Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you some of the most anxiety-inducing clothing and accessories I've seen on the internet. Please let me know if I'm a fool who just doesn't know fashion:
1.This ring with an actual glass eye in it:
2.These tooth rings that are allegedly for vampire weddings:
3.This shirt with the most unsettling number of buttons and holes:
4.These knitted mittens that — while very impressive! — make me feel like I'm in The Shining:
5.These rat slides:
6.This vintage rat purse:
7.These "Christmas" nails:
8.These nails that are capable of biting you:
9.This shoe bag — or, shall I say, "shag":
10.These military pumps:
11.This Jar Jar Binks bracelet:
12.These shoes that say, "Why wear a sandal when you can LOOK like you're wearing a sandal":
13.This crotch collar:
14.And these pants that pay strange homage to Steve Buscemi:
