Life Can Feel Pointless, Difficult, And Dumb, But These 31 Tweets Are Funny, Delightful, And Sure To Make You Chuckle

    "Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough." —@wnbawife

    It's a new week which means it's time to reflect on all the funniest moments on Twitter from the past seven days. And last week, there was no shortage of random, silly, and existential tweets. So, let's get right into 'em all:


    I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭

    — OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @OfficialGracie


    (on a first date watching her bowl her ball right into the gutter) hey something just came up i have to leave it was nice meeting you

    — Chris (@citehchris) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @citehchris


    when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops

    — first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @cowboybecsbop


    Really good bit i came across at a restaurant yesterday

    — cam (@largemotorcycle) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @largemotorcycle


    when your life sucks so bad you consider telling your parents about it

    — jennifer (@lnhales) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @lnhales


    why would you pay $2000 dollars a month in rent when you could simply live with your parents and the only cost to you would be Daily Emotional Warfare?

    — Archbishop Murphy (@JuliusIrvington) March 8, 2024
    Twitter: @JuliusIrvington


    30 years ago they were really buying houses for the price of a used car and then going to college with gym membership money omg i’m so sick

    — Iyosias (@iloveiyosias) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @iloveiyosias


    The roommate that won’t wash the dishes:

    — pris (@pwiscila) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @pwiscila


    these celebrity partnerships are getting out of hand

    — Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @adamgreattweet


    Almost done paying off my tacos 😩😭😭😭

    — 💓 Nicole Nicole 💓 (@niicole__nicole) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @niicole__nicole


    cover letter's looking good!

    — gabe, allegedly (@untiloasis) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @untiloasis


    life getting stressful i had to lego

    — omeo 𖤐 (@ihyomeo) March 11, 2024
    Twitter: @ihyomeo



    — chiave (@mvndia) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @mvndia


    I don't have a heating pad so whenever i'm on my period i just put my macbook on my stomach and play the sims

    — ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ (@bendergirlfrend) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @bendergirlfrend


    Got my first pap smear and they used this?

    — chadchad (@thechadx2) March 7, 2024
    Natural Selections Inc. / Via



    — scientist (@WeAmourAmara) March 8, 2024
    Twitter: @WeAmourAmara


    April Fools Day

    — gen🥂 (@genmxn) March 8, 2024
    Twitter: @genmxn


    The downside to living in the bay area is that sometimes your landscaper becomes a crypto millionaire and forgets to mention that he quit

    — Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @ChrisJBakke


    was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “called in evil” he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work

    — dirt girl (@haterofwords2) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @haterofwords2


    Person in priest attire viewing paintings in a gallery. Text joking about a non-binary look


    Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

    — Tina Sieben (@wnbawife) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @wnbawife


    does AMC check your bags cause i got a cheesecake in this bitch today

    — lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) March 8, 2024
    Twitter: @bigfatmoosepssy


    girls shed their ugg boots in the spring the way deer shed their antlers and I think that connection to nature is beautiful

    — Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) March 5, 2024
    Twitter: @OKWildlifeDept


    people call u at 3 am and ask are u sleep. nah im outside on the trampoline

    — MACEO (@liImaceo) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @liImaceo


    i hate when post yap clarity hits and i realize i overshared

    — ria ⤥⤦ (@h0rnytherapist) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @h0rnytherapist


    i mean, gorgeous bathroom, but i think theres one very important bit you’re still missing

    — Lisan adi Gaib (@folieadieux) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @folieadieux


    A horse inside a bar with a person wearing a cap, seen partially, standing behind it; screen displays text messages about the event


    Twitter: @doxie_gay


    When you’re about to leave and your stomach start doing flips and tricks <<<<

    — Robbiey (@ItsJust_Robbiey) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @ItsJust_Robbiey