ball right into the gutter) hey something just came up i have to leave it was nice meeting you

— Chris (@citehchris) March 5, 2024

Twitter: @citehchris

3.

when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops

— first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) March 5, 2024

Twitter: @cowboybecsbop

4.

Really good bit i came across at a restaurant yesterday pic.twitter.com/qdFwqb1SNi

— cam (@largemotorcycle) March 5, 2024

Twitter: @largemotorcycle

5.

when your life sucks so bad you consider telling your parents about it

— jennifer (@lnhales) March 7, 2024

Twitter: @lnhales

6.

why would you pay $2000 dollars a month in rent when you could simply live with your parents and the only cost to you would be Daily Emotional Warfare?

— Archbishop Murphy (@JuliusIrvington) March 8, 2024

Twitter: @JuliusIrvington

7.

30 years ago they were really buying houses for the price of a used car and then going to college with gym membership money omg i’m so sick

— Iyosias (@iloveiyosias) March 10, 2024

Twitter: @iloveiyosias

8.

The roommate that won’t wash the dishes: https://t.co/CE6NRhb5aw

— pris (@pwiscila) March 7, 2024

Twitter: @pwiscila

9.

these celebrity partnerships are getting out of hand pic.twitter.com/yelMte53Wt

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 5, 2024

Twitter: @adamgreattweet

10.

Almost done paying off my tacos 😩😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Eoe8HK9h2a

— 💓 Nicole Nicole 💓 (@niicole__nicole) March 9, 2024

Twitter: @niicole__nicole

11.

cover letter's looking good! pic.twitter.com/iawBbxSkqC

— gabe, allegedly (@untiloasis) March 10, 2024

Twitter: @untiloasis

12.

life getting stressful i had to lego pic.twitter.com/HumRY0Fq8u

— omeo 𖤐 (@ihyomeo) March 11, 2024

Twitter: @ihyomeo

13.

Goldilocks: pic.twitter.com/tidfo1BzXG

— chiave (@mvndia) March 7, 2024

Twitter: @mvndia

14.

I don't have a heating pad so whenever i'm on my period i just put my macbook on my stomach and play the sims

— ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ (@bendergirlfrend) March 9, 2024

Twitter: @bendergirlfrend

15.

Got my first pap smear and they used this? pic.twitter.com/ijMyxNPQmu

— chadchad (@thechadx2) March 7, 2024

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16.

Allegedly https://t.co/OQX4VDymMh

— scientist (@WeAmourAmara) March 8, 2024

Twitter: @WeAmourAmara

17.

April Fools Day https://t.co/u2Kur4ud9r

— gen🥂 (@genmxn) March 8, 2024

Twitter: @genmxn

18.

The downside to living in the bay area is that sometimes your landscaper becomes a crypto millionaire and forgets to mention that he quit pic.twitter.com/TrR3uOTEkr

— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) March 7, 2024

Twitter: @ChrisJBakke

19.

was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “called in evil” he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work

— dirt girl (@haterofwords2) March 10, 2024

Twitter: @haterofwords2

20.

@paulderokha / Via Twitter: @paulderokha

21.

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

— Tina Sieben (@wnbawife) March 5, 2024

Twitter: @wnbawife

22.

does AMC check your bags cause i got a cheesecake in this bitch today pic.twitter.com/FEARwb5HkM

— lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) March 8, 2024

Twitter: @bigfatmoosepssy

23.

girls shed their ugg boots in the spring the way deer shed their antlers and I think that connection to nature is beautiful

— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) March 5, 2024

Twitter: @OKWildlifeDept

24.

people call u at 3 am and ask are u sleep. nah im outside on the trampoline

— MACEO (@liImaceo) March 9, 2024

Twitter: @liImaceo

25.

i hate when post yap clarity hits and i realize i overshared

— ria ⤥⤦ (@h0rnytherapist) March 9, 2024

Twitter: @h0rnytherapist

26.

i mean, gorgeous bathroom, but i think theres one very important bit you’re still missing https://t.co/VXm068WfCk

— Lisan adi Gaib (@folieadieux) March 7, 2024

Twitter: @folieadieux

27.

@COOLDADSOCKS / Via Twitter: @COOLDADSOCKS

28.

pic.twitter.com/xHpq4vJtrP

— ̊ (@doxie_gay) March 7, 2024

Twitter: @doxie_gay

29.

When you’re about to leave and your stomach start doing flips and tricks <<<< pic.twitter.com/qkXi759AKx

— Robbiey (@ItsJust_Robbiey) March 10, 2024

Twitter: @ItsJust_Robbiey

30.

Sorry I’m late, boss. I was zooming into photos of the hands of the royal family.

— paul tequila updates (@hesafruit) March 10, 2024

Twitter: @hesafruit

31.

the royal family social media manager thinking they did a good job on the Kate Middleton photo editspic.twitter.com/kxjItUTSbG

— T (@teewatterss) March 10, 2024

HBO / Via Twitter: @teewatterss

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