Only Those Who Know No Fear Can Successfully Get Through These 15 Photos Without Choking

    I'm sorry the world is sometimes like this.

    1. This phone that whispers directly to your ear with its mustache tickling you:

    Crocheted phone in the shape of a person, with keypads on the chest and two head-like ends, displayed on glass

    2. And this person who is sporting permed eyelashes:

    permed eyelashes

    3. This monster who decided to squeeze their belly button into a washer:

    A belly button pushed through a washer

    4. And this individual who enjoys this disgusting combo:

    Bowl containing sliced bananas mixed with fish heads

    5. This snail who has a wasp's nest stuck to it:

    A snail crawls on a person's finger, with a wasp nest attached to it

    6. This freaky life-size cucumber person:

    A person made out of cucumbers

    7. Whoever decided this design was a great look:

    Badly cut hair

    8. And whoever thought this one was, too (I guess no poop will ever get stuck in its fur):

    A dog's hindquarters that have been shaved

    9. The odd one who thought eyelashes on glasses was a statement:

    Eyelashes on someone's glasses

    10. The person who is making everyone wince with this idea:

    A close-up of a hand using a metallic bottle opener to open a bottle cap

    11. And the person who is creeping everyone out with theirs:

    Person standing in a forested area, wearing gloves and shorts with visible dirt on skin and clothing

    12. These really scary looking urinals:

    Urinals with very small openings

    13. And this really squished cat:

    A white cat is sleeping snugly in a round hanging bed attached to a cat tree

    14. This dog who should never have been subjected to this:

    A dog with an edited image to appear as if it has human legs in tights and high heels in different poses

    15. And this creature that will now haunt your nightmares. Goodbye.

    Hairless baby marsupial nestled in a knitted blanket, held in someone's hand