14 Pieces Of Clothing That Make Me Deeply, DEEPLY Uncomfortable

    They weren't kidding when they said fashion knows no bounds.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you some of the most anxiety-inducing clothing and accessories I've seen on the internet. Please let me know if I'm a fool who just doesn't know fashion:

    1. This ring with an actual glass eye in it:

    Person holding a ring with an eye design, another person in the background

    2. These tooth rings that are allegedly for vampire weddings:

    Rings with teeth on them

    3. This shirt with the most unsettling number of buttons and holes:

    A shirt with buttons and a vertical row of stitched buttonholes, some of which are misaligned

    4. These knitted mittens that — while very impressive! — make me feel like I'm in The Shining:

    Person holding a pair of gloves with a face knit into the design in front of their face

    5. These rat slides:

    Person wearing slippers shaped like realistic rodents on pavement

    6. This vintage rat purse:

    Antique metal purse designed to resemble a rat with a clasp on top

    7. These "Christmas" nails:

    Christmas nail art

    8. These nails that are capable of biting you:

    Nails shaped like teeth

    9. This shoe bag — or, shall I say, "shag":

    A unique high-heel shoe fashioned into a handbag with decorative patterns stands on a table

    10. These military pumps:

    A pair of lace-up heeled ankle boots on a tiled surface, with plant pots in the background

    11. This Jar Jar Binks bracelet:

    Wrist wearing a watch with a 3D figure of Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars as the face

    12. These shoes that say, "Why wear a sandal when you can LOOK like you're wearing a sandal":

    Slip-on shoes made to look like feet wearing sandals

    13. This crotch collar:

    a crotch collar

    14. And these pants that pay strange homage to Steve Buscemi:

    Printed pants with Steve Buscemi's face on them

    H/T: r/hmmm, r/ATGBE, r/weird