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"Ex–McDonald's worker here. Ice cream in hot chocolate is amazing."
"If I could afford therapy, this would definitely come up."
All hail cats.
"The floor was covered in dead bugs."
"Wombats poop in cubes."
Baristas Are Revealing The Weirdest Drinks They've Ever Had To Make For Customers, And I'm Speechless
"The 'Americola': two shots of espresso served over a Coke. Only, this monster ordered it hot. I had to explain we cannot steam sodas."
You can't live with 'em...That's it. You can't live with 'em.
Men Are Sharing The Nonsexual Types Of Physical Touch They Love, And It's An Inside Look At Their Brains
I guess they're not all horndogs.
"Using your child for likes on social media. That's creepy, and I never understood why any parent would do that."
If loving pumpkin spice is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Some days are worse than others...way worse.
Is it Friday yet?
“A group of your neighbors wish to announce that..."
They literally had one job.
"I went into the theater as an 8-year-old expecting a fun fantasy movie and that is not what I got."
Oh, so that's why it was so cheap.
People Are Sharing Thoughts They'd Never Say Out Loud And We All Have A Lot More In Common Than I Expected
"I feel like I’m losing my social skills in isolation during the pandemic."
"I was 16 years old, ordering a beer at McDonald's."
Restaurant Workers Are Sharing The Weirdest Customer Order They've Ever Taken, And I'm Shaking My Head
One grilled cheese without the bread, comin' right up.
Go ahead. I dare you not to smile at these.
What could go wrong?
You *might* want to double check that your mic is off more often.
People Are Sharing The Secrets They Know That Could Ruin Someone Else's Life, And They're Pretty Juicy
"Secret secrets are no fun..."
"In these uncertain times."
Petition to give all restaurant workers a raise, ASAP.
“They leave us alone out of fear that we’ll destroy ourselves if war accidentally breaks out.”
I need all of these immediately.
"That pubic hair acted like Velcro."
When the only way out is divorce.
C'mon, I know you have Thoughts™️ on all of these 👀.
"Emotionally just brutal. Crushed me; never want to see again."
Can someone pass the tissues?
Yahoo Answers, you will be missed.
Warning: You may want to read these with the lights on.
"I always assume there are actual adults in charge of things, but I'm nearly 40, and I'm meant to be that adult. I feel like a kid in an aged shell."
I think I just lost my appetite.
Sex Workers Are Sharing Their Saddest Customer Requests, And They Reveal Just How Lonely People Can Be
"This guy wanted me to hold and rock him while he just cried."
*Side-eyes all these posts*
Who ARE these people?!
Apparently it's "rude" to tell the waiter I survived a bear attack.
I, too, despise Dunkirk.
"The 'Snyder Cut,' I liked it for a couple hours, but after that I just wished for something to kill me."
"It deserved at least a cult following."
When down is up and up is down...
People Are Coming Up With Brutally Honest Slogans For Brands We All Know, And They're Actually Hilarious
"Taco Bell: You can make 32 different things with these five ingredients, why mess with perfection??"
"The kicker is that if you call them on it, you’re treated as unreasonable."
Photo or it didn't happen.
Still gagging, in case you were wondering.
"Extra ice in their drinks."
“There’s one person whose fantasy was to be a chicken about to be cooked. But there was also a client whose partner had passed away, and she hired someone to just lay in her lap and stroke her hair.”
People Are Sharing Movies That Would Have Ended Immediately If The Characters Acted Normally, And Finally Someone Is Saying It
I expected Harry Potter, but not Frozen...
Kids do the darndest — and most chaotic — things.
Valid points were made.
Scooby Doo, but make it real life. 🔍👀
"I do not miss working in the restaurant industry."
People Are Sharing The Favorite Things They Had To Give Up Because They Were Too Old To Keep Doing Them, And It's Highly Relatable
Sigh, I do miss playing at the playground.
"Too hot to keep changing this sign. Jesus good, sin bad. Details inside."
I will feel personally vindicated when these people get fired.
"We both went for the last pint of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food at the grocery store, and we agreed to share it in the parking lot."
Stay in your lane.
28 Women Share Their ‘I’m The Client, Not My Husband’ Stories, And To Say I'm Pissed Is An Understatement
"The gynecologist wouldn't take my pain seriously until MY HUSBAND said we couldn't have sex."
So smol you could put 'em on a spoon and eat 'em, but PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.
If you're having a bad day...at least you're not these people.
People Are Sharing Random Traditions In Their Countries That Make No Sense To The Rest Of The World, And Literally WTF Canada
"Not sure letting a bunch of disguised drunk people into your kitchen to dance would work anywhere besides a small town."
I hope you're taking notes.
Grab your popcorn. 🍿
We've all been there...
Sex Workers Are Sharing The Wildest Things They've Done On The Job, And It Just Goes To Prove That Sex Work Is Real Work
"I once had both of my fists up someone's butt."
"We consume about five grams of microplastics every week."
24 Parents Share Their "I Looked Away For ONE Second" Stories, And I'm Having Heart Palpitations From Reading Them
"They decided to stay close, assuming some hysterical parent would eventually come running."
"Letting myself be pressured into sex I didn't want to have because I didn't want to seem like I was leading them on."
"They find the little things that separate you from everyone else and celebrate them."
People Are Revealing The Most Embarrassing Things They've Done During Sex, And OMG I'm Clutching My Pearls
BRB, dying of embarrassment.
You're never too old to have fun...or to sing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" at the top of your lungs.
"When someone says, 'This isn't a movie, it's real life.'"
People Are Revealing The Worst Mistakes You're Unknowingly Making In Your 20s, And They're Actually Really Important To Be Aware Of
How many of these are you making?
"They spilled wine on my laptop and said, 'Can't your parents just buy you a new one?'"
Men Are Sharing The Best Compliments They've Ever Gotten From A Woman, And It's An Inside Look At Their Brains
Contrary to popular belief, men do have feelings.
People Are Sharing Effective Psychological Tricks They Use In Everyday Life, And I'm Blown Away By Some
"On an airplane, if my seatmate is hogging the armrest or being too chatty, I pick up the barf bag. Works every time."
They yucked our yum.
People Are Sharing "Hard To Swallow Pills" About Relationships, And They're Important Things That You Need To Hear
"People keep changing as their life goes on, and there are no guarantees that you and your partner will change in ways that are compatible."
17 Bartenders Share The Weirdest Thing They've Seen At Work, And IDK What I Was Expecting But It Wasn't This
"Honestly, it was the fight I witnessed between someone dressed as SpongeBob and someone dressed as an Oompa Loompa."
"She cheated on every single long-term partner she'd ever had, and she talked about it like they deserved it."
"ConspiraSEA was right there!!!"
Being an old is rough.
"I always thought pads operated like Band-aids..."
"The massive gaps in public bathroom stalls. You can see an entire person and all their shame through those gaps."
Hiring a super cheap barber off Craigslist? That's a mistake.
"Very enthusiastic people."
"Just the other week I relaxed the wrong way and f'd my back up."
Keanu Reeves' English accent in Dracula was unrealistic.